There is a math equation for Guinness. Which explains how much you blow out one end after consuming a quantity of it in the other. Just be thankful they haven't invented scratch and smell computer screens yet.

Ah, however, it does depend on the food you consume before and after. If you really want to trump to gold medel standard go for a traditional meat and 3 veg and enjoy...

My last supper would be three course:

Course 1:

Roast Beef Sunday lunch brought in from Jools on soi4 (with extra yorkie puds)

Course 2:

Roast Lamb Sunday lunch also brought from Jools on soi4

Course 3:

One whole lemon cheesecake

Complimentry Cheese plater

Drinks:

4 pints of Guiness

1 keg of Stella

And then Tequilla until the button is pressed.

I don't think that you need worry about being executed as you will probably have burst by the time you get through all that!

Last meal, I am afraid I would have to defer to a bottle of Aberlour Single Malt 10 year old, nothing else only ice, ah sod it, forget the ice.

If I am going to meet my maker, I am sure as St Jude, that I wont meet him sober or on a full stomach.

Moss

Last meal, I am afraid I would have to defer to a bottle of Aberlour Single Malt 10 year old, nothing else only ice, ah sod it, forget the ice.

If I am going to meet my maker, I am sure as St Jude, that I wont meet him sober or on a full stomach.

Moss

An interesting perspective Moss, an interesting perspective...

I don't think you can go drunk. The spirit evaporates.

I don't think you can go drunk. The spirit evaporates.

Which is exactly why Mossy has the right idea. For whatever his fate may be in the afterlife, if he can get his spirit to evaporate, that must mean his spirit has turned to gas. As it has turned to gas, from a solid state, it must, inevitably, be warmer ergo lighter than ambiant air... Ergo... He rises to heaven.

See you in three weeks Mossy, for all the tips and tricks on gettin' into heaven.

I don't think you can go drunk. The spirit evaporates.

Which is exactly why Mossy has the right idea. For whatever his fate may be in the afterlife, if he can get his spirit to evaporate, that must mean his spirit has turned to gas. As it has turned to gas, from a solid state, it must, inevitably, be warmer ergo lighter than ambiant air... Ergo... He rises to heaven.

See you in three weeks Mossy, for all the tips and tricks on gettin' into heaven.

An interesting perspective kayo, an interesting perspective...

If all this is true, one's farts must also be headed where moss is going.......good luck with that.

I have thought about this question and I think what I ate and drink would all be determined by how I was to die and who would kill me. I would hate to throw up for some reason, like nerves or the manner of my death, loads of food.

I think really I would want a good clean cup of tea, like Ti Kuan Yin, and a moment of peace.

ps why so little Guiness?

Well....Don't want to overdo it, do I......