How is your Sex Life, these days?

[SW Happy]

On 3/10/2022 at 8:33 AM, RandiRona said:

"How is your Sex Life, these days?"

 

Nothing in day....only in night!!!

Will make you healthy , wealthy and wise!!

    six o'clock its up with the Cock. 

[LaosLover]

I still have sex with my wife every week and she's still into me.

 

Either of those facts are rare at 69, but having both together at the same time is like one in a thousand.

 

I could never stand to have sex with someone who's not into me again. Which means that my pickings apart from her would be few and far between indeed.

 

Into me -yeah, that crowd will def. be thinning out sharply from here on in.

[BananaBandit]

On 3/9/2022 at 8:37 PM, BritManToo said:

pretty amazing for a fairly poor, fat, bald, ugly guy with zero personality in his 50s/60s.

You may well fit the other criteria.  But I certainly don't think you have "zero personality."  

 

How would most people define "personality" anyway?   

 

If I were to venture a guess:   A nice smile. An enthusiastic greeting. Emphatic nodding to whatever is said. Share a few near-consensus opinions. Make sure to match the other person's politics. Eye-contact.  ...Are you saying you're no good at that sort of thing?

Edited March 13, 2022 by BananaBandit
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[Mac Mickmanus]

Currently non existent . 

I am single and not in Thailand . 

I don't have any Female friends whom I can visit for a quick copulation . 

  I don't lust after Females or try to befriend them .

I am happy and content and its a huge relief not having so many available females in the vicinity . 

I have quit females, drinking and smoking and I feel wholesome  ands wonderful not have urges all the time .

   Last year in Thailand  , I did have five different female friends all at the same time , which was mainly due to lack of available Males .

   And I did struggle to keep up and it became a chore , something I had to force myself to do . 

   Now I have escaped and don't ever want to see a female naked again .

  I have been cured 

[thaibeachlovers]

On 3/14/2022 at 11:08 PM, Mac Mickmanus said:

 Now I have escaped and don't ever want to see a female naked again .

  I have been cured 

I'm assuming you are being satirical.

 

Unless you also cauterised all your hormone producing organs the lust will, IMO, return.

I haven't had any since leaving LOS and moreover have not seen anything resembling a pretty and feminine female such as are in abundence in LOS. Plenty of females, but feminine, not.

However, the internet provides us with what we used to have to buy magazines such as Playboy to see, and imagination is wonderful.

[Captain Monday]

On 3/9/2022 at 10:26 PM, sipi said:

My youngest turns 12 in July. You can do the math.

A guy who was about 63 has a wife same age atsked me " Have you ever had sex with a 60 year old woman"? No, I have not. "Me neither" he says.

 

[BritManToo]

14 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

I'm assuming you are being satirical.

 

Unless you also cauterised all your hormone producing organs the lust will, IMO, return.

I haven't had any since leaving LOS and moreover have not seen anything resembling a pretty and feminine female such as are in abundence in LOS. Plenty of females, but feminine, not.

However, the internet provides us with what we used to have to buy magazines such as Playboy to see, and imagination is wonderful.

Maybe he prefers naked males?

[Iamfalang]

I’m 87, in Thailand for 67 years.   I’m sleeping with the great great great great granddaughter of the first hooker I met.   50,000 former girlfriends that lasted 2 hours

[sipi]

10 hours ago, Captain Monday said:

A guy who was about 63 has a wife same age atsked me " Have you ever had sex with a 60 year old woman"? No, I have not. "Me neither" he says.

 

An old lady asked me if I remembered her.

I told her "I think I used to date your daughter"

She replied "that was me you idiot"

[toofarnorth]

On 3/10/2022 at 5:24 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

No doubt, you have seen this famous and memorable limerick:

 

There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
But a fall on his cutlass
Has rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates.

 

 

And so, woe is not yours, by comparison.

 

Please be cautioned:

 

Sheath thy cutlass while attacking young things,

Lest your sword be tarnished, wilting, and dripping.

How I loved Limericks.    A fly and a flea in a flue

Got stuck so what should they do

let us fly said the flea 

Let us flee said the fly 

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

Oh oh    I diner whilst dining a Crew found an Elephant's dong in the stew

The waiter said ' Don't shout , don't wave it about or they'l all be wanting one too.'

[Mac Mickmanus]

12 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

I'm assuming you are being satirical.

 

Unless you also cauterised all your hormone producing organs the lust will, IMO, return.

I haven't had any since leaving LOS and moreover have not seen anything resembling a pretty and feminine female such as are in abundence in LOS. Plenty of females, but feminine, not.

However, the internet provides us with what we used to have to buy magazines such as Playboy to see, and imagination is wonderful.

No, the natural urge to recreate/have sex diminishes as you get older , as nature realizes its not a good idea for older people to reproduce .

  Its abnormal for older people to still be constantly  sexually aroused , natures idea is that you have sex when you are younger and reproduce and to get it out your system .

 So, you are sitting at home watching porn and doing it yourself and you would like to use a prostitute , but as its expensive where you are , you will wait until you can get it cheaper in Thailand ?

[PFMills]

Hell GG, you do come up with some topics. As you have said elsewhere you haven't had sex for ten years, well not with a woman (or a man I guess) but how about with yourself , does that count.

 

When i was a teenager, I was friendly with a nurse and she said 'you have too much testosterone', didn't understand what she meant at the time. Guess that has stayed with me throughout my life. Three times a day was not unusual withy my first wife, nor is it with Aging Asian Babe wife.   

 

Still, if you are happy with your life style, go for it. I'm sure that there must be others somewhere with your like style.

[London Lowf]

17 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

you would like to use a prostitute , but as its expensive where you are , you will wait until you can get it cheaper in Thailand ?

It's not just a matter of cheaper, it's more a matter of attitude. There are prostitutes available for me at home and I can afford them but they are mainly British or Romanian and generally look down their noses at their clients particularly if they are over 40 years of age - when I lived near London I was almost exclusively a customer for Thai girls on a weekly basis and it was that experience that made me curious to travel to the Far East - Orientals have a completely different attitude to men, sex and relationships to Westerners.

 

 

[London Lowf]

26 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

No, the natural urge to recreate/have sex diminishes as you get older , as nature realizes its not a good idea for older people to reproduce .

True, but you can now get medication to counteract that - and the great thing is that you get to choose when and where!

[Mac Mickmanus]

7 minutes ago, London Lowf said:

True, but you can now get medication to counteract that - and the great thing is that you get to choose when and where!

Which is a bit like reformed alcoholics talking a pill that makes them want to drink again 

[London Lowf]

3 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Which is a bit like reformed alcoholics talking a pill that makes them want to drink again 

So, you equate the enjoyment of sex to alcohol abuse/dependence? That's a very strange attitude, and not one that I share.

[Mac Mickmanus]

12 minutes ago, London Lowf said:

It's not just a matter of cheaper, it's more a matter of attitude. There are prostitutes available for me at home and I can afford them but they are mainly British or Romanian and generally look down their noses at their clients particularly if they are over 40 years of age - when I lived near London I was almost exclusively a customer for Thai girls on a weekly basis and it was that experience that made me curious to travel to the Far East - Orientals have a completely different attitude to men, sex and relationships to Westerners.

 

 

Thai females do have a different attitude towards sex than Western females , but Thai prostitutes do also have a rather derogatory  opinion about guys who pay to use their services .

  Having lived among them for a few years , I came to realise their opinion about their customers and its quite different to how they portray themselves when working 

[Golden Triangle]

A bit nosey ain't yer.

[Mac Mickmanus]

6 minutes ago, London Lowf said:

So, you equate the enjoyment of sex to alcohol abuse/dependence? That's a very strange attitude, and not one that I share.

Its just  different parts of the body having a craving/desire/want , its the same craving though , just in a different part of the body

[toofarnorth]

If the OP means with someone else ..................about 2 weeks ago.

[thaibeachlovers]

6 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

No, the natural urge to recreate/have sex diminishes as you get older , as nature realizes its not a good idea for older people to reproduce .

  Its abnormal for older people to still be constantly  sexually aroused , natures idea is that you have sex when you are younger and reproduce and to get it out your system .

 So, you are sitting at home watching porn and doing it yourself and you would like to use a prostitute , but as its expensive where you are , you will wait until you can get it cheaper in Thailand ?

Call me abnormal then, but I doubt you are correct.

IMO more likely it's just a myth because old wives don't want to do it and only the very rich  or the Heffners of the world can get young adults to do it with them in western countries.

 

I reckon I'll be dead before it gets cheap enough in LOS for me to return there, so that leaves only 1 option.

[thaibeachlovers]

5 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Thai females do have a different attitude towards sex than Western females , but Thai prostitutes do also have a rather derogatory  opinion about guys who pay to use their services .

  Having lived among them for a few years , I came to realise their opinion about their customers and its quite different to how they portray themselves when working 

Which is why I would spend a lot of time with a bar girl before deciding to take her out.

I'm sure if I were a BG and guys used me as a <deleted> bucket I'd have a negative opinion of them too, but if they took the time to get to know me a bit, and were considerate, I don't think I'd hate them for it.

 

Anyway, why should a customer care about the girl when the likelihood is that they'll never see them again? Besides, if the girls dislike it that much they can always go plant rice or work in a sweat shop. I have zero sympathy for BGs that complain about it when none are forced to do it. It's a choice to work in the farang bar scene.

[thaibeachlovers]

5 hours ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Its just  different parts of the body having a craving/desire/want , its the same craving though , just in a different part of the body

If you think having sex is just a craving like the need to drink alcohol, IMO it's no wonder you have your attitude to sex.

However, IMO few men ever have really good sex, so it's understandable if they ain't particularly enamoured of it.

[Mac Mickmanus]

8 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

If you think having sex is just a craving like the need to drink alcohol, IMO it's no wonder you have your attitude to sex.

However, IMO few men ever have really good sex, so it's understandable if they ain't particularly enamoured of it.

Suggesting that I haven't had good sex ?

I really don't want to discuss my sex life with you , it would just seem like I was boasting .

  Don't be concerned about my sex life , been there, done that and got bored with it 

[thaibeachlovers]

2 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Suggesting that I haven't had good sex ?

I really don't want to discuss my sex life with you , it would just seem like I was boasting .

  Don't be concerned about my sex life , been there, done that and got bored with it 

IMO if a guy gets bored with sex he ain't doing it right, or his partner is boring.

[Mac Mickmanus]

8 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

IMO if a guy gets bored with sex he ain't doing it right, or his partner is boring.

Or guys that don't get the opportunity to have sex , really want to do it and guys who got as much sex as they liked with various different partners as often as they liked when it got to the stage where they were hiding from females and telling them they couldn't come in my room , just got bored with it .

  Numerous females constantly requesting sex , I couldn't keep up and just got bored with it 

[thaibeachlovers]

9 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Or guys that don't get the opportunity to have sex , really want to do it and guys who got as much sex as they liked with various different partners as often as they liked when it got to the stage where they were hiding from females and telling them they couldn't come in my room , just got bored with it .

  Numerous females constantly requesting sex , I couldn't keep up and just got bored with it 

Back in the day when I was somewhat more attractive as a marriage prospect I could have had plenty of sex from fat girls and solo mothers, but I was never that desperate. I guess it depends on the partner as to how enthusiastic one is about sex.

 

A friend from long ago once described a threesome, but he complained that he couldn't do what he wanted because he had to consider their wants as well. The great advantage with P4P is that it's all about US, and not them.

Anyway, while I could wobble on about sex all day, that would indeed get boring.

 

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[Mac Mickmanus]

12 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Back in the day when I was somewhat more attractive as a marriage prospect I could have had plenty of sex from fat girls and solo mothers, but I was never that desperate. I guess it depends on the partner as to how enthusiastic one is about sex.

 

A friend from long ago once described a threesome, but he complained that he couldn't do what he wanted because he had to consider their wants as well. The great advantage with P4P is that it's all about US, and not them.

Anyway, while I could wobble on about sex all day, that would indeed get boring.

 

????

When I was with a female , I always made sure they "finished"  , sex to completion for them , often more than just once and did anything and everything . 

  That's why they often came back for more , some would just visit me for their on benefit , knowing that they would "finish" , they often bought me presents around as well , telephones , fans , food , beer .  .

[London Lowf]

33 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

I always made sure they "finished"

Tell us your secret!

 

It is a widely accepted fact that many women are incapable of orgasm, many more are only capable when it is they themselves that are providing the stimulus, and that those that are "fully functional and responsive" can only achieve it occasionally.

 

And yet you "always made sure they "finished" - amazing!

 

 

[London Lowf]

1 hour ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Or guys that don't get the opportunity to have sex , really want to do it and guys who got as much sex as they liked with various different partners as often as they liked when it got to the stage where they were hiding from females and telling them they couldn't come in my room , just got bored with it .

  Numerous females constantly requesting sex , I couldn't keep up and just got bored with it 

You've lived in sub-Saharan Africa? Me too!

 

i gave up sex for twenty years after that - but then i discovered Thai escorts in London.

Edited March 17, 2022 by London Lowf