Tiggy, you're a tiger. You will never fit in. Too pretty and cuddly.

Oh thank you Jet. You're pretty and cuddly too!

Tiggy, you're a tiger. You will never fit in. Too pretty and cuddly.

Oh thank you Jet. You're pretty and cuddly too!

I humbly request a return to the old tiger!

Sell him for Chinese medicinal purposes !!!!

My GF wants a new fur coat. Something pretty and cuddly. Any suggestions, Jet?

My GF wants a new fur coat. Something pretty and cuddly. Any suggestions, Jet?

Kitten fur is really soft compared to the adult felines.

Ask Jet about her Beaver !!!

She's had it for so long. I'm sure it would still make a lovely coat.

Ask Jet about her Beaver !!!

She's had it for so long. I'm sure it would still make a lovely coat.

The moths get at them after awhile.

Only bad thing about beaver, it's hard to get rid of it's natural scent.

Only bad thing about beaver, it's hard to get rid of it's natural scent.

Then there's that big leathery tail flapping around.

Only bad thing about beaver, it's hard to get rid of it's natural scent.

Then there's that big leathery tail flapping around.

Have to patch that big hole in the center, too.

(I hope Jet doesn't own any guns. )

You also have those big sharp teeth at the front that were made for sawing down wood.

I have heard they have poor table manners, and spit.

I have heard they have poor table manners, and spit.

Well, I imaging after awhile it gets full of splinters from gnawing on all that wood. I suppose that could cause some spitting and poor behaviour.

[Enter Jet, whistling to the tune of, "Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?"]

I got 60km of water separating us.

Boys! I have not visited this thread for 24 hours or so and look what it's become? You're all going to be sorry when Jet locks you up, straps you to a table and attaches the electrodes to your goolies!

Nothing to worry about Tiggy.

I was told Jet had an old Beaver somewhere that she used to be quite fond of, but didn't get the chance to take it out much these days.

Fine companion a Beaver. If you've got a good one you'll never want for friends.

Oh, that's okay then!