They Say You Should Never

[AlexLah]

Very very very annoyed!!!!!!

Any idea why, hmmmmmmmm?

[cashill]

No, why?

[Ping]

^^That image you used there Alex reminds me of the old movie 'Gremlins'. Cute little fury animals when they are happy, but raging monsters when upset. Is your pic of an angry gremlin (or something else)?

[AlexLah]

It is me Ping, normally I am like on of those cute furry Gremlins, but at times I change, specially when being upset, and that is an understatement.

We the people are being:

And shown:

And all we see is:

It is time for a real change.....

Are you willing to join, "The Resistance"

[cashill]

listen very care fully i only tell you once

ask Michelle

are you still annoyed?

[AlexLah]

Who does Michelle thinks she is Cash?

Some kind of helper that care for the poor?

Why does she make the signal, huh?

[ChiefMonkey]

Is Michelle flavour of the month?

[Ping]

Did you ask René Artois?

[cashill]

listend very carefully

I will say this only once

that other michelle is not the michelle from the "resistance",i have a plan it's totally foolproof,if it fails you will be shot by the resistance.

You will not mess up ,do you?

[Addicted2Pattaya]

Ping, who the hel_l is René Artois ?, I know Stella Artois are the related ?

[Ping]

You don't know René? Have you been to Café René?

[Zpete]

"'Allo, 'Allo, You stupid woman"

Who reckons an addict of Pattaya must be.....?

.... well dunno, Addicted2Pattaya, are you a woman?

[Ping]

Where have you been, Pete - you been hiding? Haven't seen you around the threads lately...

[cashill]

have you been hiding under the blancket of that silly old batt?

[Zpete]

Where have you been, Pete - you been hiding? Haven't seen you around the threads lately...

I bin in every nite Ping.

As for hiding under a blanket, toooooo <deleted> hot for that here.

Cashil, ya jealous I mite have a femme under it? hehe

[AlexLah]

Hey a bit of another question, I would like to know your most succesfull pick up line.

Many times I use summin like this: Hi, are you in bed as wild as on the dancefloor?

And then big smile and make gesture to shake hand.

Got me a chick like this last time.

So, can you tell me your best pick up line?

[Ping]

Lets see. Pick up lines. How about this one?

'Excuse me, pretty lady. Have you got any milk at home?'

- Yes, why?

'I like to have coffee with my breakfast.'

[AlexLah]

Ping, I don't get it.

You mean coffee should be made of milk?

[ChiefMonkey]

Was that a rhetorical question?

[Ping]

Alex, you drink black coffee?

[AlexLah]

Real men drink their coffee black and without suguar.

Are you seriously adding milk in your coffee Ping?

[Zpete]

Getting back to pick up lines......

"Wanna boom-boom?", as I wave 1000baht note.

Works well for me, whilst on hols in Chalong.

[cashill]

Real men drink their coffee black and without suguar.

Are you seriously adding milk in your coffee Ping?

Coffee should be like a man,strong hot and sweet

What's wrong with a drop of milk?

[AlexLah]

My goodness Zpete, did you pick out all the ugly ones?

A drop of milk could be wrong but I do not remember saying that milk is wrong.

Cash, I mean reverse the question and I could ask you if you think a drop of milk is right?

But that's the same thing, as you did not say that. Now in this particular thread it seems that simple questions are not being answered and instead we go extremely off topic. It is distracting us from the real issues that need answered. Now I fully accept that a debate on drinking coffee with or without milk is extremely important, as it will likely bring up some other perhaps even more important questions.

The most important question I have is: If you were allowed to ask 1 question and be answered, what would your question be?

[Ping]

Pete some of the ladies in that photo look old enough to be your grand daughters (one or two of them are at least forty or fifty).

Coffee - always have a drop of milk in it. Used to drink black coffee (freshly ground) when I was a lad, but grew out of it.

What was the question?

[AlexLah]

Scroll up a bit, prrrrrrrrrrrr,prrrrrrrrrrrr

You seem a bit lazy today Ping, why is that?

[Ping]

Me, lazy?

[AlexLah]

Yes clearly, you don't feel it like that?

[Ping]

Do I seem lazy again today?

[AlexLah]

I guess you had a good nite rest, did you had some sort of excersise as well this morning?