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Is avocado toast even a thing outside of a stone's throw from Tapie Gate or Khao San Road?

 

Is avocado toast the new insult for dullards like calling someone a soy boy?

 

Who here has eaten it and has strong opinion about it? I mean, as something to eat, not as proof of sissy-dom?

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Just now, LaosLover said:

Is avocado toast even a thing outside of a stone's throw from Tapie Gate or Khao San Road?

 

Is avocado toast the new insult for dullards like calling someone a soy boy?

 

Who here has eaten it and has strong opinion about it? I mean, as something to eat, not as proof of sissy-dom?

I was eating cado spread on bread for decades before it was a thing. What's not to like? Its a fat like butter?

 

Nothing like the soy boy thing which is used as an alt right insult often by moronic incels. They're obsessed with connecting soy products with man boobs.

 

Avocado toast is associated with millennials willing to pay 20 dollars for it. Sometimes used as a reason why they can't afford to buy a house. 

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avocado toast is oddly <deleted> in Mex, which is odd, given that this is the Veuve Cliquot region of the world for Avocados. The problem: They're toasting up the bread hours in advance and doing the the same with the mushy avocado. Assembled on a toasty baguette and with a little shredded carrot for fiber, I'll do it twice a week.

 

I've not been back to Thailand since Jan '20, but I recall not a single avocado toast spotting. They had the Japanese-inspired giant slab of toast with lots of fruit and whipped cream toast restaurants in nice malls, but I have to believe that Covid has killed those businesses for good.

 

A proper troll goes with iconic memes like a Chang wifebeater. This feels like a desperate attempt to be current.

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15 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

avocado toast is oddly <deleted> in Mex, which is odd, given that this is the Veuve Cliquot region of the world for Avocados. The problem: They're toasting up the bread hours in advance and doing the the same with the mushy avocado. Assembled on a toasty baguette and with a little shredded carrot for fiber, I'll do it twice a week.

 

I've not been back to Thailand since Jan '20, but I recall not a single avocado toast spotting. They had the Japanese-inspired giant slab of toast with lots of fruit and whipped cream toast restaurants in nice malls, but I have to believe that Covid has killed those businesses for good.

 

A proper troll goes with iconic memes like a Chang wifebeater. This feels like a desperate attempt to be current.

I've seen cado toast on a few menus in Pattaya.

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1 hour ago, LaosLover said:

Is avocado toast even a thing outside of a stone's throw from Tapie Gate or Khao San Road?

 

Is avocado toast the new insult for dullards like calling someone a soy boy?

 

Who here has eaten it and has strong opinion about it? I mean, as something to eat, not as proof of sissy-dom?

Avocado toast is a euphemism for soyboy/soycuck.

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Prob for Australians. It is there where the (possibly wholly made up) $20 avocado toast outrage began. Tho, to be fair, that's an expensive place to eat out in.

 

Do they still have all-day full English breakfast in Pattaya? That food killed more brits than Hitler.

 

Were I to eat avocado toast in Thailand, I'd want to do it in Pai.

 

On the main drag, where cut throat competition would ensure a large portion with proper granary bread and big pile of shredded cabbage in the middle of the plate to make it feel festive.

 

Mr World, are you right now actually denouncing avo-eaters and comparing them to cream pie eaters? Or would the cuck be sent out for avo toast while the Bull does his business? Hopefully in a French Maid outfit?

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1 hour ago, CrunchWrapSupreme said:

I guess those "quality tourists" have finally arrived?

 

12 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

Prob for Australians. It is there where the (possibly wholly made up) $20 avocado toast outrage began. Tho, to be fair, that's an expensive place to eat out in.

 

Do they still have all-day full English breakfast in Pattaya? That food killed more brits than Hitler.

 

Were I to eat avocado toast in Thailand, I'd want to do it in Pai.

 

On the main drag, where cut throat competition would ensure a large portion with proper granary bread and big pile of shredded cabbage in the middle of the plate to make it feel festive.

 

Mr World, are you right now actually denouncing avo-eaters and comparing them to cream pie eaters? Or would the cuck be sent out for avo toast while the Bull does his business? Hopefully in a French Maid outfit?

YES!

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5 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

If someone eats the avocado separate on the plate with toast on the same plate but not touching, can that person somehow avoid a life of crossdressing forced bi?

The association isn't a thing. Eat your green gold fruit as you like. 

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At 69, I still feel a little too young to denounce the young.

 

They don't bother me, they don't even probably visually see me.

 

I read a hilarious Reddit about from an old guy writing about how to get along with young people in a youth hostel. He stressed not being too friendly to young women.  As if.

 

Literally, a porn fantasy cuck guy in a French maid's outfit would have more interest in talking to me.

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5 hours ago, misterworldwide said:

Definition of "newfag" for the uninitiated: A n00b; an inexperienced member of the 4chan community (or any other online community).

 

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/newfag#:~:text=newfag%20(plural%20newfags),or%20any%20other%20online%20community).

kop khun krup--from a soon to be grumpy grandpa--warms young'uns to stay off my lawn

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5 hours ago, 2 is 1 said:

You know what is pistol and what kind bullet use on it! Yeah im not from Cambridge and ban again if say what actualy meaning! Ok i sign out too much drunk to this sht again! have nice day anyway! Stay safe and toutch everybody who want to be toutched!

are you drunk or on drugs??

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That sad old loser in the funny hostel Reddit actually talked about dealing drugs at the hostel as a way to make friends with the young. Talk about dialing 1-800-ARREST ME.  

 

Def worth a google of Can an old person stay in a hostel? for a laugh. He takes an absolute beating from young and old alike on that thread.

 

Life is brutal. Past 50, your chances of having sex with a woman wearing dreadlocks coast ever downwards.

 

Me? I can live with that.

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11 hours ago, misterworldwide said:

This, right here, is the difference between "expatriate" and "farang". You can't be a full farang unless you drink at least 6 Chang per day, according to the fortune teller and learned sage that I frequent near Soi Cowboy. Rules are rules.

With a fat gut hanging over shorts, and wearing a grubby "muscle shirt"??

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On 1/3/2022 at 8:54 PM, LaosLover said:

Is avocado toast even a thing outside of a stone's throw from Tapie Gate or Khao San Road?

 

Is avocado toast the new insult for dullards like calling someone a soy boy?

 

Who here has eaten it and has strong opinion about it? I mean, as something to eat, not as proof of sissy-dom?

555 Yep actually a thai lady sells in just before thae pae gate in CNX....with a poached egg!

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