Popular Post Tropposurfer Posted January 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2022 What a wonderful way to die ... good job dude ... cowabunga ! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScience Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 15 hours ago, webfact said: foreign national aged around 70-years-old. Elderly foreign expat dies Elderly... Now you know why you can't get insurance at 60. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 10 hours ago, LukKrueng said: The kind to die for? you mean a young guy 24 yr old ... Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 10 hours ago, Lacessit said: My regular massage lady is 60 yo Jesus christ Lacessit get rid of her and get a young filly in otherwise she'll be offering you a crochet blanket instead of the massage. Does she take her false teeth out during the massage ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Maybe he discovered the masseuse was a lady boy, and the shock was too much for him. RIP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seik Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Most likely if it hadn't been this, something else would have gotten him soon after. Let what needs to happen, happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, Seik said: Most likely if it hadn't been this, something else would have gotten him soon after. Let what needs to happen, happen. you mean sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Seik said: Most likely if it hadn't been this, something else would have gotten him soon after. Yes, it's called "age" and wearing a mask doesn't protect you from it. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer2021 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Tropposurfer said: What a wonderful way to die ... good job dude ... cowabunga ! He came and ...went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTB1977 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Living young as long as he could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gargamon Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 I know many people that are always complaining about their back problems. They all regularly go for massages, with a happy ending, of course. The masseuse is generally youngish and has no real massage skills. I keep telling them it's the bad massages they are receiving causing the back issues. When I rarely go for one of those sessions, I won't let them do the massage and insist we start on the extras right away. As for the dead customer, maybe it was an auto erotic asphyxiation event, assisted by the masseuse of course, that went a little too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pravda Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp is a fictional character and Bond girl in the James Bond film GoldenEye, played by actress Famke Janssen. She is a fighter pilot and assassin who crushes her enemies with her thighs, working for the renegade MI6 agent Alec Trevelyan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 16 hours ago, Pique Dard said: what kind of massage are we talking about here? Must have been the Deluxe Foot massage!.........Godspeed Old Timer........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 12 hours ago, Jingthing said: The fast neck twist freaks me out. Agreed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 9 hours ago, steven100 said: Jesus christ Lacessit get rid of her and get a young filly in otherwise she'll be offering you a crochet blanket instead of the massage. Does she take her false teeth out during the massage ? She like my massage woman, probably only does "no frills" massage. The one I go to strong, skilled, professional and room is clean with sheet and pillow covers changed after each client. Clean massage "pyjamas" for each client, freshly laundered. I feel of somene was silly enough to suggest to her "happy ending" they would end up out of the room on their ear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJRS1301 Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 6 hours ago, Sticky Rice Balls said: Agreed! Same, will not allow it to be done to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargeezr Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Most people at 70 do not get Thai style massages. There may be a few slim in shape people who still like the stretches and leg strains that the Thai style massage involves. Most seniors my age that I knw ask for the regular massage, and anywhere that I have been to understands what that means. I have to chuckle at the newbies on the forum, tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 20 hours ago, fulhamster said: "Police stated the man has now been identified and are now trying to contact the man’s wife" Wonder if she knew about his trip ?? Oh they know... whether it be that perfumed soap smell, some oil in the cracks, or having your underwear on inside out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 15 hours ago, steven100 said: Jesus christ Lacessit get rid of her and get a young filly in otherwise she'll be offering you a crochet blanket instead of the massage. Does she take her false teeth out during the massage ? I refer you to the aphorism there is many a good tune played by/on an old fiddle. IME the younger they are, the worse the massage is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jacko45k Posted January 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Lacessit said: I refer you to the aphorism there is many a good tune played by/on an old fiddle. IME the younger they are, the worse the massage is. You should have said the teeth only come out for the encore... and 'don't knock it until you have tried it'..... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Lacessit said: I refer you to the aphorism there is many a good tune played by/on an old fiddle. IME the younger they are, the worse the massage is. yes ...i agree..... in jest we admire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVENKEEL Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Blood clot headed for the brain when the Thai massage loosens it. Happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 17 hours ago, RJRS1301 said: Same, will not allow it to be done to me. Cant say I blame ya.....scary stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTT FITZGERSLD Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 propably heart attack after discovering it's a ladyboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 So I ride my bike around old city daily and the usual routine is the same girls-grannies cat calling me for massages---its gotten to the point i just ring my bell or use my whistle(handy) every day---every time--helloooooooooooo..u waaaannnn massage???? ring ring--tweet tweet so today for kicks i decided to stop when cat called----granny who waves me down daily tries to sell me an oil....of course....I decide to troll her and say I dont see "happy" massage on her list...... she agrees without hesitating.....I was like oh snap granny callled me out on this one..uh oh.... anyway she whips out her phone and speaks into translate(thai bible) and i read it---says I will eat you! So she starts a hard sell..500 bt--I counter i dont have 500(I do)..i say 200 and hold the massage--just eat! she demands i do the combo massage and "eat" and happy happy--i hold tight at 300... Granny was playing hardball as she kept shooting for 500 and I was curious to see if I was hansum enough but I digress as in the end she wouldnt take less than 500...will see what tomorrow brings!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, SCOTT FITZGERSLD said: propably heart attack after discovering it's a ladyboy could have brought grandpa back with a little mouth to mouth! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 10 hours ago, EVENKEEL said: Blood clot headed for the brain when the Thai massage loosens it. Happens. Maybe he had the Astra Zeneca vaccine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harsh Jones Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 1/28/2022 at 4:11 PM, bkk6060 said: 70 is still young. Hope he passed happy while enjoying his massage. Umm.. You are joking right ? 70 is young ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 3 hours ago, Harsh Jones said: Umm.. You are joking right ? 70 is young ? Well he can't get any older..... I'll get my coat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 In an update to my post yest about granny It escalated today but dont know if I can give details!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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