How is your PROSTATE these days? Waking you up, too many times, these days?

[GammaGlobulin]

My Dear Friends,

 

When I was young, I never paid much attention to my prostate.

 

I never even asked anyone to milk it for a semen sample.

 

However, these days, I must say, although my prostate is not exceedingly large, still, it has begun to cause me reason for concern, 

 

Some guys are worried about prostate cancer.

I never worry about cancer of any type.

 

The thing I worry about is this:

 

Should my prostate grow large enough to obstruct my flow of urine, then, ....would I not be in an emergency situation?

 

Probably you feel the same.

 

Cancer is something we can deal with, easily.

 

However, if we should experience a sudden enlargement, then, who might we call to fix it when we are unable to pee.

 

Most guys, I guess, normally need not worry about this.

 

Still, what I worry about is this:

 

In the unlikely event that my prostate were to become infected and enlarged, then, I might need to be catheterized, and this would be a traumatic experience which, even I, might not be able to tolerate.

 

It is one thing, for example, to go to Pattaya, in order to have one's prostate massaged, and to pay good money for this service.

 

And, it is a very different thing for one to go to a hospital just to be catheterized by a nurse one does not know, in a cold emergency room.

 

I am sure that most guys agree with me in this.

 

Let us hope that we can stay OUT of the hospitals and IN the bars, instead.

 

Best.

 

Glob

Edited March 19, 2022 by GammaGlobulin

[GammaGlobulin]

Why do we men need to live in a world in which prostate enlargement is something most of us must look forward to?

 

Why can't we live in the Land of Oz where our Dreams come true?

 

 

 

 

 

[xylophone]

8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Should my prostate grow large enough to obstruct my flow of urine, then, ....would I not be in an emergency situation?

There are a couple of threads already running on this subject and associated ones, with one simply being labelled "Prostate" and another labelled (I think) Rezum, if you look in the health section on Aseannow.

[Dart12]

what X said ^^

[metisdead]

Moved to the Health forum for knowledgeable answers. 

[rott]

An alarming lack of knowledge from the OP on the subject. 

[Ralf001]

Massaging ones prostrate would  involve having ones anus to be violated.

 

Who in hell would want that type of massage, someone with mental issues surely.

[jerrymahoney]

18 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Massaging ones prostrate would  involve having ones anus to be violated.

 

Who in hell would want that type of massage, someone with mental issues surely.

Then it would surely be called 'massaging ones ego' as it is in most of these topics.

Edited March 20, 2022 by jerrymahoney

[KhunLA]

33 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Massaging ones prostrate would  involve having ones anus to be violated.

 

Who in hell would want that type of massage, someone with mental issues surely.

Who's your Daddy ?

 

On topic to the 'title' anyway, as have a hard time reading OP's silly posts ...

.... I'm good for 6-8hr sleep without waking.  Seems the urge (to P, not massage prostate) is more an issue during the waking hours.  Though fails to amount to much, but the urge returns within hour or 3.

 

Depending which way, how your prostate is expanding, a friend in Udon Thani had keyhole surgery to trim his, and regrets not having it done sooner.  One option if prostate is that much of a bother.

Edited March 20, 2022 by KhunLA