pomchop Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 The ultimate all purpose phrase that is the essence of Thailand: UP TO YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mancub Posted July 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2021 On 7/5/2021 at 11:19 AM, Mutt Daeng said: This thread wouldn't be complete without a few Colemanballs: (David Coleman) There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record He's 31 this year: last year he was 30. Forest have now lost six matches without winning. "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey. "- Brian Johnstone, Eng v Windies. Always brings a chuckle ! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 10 hours ago, canthai55 said: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? Dirty Harry I am happy that I watched those movies when they came out. I really enjoyed Dirty Harry. I wonder how the young generation thinks about those movies if they (would) watch them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 "Somes bastards, somes aint't. That's the score." Kerouac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 "That's the fastest time ever run, but it's not as fast as the world record." Colemanballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 "The Republic of China: back in the Olympic Games for the first time." Colemanballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sanuk711 Posted July 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2021 "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." –- Spike Milligan 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sanuk711 Posted July 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2021 No Matter How Good of a person you are--- You're The A**Hole in someones story 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 "The expense is abominable, the position ridiculous, and the pleasure fleeting" ( Oscar Wilde on sex ) "Disraeli, you will either die on the gallows or from an unspeakable disease". "That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAPPYNUFF Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Well I do get confused over which of these to believe.. He who hesitates is lost.....versus..... Look before you leap. But the one I like best......... If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 On 7/5/2021 at 12:28 AM, RichardColeman said: smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast - Ace Rimmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canthai55 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Say Hello to my Little Friend - is correct 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 “Instead of ‘single’ as a marital status, they should have ‘independently owned and operated.'” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeTua Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 7 minutes ago, KeeTua said: “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams I am not sure if life would be better is they would work together at the same time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dddave Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 "Bigamy is one wife too many- Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surelynot Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".........she still doesn't believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 17 minutes ago, Surelynot said: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".........she still doesn't believe me. Is having sex for 30 or 60 minutes a relationship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surelynot Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Just now, OneMoreFarang said: Is having sex for 30 or 60 minutes a relationship? 555.....if I can pluck up the courage I'll put that to her!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Surelynot said: 2 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: Is having sex for 30 or 60 minutes a relationship? 555.....if I can pluck up the courage I'll put that to her!!! Her? I guess it's best to ask the girl after 30 minutes. She will probably agree that you don't have an relationship with her. That should be answer enough. And just in case the wife asked later then you can say with a good conscience: I asked her, we agreed we don't have a relationship. ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surelynot Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 31 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: Her? I guess it's best to ask the girl after 30 minutes. She will probably agree that you don't have an relationship with her. That should be answer enough. And just in case the wife asked later then you can say with a good conscience: I asked her, we agreed we don't have a relationship. ???? Man with a plan.....like it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canthai55 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 There are two kinds of people in the world: Submissive and rebellious. The problem of the world is that majority is in the first category! Mehmet Murat ildan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canthai55 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. Clint Eastwood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 11 minutes ago, canthai55 said: You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. Clint Eastwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thujone Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 “Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” Jack Nicholson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
userabcd Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Robin Williams "Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 On 7/7/2021 at 12:48 AM, pomchop said: The ultimate all purpose phrase that is the essence of Thailand: UP TO YOU You tink too much 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomchop Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, RJRS1301 said: You tink too much why u eat too mutt food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canthai55 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 “I Am Gonna' Ask You Questions, And Every Time You Don't Give Me Answers, I’m Gonna' Cut Something Off. And I Promise You, They WILL Be Things You Will Miss!” Kill Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canthai55 Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite? Vic Vega Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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