Popular Post rooster59 Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 One can usually spot a newbie to Thailand a mile off. They love to regale anyone who pretends to listen about their knowledge of everything Thai from the language to the politics, the daily life to the police. They know all about the Thai people - especially relationships - and they have the culture off pat. They usually condemn it to hide their ignorance. They once propped up bars talking about life being cheap and brown envelopes, but are increasingly prevalent and tiresome on social media these days. Yes, things have become very black and white for them. When in reality understanding Thailand is more about the shades of grey. Even the locals are baffled by what goes on in the kingdom at times. Rooster assesses a newbie as someone who has been in Thailand less than ten years - you get your wings after that. I got mine in the mid 1990s and I’m still learning. I should be what legendary columnist Bernard Trink called an “Old Hand” by about 2035 if I keep paying attention. The newbie overreacts to everything. A coup means violence and gunfire on the streets. Being caught with your trousers down means the end of a relationship and food for ducks. Falling foul of the law means incarceration in their favorite Bangkok Hilton, though they have no idea where it is because they can’t even give directions to a taxi driver (who are all dishonest Thai men who pimp their wives and beat them senseless, BTW….). Ex-newbies who have paid attention are then on probation for about the next ten years. In this period it is important to get further experience and balance. By the end of that - let's say 20 years residence - we should have a person who is blessed with information and knowledge - but who is still “ngong” (suitably flummoxed) in appropriate measure. You see, not being a newbie is not about always getting things right. It’s about appreciating that despite the knowledge you could still be wrong. For this columnist the entire Covid-19 pandemic and the reaction to it by the Thai authorities has been a case in point. I smelled several rodents last year but was prepared to go along with what appeared to be a pretty reasonable response to the pandemic. I was prepared to give credit where it appeared to be due and reserve some criticism for the ever changing circumstances of a health crisis few were fully prepared to handle. I admit I didn’t see the vaccine rollout failure coming but I’m not going to get my “ganggeng nai” in a twist. As far as being vaxxed goes I’m following a wait and see approach. Getting all het up about the lack of availability - or thinking about flying abroad to get a jab no less - all smacks of newbie-ism or having more money and time than sense. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment in August for a lipid check and I’ll ask my Khun Mor about it then. I’m in no hurry - despite being 60 next Sunday it’s hard to catch Covid when the nearest you get to going out is a trip to the landing to take out the trash. Mrs Rooster - a Thai of 44 years - is behaving more like a newbie. Maybe she needs more powerful medication and less Amarin TV. I’m doing my best to alleviate the fear factor - a tough battle with cases nudging 10,000 and deaths up near 100 every day. I urge her to appreciate the positives - time spent with family, the pleasures and humor of raising kids in a rich bilingual environment, the eight year old mastering lessons via Zoom, the five year old coloring in nicely…… But it does appear that she has got caught up in the hysteria that this week resembled more like Vaccine Hysteria than broader pandemic angst. Thais were queuing overnight for non-existent Moderna in Pak Chong and willing to pay 3,300 baht for it. Officials of every color were chopping and changing their Sinovac, Astra Zeneca and Pfizer combination advice at the drop of a hat. An Australian couple who have clearly got their wings after 14 years, were polite and measured in a TV interview about the problems being faced by foreigners in getting access to vaccines. They were caught between a rock and a hard place with Australian regulations ramping up but they are only in their 50s so it was hardly a last chance saloon. Interestingly, just days after this, the Australians announced a plan to vaccinate their nationals in Thailand. Britain’s new ambassador Mark Gooding appeared on video in which he claimed his embassy was pressing the Thais at all levels to get their vax act together. He expressed concern for his nationals’ problems; might I suggest he follows the lead of other nations and has a word with Whitehall. Anything short of that makes you look like a lackey with no teeth to go with your lack of hair, Your Excellency. Meanwhile, the Phuket Sandbox continued with the Thai authorities continuing to talk it up. Relief came slightly when Koh Samui’s “Plus Model” started Thursday. Tourism minister Pipat and his entourage looked a tad lonely as a dozen or so journalists got off the plane. Apparently 33 more had booked seats on Bangkok Airways before the end of the month and they’d be spending gazillions in two shakes of a TAT tail (or tale more like). Pattaya’s tourism leaders then said they were pressing on with “Pattaya Move On”. Only four swab tests, a week in an ALQ, another week in a SHA+ and 14 days in Bang Lamung and Sattahip then you might be able to go somewhere really decent like Bangkok…. And it IS quite decent at the moment. Not much traffic, clear air, quiet like Songkran. Pick your time to go shopping wisely and it’s great in the Thai capital. And gone are the days when a curfew means much. I’m lucky if the missus gives me a visa to go out to “Sewen”. The word from all of Pattaya, Phuket and Samui is that the Thais are not expecting many foreign tourists until about November. Maybe even then their forecasts are overly optimistic but you have to start somewhere to repair an industry that is 20% of GDP and employs millions. Take the pronouncements about big numbers and even larger revenue with a pinch of salt. Thais often speak with forked tongue as their culture requires them to keep up appearances at all costs. Newbies call it lying, only later discovering face and only later still realising there are as many faces as Thotsakan of Ramakien fame. An interesting post about an online organisation led to my favorite comment from the forum faithful this week and will be my last word on Euro 2020 (tears still dropping into humble pie). It was suggested online that people should hang out flags made of t-shirts outside their homes - white meant “we need food” and red meant “get us a doctor or a bed”. ASEAN Now poster “jojothai” had Rooster chuckling with: “What if it’s a red and white flag? I have some of those to discard after last Sunday”. I half expected Pattayan’s to be putting out flags made from their Singha singlets - “We need beer”, being the message. Keeping up a similar brand of humor was a space cadet official talking about the draft “Space Affairs Act” and bigging up Thailand's interstellar ambitions. Talk about poor timing; juxtaposed against a horrendous picture of hundreds waiting for food handouts on Pattaya beach and social media posts about people with no bed waiting on the floor by a hospital’s trash area, this was misplaced priorities. A bit like Richard Branson and his billionaire buddies rocketing off to the stratosphere. How about parting with a slice of your pandemic profits instead? Incidentally, I worked with a deputy head in Bangkok who taught geography to the Virgin founder at Stowe. He gave him a “D” and a concerned "could do better" comment. At least he was able to find outer space on a map, I suppose, and now didn't need a rocket. Some better news for those that rely on the baht being weak came when the UK pound surged past 45! Bless...it was double that for a brief period in 1997. How I remember all the newbie expats at Patana school in the middle of that year panicking when the rate went from 40 to 50 almost overnight. They had to send money back. This prompted international schools to up their packages benefitting Rooster, who smiled and kept his gleeful council. Two insurance companies announced they were ending Covid packages. Their assessors clearly bet on the wrong numbers and were bailing out. Then Dr Yong got the hump after someone edited his Wiki page to say he was a Sinovac salesman. Yes, it may be defamation but you just end up looking daft, doc, when you rise to the bait. Finally in pandemic news, the authorities started approving self-test kits and advising home isolation for people with no symptoms. About time - a lot of time and money was wasted on the insistence of hospital and field hospital care. The authorities had plenty of time to see what had happened in the West and missed a trick. Now they are paying for that bigtime. Plod had another busy week. One was kicked in the face by a disgruntled and clamped van driver in Ploenchit Road, the IB warned about impersonators (not themselves) while spokesmen said to watch out for handsome foreigners online and to get the best ransomware protection after attacks in the US. More light-hearted was a story about someone bidding 101 million baht for a van plate from the DLT with the registration ฮฮ9999 that many Thais thought meant riches. The bidder had added an extra zero by mistake and 10,100,000 was his intention. Not inconsiderable but not a record, said the DLT. Rooster thought of entering the cherished number plate business back in the 1990s, one of several ideas based on successful models from the UK that, with adaptations, I thought might work in Thailand. In the end I taught Thai to foreigners and rich Thai kids coming back from California. In relative penury, I made do with a bit of tape on the letters พอ on my cut price Soluna spelling out “Daddy’s” car (พ่อ=phor=pater). Rooster is normally law abiding but the first wife baulked at this "thabian rot" tampering. What joy to catch her years later when she had the clock turned back by a "chang" with a power drill. In related road news the traffic bods in Bangkok announced they were changing Zebra Crossings to be red to make drivers stop. Good luck with that - if you stepped out with an Uzi and threatened an advancing motorist he’d probably speed up and mow you down before fleeing the scene and checking if he’d damaged his fender. Finally spare a thought for two Thai men. The first was twenty year old Pannathorn, unlucky in love, who had “Jep Phroh Rak, Sak Phroh Khaen” tattooed across his forehead. “Hurt because of love, tattoo because of revenge” didn’t mean he harbored ill will against his “ex” - he just wanted to make a statement about unrequited love. At least Joe the Khon Kaen tattooist spelled it correctly and got one million likes on TikTok. The other was a hapless 38 year old who had to get help from his mum after somehow padlocking his private parts and experiencing ever greater swelling for a week. Putting pandemic angst in perspective. Rooster -- © Copyright ASEAN NOW 2021-07-18 9 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post George Bowman Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 I've been here since '99 and now know less about Thailand than I did upon arrival... 24 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wombat Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 once you think you know, you know you know nothing. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rumak Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 you're looking pretty good for 60 ! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Keesters Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 With over 30 years here the most important thing I've learnt is not to heavily socialise with other farang. If I wanted to do that I'd be back in UK. 18 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Amazing thailand..there will be question you ask here that will never be answered...as you nooooo unnnerstaaaand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Keesters said: With over 30 years here the most important thing I've learnt is not to heavily socialise with other farang. If I wanted to do that I'd be back in UK. agreed..I'll help them but avoid them 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andycoops Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 I doubt very much they will be getting many tourists in November this year, a possible trickle perhaps. I too remember the 90 baht to the Pound holiday I had all those years ago and I am thankful for the current rise to 45 we have seen of late, every little helps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PaDavid Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 Ok, Rooster, by your definition I’m a newbie of just over 6 years and counting. But, I get my news from reliable sources, ie BBC, Asean Now, and Thaiger, and don’t believe a word I read on social media - not that it plays much of a role in my life anyway. I’m 75 and live in the sticks of Loei where I only occasionally cross paths with another farang. So, no barstool news either. What’s clear to me is that the alpha variant of Covid didn’t thrive in the heat, so Thailand was spared the misery suffered by other nations. It had little or nothing to do with government policy, or the lack thereof. This delta version, which appears to have originated in India is much more successful at spreading in hotter climes. It’s also clear it does better in crowded areas. Most of the current clusters are in the larger cities, prisons, and factories. My village has still yet to record its first case. The few there have been in neighbouring parishes all appear to have been contracted by people escaping the metropolis. The virus also doesn’t appear to spread readily, and as far as I’m aware there have been no cluster cases. I put this down to people spending virtually all their waking hours outside, and, except for the odd wedding or funeral, generally they don’t gather in crowds. On the vaccine front, my wife and I both registered with our amphoe rong payaban (Erawan), and last week we were called up for our shots. The day before the due date, my wife received a call to say they wouldn’t be vaccinating me because they’d noticed I was a farang. Presumably the initial vetting had missed this because the details had been taken from my Thai pink card with my name spelt in the local script. My wife still received her jab despite the fact she is healthy and only 58, so not in either of the so called high risk categories. Had she tried to register on her own, I guess she would have been turned down. The other point to this ramble, is that at least two other amphoes ARE vaccinating farangs, so it appears there is no national policy and it’s all down to the whim of each hospital. Finally a word about the role being played by the British trade mission. Sorry, Embassy. As Rooster says the ambassador is giving the appearance of a toothless lackey. Since the British government doesn’t give a hoot for its nationals once they leave the hallowed shores, he’s likely being instructed not to offer assistance - especially if it’s going to cost anything. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jomtienisgood Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, wombat said: once you think you know, you know you know nothing. Translation of a French song... Je sais, je sais...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norfolkandchance Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 BBC spoiled it for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AussieinThaiJim Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, rumak said: you're looking pretty good for 60 ! I thought this one had a bit more likeness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rott Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Keesters said: With over 30 years here the most important thing I've learnt is not to heavily socialise with other farang. If I wanted to do that I'd be back in UK. At the moment there are not too many farang about to heavily socialise with, not even for those who choose to live in heavily farang populated Pattaya. It does seem strange to read of people who do not want to communicate with other farangs but come on here to tell about it. 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunjeff Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 hours ago, rooster59 said: Interestingly, just days after this, the Australians announced a plan to vaccinate their nationals in Thailand. More accurately, the Australians announced a Thai government plan to vaccinate 100 of their nationals in Thailand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rumak Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, rott said: It does seem strange to read of people who do not want to communicate with other farangs but come on here to tell about it. You make a good point. Now leave me alone ...............???????? 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, AussieinThaiJim said: I thought this one had a bit more likeness that is his likeness............ in his dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 1FinickyOne Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 hours ago, George Bowman said: I've been here since '99 and now know less about Thailand than I did upon arrival... my father had that too, except it wasn't just Thailand - - from age 75-92... got worse each year [just kidding] 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahtin Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Glad to see Trink is not forgotten. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keesters Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, rott said: At the moment there are not too many farang about to heavily socialise with, not even for those who choose to live in heavily farang populated Pattaya. It does seem strange to read of people who do not want to communicate with other farangs but come on here to tell about it. Didn't say communicate. You're proving to be the typical farang I'd never have a beer with. And did you not read I said 30+ years. It is not about the covid years. Edited July 18, 2021 by Keesters 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Keesters said: With over 30 years here the most important thing I've learnt is not to heavily socialise with other farang. If I wanted to do that I'd be back in UK. Why not? You obviously don't have to socialize with all of them. But there are many interesting farangs out there. And, believe it or not, some of them even go regularly out to the bars - at least pre Covid. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgMech Cowboy Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 4 hours ago, rooster59 said: They love to regale anyone who pretends to listen about their knowledge of everything Thai from the language to the politics, the daily life to the police. They know all about the Thai people - especially relationships - and they have the culture off pat. They usually condemn it to hide their ignorance. They once propped up bars talking about life being cheap and brown envelopes, but are increasingly prevalent and tiresome on social media these days. This sounds like a bunch of the old guys on here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keesters Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: Why not? You obviously don't have to socialize with all of them. But there are many interesting farangs out there. And, believe it or not, some of them even go regularly out to the bars - at least pre Covid. You looking to make some new friends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 4 hours ago, rooster59 said: They once propped up bars talking about life being cheap and brown envelopes, but are increasingly prevalent and tiresome on social media these days. Who looks at all those posts on social media? I have to admit I looked at some videos on YouTube from so called experts who are already 2 or 3 years in Thailand, wow! And then the comments below the videos from people outside of Thailand who confirm the guy how great he is. Amazing, sometimes even funny, and often wrong. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Doctor Tom Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 Lost interest after a few paragraphs of this overly long treatise that is, well, just a load of nonsense. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunglom Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 "They love to regale anyone who pretends to listen about their knowledge of everything Thai from the language to the politics, the daily life to the police. They know all about the Thai people - especially relationships - and they have the culture off pat. They usually condemn it to hide their ignorance." true but as the article shows, not an attitude reserved for "newbies". It amazes me how foreigners living in Thailand for decades still don't understand anything about the country. It isn't about "answers", it's about developing the tools to help you understand the situations as they unfold over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunglom Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Doctor Tom said: Lost interest after a few paragraphs of this overly long treatise that is, well, just a load of nonsense. how do you know? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunglom Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 5 hours ago, rooster59 said: Maybe even then their forecasts are overly optimistic but you have to start somewhere to repair an industry that is 20% of GDP and employs millions. I think you've missed a point there - Thailand is actually looking at other sectors of the economy they might expand to replace the gap left by tourism .They hope that tourism will change as a result of Covid and not necessarily be such a big part of the economy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RichardColeman Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 Like to point out that we know more about Thailand after living here for 3 months than the average Thai knows about the outside world in 50 years of life. 8 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thunglom Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, rooster59 said: n related road news the traffic bods in Bangkok announced they were changing Zebra Crossings to be red to make drivers stop. Good luck with that - if you stepped out with an Uzi and threatened an advancing motorist he’d probably speed up and mow you down before fleeing the scene and checking if he’d damaged his fender. You claim that lack of understanding is for newbies yet come out with a glib comment like that. hallmark of a jaded immigrant who resorts to stereotyping their hosts. Edited July 18, 2021 by Thunglom 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted July 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Thunglom said: It amazes me how foreigners living in Thailand for decades still don't understand anything about the country. It isn't about "answers", it's about developing the tools to help you understand the situations as they unfold over the years. Personally, after living here for decades, I think I know a lot about Thais in Thailand. But mostly I know that I will never really understand many of them. I.e. I could try to explain why it is a good idea to avoid socializing with Thais who like to get drunk. Maybe I could explain part of it. But if a newbie just learns: Don't socialize with Thais who like to get drunk! that has the same effect. Just don't do it, it doesn't matter if you can explain it or not. And unfortunately there are many of those situation which are the way they are. Why? Don't even try to understand because even after decades you won't understand. Another example is the property market in Thailand. Have a look at the property forum here on Thai Visa (or whatever it's called now). Some experts try to explain the prices and ups and down with logic which they learned in other countries, maybe even in business schools and universities. But do all those rules apply to Thailand. They should, but in reality they don't. Why? That's a good question - without any meaningful answer. TiT. This is Thailand. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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