Heard about the B board, but never found a link, but know i'm here fing a, bout time, so now can I get down and derty? All I want to do is tell it how it is and ###### with some folks, and get real!!

Hi all

Heard about the B board, but never found a link, but know i'm here fing a, bout time, so now can I get down and derty? All I want to do is tell it how it is and ###### with some folks, and get real!!

Hi all

Hi Solen01 welcome to the nut house. You will soon be abused by Jet Gorgon - that is to be expected so don't feel especially priviledged by it.

Nice self portrait for the avatar - you and suiging should exchange notes on full moon parties. He is ok but likes getting in the last word all the time - not going to happen.

The rest of the inmates are the usual assortment of people you will find anywhere. Some like November Rain, MiG16, and a couple of the other ladies try to be nice and treat the rest of us as rational, intelligent, human beings which is their fatal flaw.

Hope to see some interesting posts from you, but if not then you will just be like the rest of us

enjoy

CB

Get out while you can!

<deleted> is going on with these newbies posting their own howdeedoodees and not so much as a by your leave on the main beddies board? Now all of my posts have been relegated to page 91. The bladdy cheek.

So, you little wanklette, what do you want here and <deleted> does Solent mean? You Italian? No woggies here, I'm afraid and no driving of Honda Dreams at breakneck speed unless you cut off Cawbie and Limpalong. You know how to cook pizza? Bring the wood-stoked oven?

You change your av to join 47? Pretty face gets you nowhere here, Bucko. Seem to remember sumpin different in general and I think I even liked some of your posts but I gotta check with my secretary. (What?) Oh ya, I fired him last week. So you better come up with the goods to save your sorry a*s from the Inquisition, Greenie.

Solent. What's that, a paint stripper? You know any songs from Rubber Sole? Body and sole. Sole mate. Where's the other shoe? Father, Son and solely ghost (oops, here comes Tiggy). Sole survivor. Aha! He's a cockroach that scuttled away from under Fluffy's boot. Or are you the sole that comes deep-fried with chippies in newspaper?

Alright, door to the left, one mop each. That's it! Henceforth, Solent, thou shalt be know as Squeegee.

That's all. Go to your cell. You're bunking with Limpalong so you can howl together.

Oh, and any unkind words to NR or Miggy and you serve as the throw rug in front of the fire, Squeegee.

Finally.

you've lost it, chick.

hi Solent...

cute doggie ...dont listen to these lot...except the part where they say Im nice

I feel so loved in here ....and yes I will try to remember everything is not about me

<deleted> is going on with these newbies posting their own howdeedoodees and not so much as a by your leave on the main beddies board? Now all of my posts have been relegated to page 91. The bladdy cheek.

So, you little wanklette, what do you want here and <deleted> does Solent mean? You Italian? No woggies here, I'm afraid and no driving of Honda Dreams at breakneck speed unless you cut off Cawbie and Limpalong. You know how to cook pizza? Bring the wood-stoked oven?

You change your av to join 47? Pretty face gets you nowhere here, Bucko. Seem to remember sumpin different in general and I think I even liked some of your posts but I gotta check with my secretary. (What?) Oh ya, I fired him last week. So you better come up with the goods to save your sorry a*s from the Inquisition, Greenie.

Solent. What's that, a paint stripper? You know any songs from Rubber Sole? Body and sole. Sole mate. Where's the other shoe? Father, Son and solely ghost (oops, here comes Tiggy). Sole survivor. Aha! He's a cockroach that scuttled away from under Fluffy's boot. Or are you the sole that comes deep-fried with chippies in newspaper?

Alright, door to the left, one mop each. That's it! Henceforth, Solent, thou shalt be know as Squeegee.

That's all. Go to your cell. You're bunking with Limpalong so you can howl together.

Oh, and any unkind words to NR or Miggy and you serve as the throw rug in front of the fire, Squeegee.

This is a classic example of an automatic word randomiser. Always wondered how Gorgon was averaging 25.7 posts per hour. Here's you answer. You've all been talking to a machine!!!!

Always wondered how Gorgon was averaging 25.7 posts per hour. Here's you answer. You've all been talking to a machine!!!!

Something akin to the Terminator.......... the Gorgonator

Running away very fast now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

<deleted> is going on with these newbies posting their own howdeedoodees and not so much as a by your leave on the main beddies board? Now all of my posts have been relegated to page 91. The bladdy cheek.

So, you little wanklette, what do you want here and <deleted> does Solent mean? You Italian? No woggies here, I'm afraid and no driving of Honda Dreams at breakneck speed unless you cut off Cawbie and Limpalong. You know how to cook pizza? Bring the wood-stoked oven?

the strange part about that post from Jet was that it was almost coherent and restrained. Someone please put her back on decaf coffee and hide the chocolate coated coffee beans.

CB

Hi Solent, welcome to the home for mentally deranged nutters. I just stumbled in by accident back in the days when Bedlam postings were displayed as traps for the unwary in the view new posts listings. There is a rumour that some of the inmates are digging a tunnel but other than the odd piles of dirt on the floor I've seen nothing.

JG, the Solent is a narrow strip of water between mainland UK and the Isle of Wight so if he comes from there, the IOW, he's gotta be okay as that's where I saw Jimmy Hendrix play back in '70, his penultimate gig RIP. I heard recently they still run music fests on the island but not to the scale of the '70 one.

Anyway solent01 suggest you fill in a few details in the tell us about yourself thread at the top of the Bedlam page, if you've a mind to, and then join in the party.

JG, the Solent is a narrow strip of water between mainland UK and the Isle of Wight so if he comes from there, the IOW, he's gotta be okay as that's where I saw Jimmy Hendrix play back in '70, his penultimate gig RIP. I heard recently they still run music fests on the island but not to the scale of the '70 one.

Oh, thank you, Philly; is that the sandbar where all the boats go down? Well, why does he have an 01 after it then?

Geez, Soundman, you a post counter? I think your daughter kicked you in the bagoonies in the pool again. My job in Beddies is to vet the newibeewons and give them new nicks. My office hours are when I want them to be. Cawbie takes messages.

We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisoy Board) would like to welcome solent01 in Bedlam.

Jet's posts show how much the caring supervision that only the BSB can provide is needed, epecially for the newbie in Bedlam.

Please stay away from posting in threads that you have not read from the very beginning and be prepared for more cases of turrent syndrome, you fukcing <deleted>! You crossed the line already by posting without welcome thread, wanna show off what a dare-devil you are, huh?

If you can't stand the heat, better stay out of the kitchen, so to say!

raro

Jet's personal supervisor

Yo Solly, I don't think you have any idea what you have done.

It is like Dante's Inferno,

All those that enter here.........

Good Luck

Moss

Oh, thank you, Philly; is that the sandbar where all the boats go down? Well, why does he have an 01 after it then?

Geez, Soundman, you a post counter? I think your daughter kicked you in the bagoonies in the pool again. My job in Beddies is to vet the newibeewons and give them new nicks. My office hours are when I want them to be. Cawbie takes messages.

Sorry, not up to speed. Raro appointed you gorgonator of the BSB did he? Congratulations!

Vetting process is going to require a fair amount of OT in the coming few months. Quite a few neatly side stepping through the system & kreeping towards 500.

Have fun!

Soundman.

Hold-on tightly to your sanity. Follow the path and walk into the light.

Welcome.

Holy camoly. This kid is gonna do the escape through the back whachamacallit. Raro, are you on the double meds again? Ya, Kayo set you up I reckon. It's OK Squeegee. we are only insane, not stupid or malicious. can I get another blanket and hot choc with miniature marshmallows?

What happened to the OP? Did Jet give out the hard stuff again? Then see you tomorrow for coffee...you will need one!

Heard about the B board, but never found a link, but know i'm here fing a, bout time, so now can I get down and derty? All I want to do is tell it how it is and ###### with some folks, and get real!!

Hi all

Hi solent01, you be nice now, no posting after a looong night on the town.

How's that pooch going? Saw two dogs out the Khun Korn national park last week that could be related. Wanted a piece of my dog but he only wanted to play.

Oh, sorry, welcome mate.

Hi solent01, you be nice now, no posting after a looong night on the town.

Oh, sorry, welcome mate.

Talking from experience are we? What's a scudungha anyway?

No probs. I digress to VD after about my fourth beer... Which is about now!!

Now where is the OP. He wanted in, yet he hasn't been back to defend his thread. Which is about? Certainly not the OP. Aw I got it. ......... <deleted> I've posted here without a welcome. Welocme man!

Now. Here this!!! You've read the badlam rules. Get with the program & have some fun!!!

Talk about whatever, be as straight or Leftfield as you like, no-one will hold it against you, lots of interesting discussions hear that no one outside will see!!!

Cheers,

soundman.

Hi solent01, you be nice now, no posting after a looong night on the town.

Oh, sorry, welcome mate.

Talking from experience are we? What's a scudungha anyway?

No probs. I digress to VD after about my fourth beer... Which is about now!!

Now where is the OP. He wanted in, yet he hasn't been back to defend his thread. Which is about? Certainly not the OP. Aw I got it. ......... <deleted> I've posted here without a welcome. Welocme man!

Now. Here this!!! You've read the badlam rules. Get with the program & have some fun!!!

Talk about whatever, be as straight or Leftfield as you like, no-one will hold it against you, lots of interesting discussions hear that no one outside will see!!!

Cheers,

soundman.

The Sceadugengan (Singular: Sceadugenga), or "Shadow-Walkers", are fantastical beasts which are neither living nor dead, and which can shape-shift. They dwell in the forests of Great Britain. The origin of the word Sceadugenga is unknown, though many believe it to be of Danish origin, suggesting that this idea was introduced to Britain around the time of the Vikings (793-1000 AD).

Yeah, Solent's ok. We had a bit of a false start but he's an ok guy.

Yeah, Solent's ok. We had a bit of a false start but he's an ok guy.

No probs Day Walker!!!

Internet Forum protocol takes some getting used to. (Believe me I've made hundreds of balls ups type posts that I would rather forget! ) From his last couple hundred posts he seems to be getting the hang of it!

Who needs to be themselves anyway?

Cheers,

Soundman.

BTW Has footy started yet? (AFL) No matter. Power to the Roos!!!

<deleted> is going on with these newbies posting their own howdeedoodees and not so much as a by your leave on the main beddies board? Now all of my posts have been relegated to page 91. The bladdy cheek.

So, you little wanklette, what do you want here and <deleted> does Solent mean? You Italian? No woggies here, I'm afraid and no driving of Honda Dreams at breakneck speed unless you cut off Cawbie and Limpalong. You know how to cook pizza? Bring the wood-stoked oven?

You change your av to join 47? Pretty face gets you nowhere here, Bucko. Seem to remember sumpin different in general and I think I even liked some of your posts but I gotta check with my secretary. (What?) Oh ya, I fired him last week. So you better come up with the goods to save your sorry a*s from the Inquisition, Greenie.

Solent. What's that, a paint stripper? You know any songs from Rubber Sole? Body and sole. Sole mate. Where's the other shoe? Father, Son and solely ghost (oops, here comes Tiggy). Sole survivor. Aha! He's a cockroach that scuttled away from under Fluffy's boot. Or are you the sole that comes deep-fried with chippies in newspaper?

Alright, door to the left, one mop each. That's it! Henceforth, Solent, thou shalt be know as Squeegee.

That's all. Go to your cell. You're bunking with Limpalong so you can howl together.

Oh, and any unkind words to NR or Miggy and you serve as the throw rug in front of the fire, Squeegee.

Have you been smoking crack?

Hi Solent, welcome to the home for mentally deranged nutters. I just stumbled in by accident back in the days when Bedlam postings were displayed as traps for the unwary in the view new posts listings. There is a rumour that some of the inmates are digging a tunnel but other than the odd piles of dirt on the floor I've seen nothing.

JG, the Solent is a narrow strip of water between mainland UK and the Isle of Wight so if he comes from there, the IOW, he's gotta be okay as that's where I saw Jimmy Hendrix play back in '70, his penultimate gig RIP. I heard recently they still run music fests on the island but not to the scale of the '70 one.

Anyway solent01 suggest you fill in a few details in the tell us about yourself thread at the top of the Bedlam page, if you've a mind to, and then join in the party.

Phil is right, The Solent is the most expensive stretch of water in the UK, the 01 is my company call sign when I fly.

Heard about the B board, but never found a link, but know i'm here fing a, bout time, so now can I get down and derty? All I want to do is tell it how it is and ###### with some folks, and get real!!

Hi all

Hi solent01, you be nice now, no posting after a looong night on the town.

How's that pooch going? Saw two dogs out the Khun Korn national park last week that could be related. Wanted a piece of my dog but he only wanted to play.

Oh, sorry, welcome mate.

Hi Sceady, sorry to say, I did just that last night, think I upset the poor chap too.

The mut is doing great, but a real hard headed mother, takes after his owner I guess

<deleted> is going on with these newbies posting their own howdeedoodees and not so much as a by your leave on the main beddies board? Now all of my posts have been relegated to page 91. The bladdy cheek.

So, you little wanklette, what do you want here and <deleted> does Solent mean? You Italian? No woggies here, I'm afraid and no driving of Honda Dreams at breakneck speed unless you cut off Cawbie and Limpalong. You know how to cook pizza? Bring the wood-stoked oven?

You change your av to join 47? Pretty face gets you nowhere here, Bucko. Seem to remember sumpin different in general and I think I even liked some of your posts but I gotta check with my secretary. (What?) Oh ya, I fired him last week. So you better come up with the goods to save your sorry a*s from the Inquisition, Greenie.

Solent. What's that, a paint stripper? You know any songs from Rubber Sole? Body and sole. Sole mate. Where's the other shoe? Father, Son and solely ghost (oops, here comes Tiggy). Sole survivor. Aha! He's a cockroach that scuttled away from under Fluffy's boot. Or are you the sole that comes deep-fried with chippies in newspaper?

Alright, door to the left, one mop each. That's it! Henceforth, Solent, thou shalt be know as Squeegee.

That's all. Go to your cell. You're bunking with Limpalong so you can howl together.

Oh, and any unkind words to NR or Miggy and you serve as the throw rug in front of the fire, Squeegee.

Have you been smoking crack?

I believe she smokes and she is definitely cracked.

Yeah, Solent's ok. We had a bit of a false start but he's an ok guy.

No probs Day Walker!!!

Internet Forum protocol takes some getting used to. (Believe me I've made hundreds of balls ups type posts that I would rather forget! ) From his last couple hundred posts he seems to be getting the hang of it!

Who needs to be themselves anyway?

Cheers,

Soundman.

BTW Has footy started yet? (AFL) No matter. Power to the Roos!!!

Unfortunately what you read is what you get, I am every bit as obnoxious, in person maybe more so

<deleted> is going on with these newbies posting their own howdeedoodees and not so much as a by your leave on the main beddies board? Now all of my posts have been relegated to page 91. The bladdy cheek.

So, you little wanklette, what do you want here and <deleted> does Solent mean? You Italian? No woggies here, I'm afraid and no driving of Honda Dreams at breakneck speed unless you cut off Cawbie and Limpalong. You know how to cook pizza? Bring the wood-stoked oven?

You change your av to join 47? Pretty face gets you nowhere here, Bucko. Seem to remember sumpin different in general and I think I even liked some of your posts but I gotta check with my secretary. (What?) Oh ya, I fired him last week. So you better come up with the goods to save your sorry a*s from the Inquisition, Greenie.

Solent. What's that, a paint stripper? You know any songs from Rubber Sole? Body and sole. Sole mate. Where's the other shoe? Father, Son and solely ghost (oops, here comes Tiggy). Sole survivor. Aha! He's a cockroach that scuttled away from under Fluffy's boot. Or are you the sole that comes deep-fried with chippies in newspaper?

Alright, door to the left, one mop each. That's it! Henceforth, Solent, thou shalt be know as Squeegee.

That's all. Go to your cell. You're bunking with Limpalong so you can howl together.

Oh, and any unkind words to NR or Miggy and you serve as the throw rug in front of the fire, Squeegee.

:D

oh, and welcome to beddies Squeegee

The Sceadugengan (Singular: Sceadugenga), or "Shadow-Walkers", are fantastical beasts which are neither living nor dead,

Any relation to Hugh Shadow-Walker? Of the Farnham Shadow-Walkers? Awfully nice family, wifes name is Sue if I recall, met them on a Dungeons and Dragons weekend in Bognor, jolly good.

One more mythical beast to do It's thing with "ole" snake eyes.

The offspring will be something to see.

Hi Solent, welcome to the home for mentally deranged nutters. I just stumbled in by accident back in the days when Bedlam postings were displayed as traps for the unwary in the view new posts listings. There is a rumour that some of the inmates are digging a tunnel but other than the odd piles of dirt on the floor I've seen nothing.

JG, the Solent is a narrow strip of water between mainland UK and the Isle of Wight so if he comes from there, the IOW, he's gotta be okay as that's where I saw Jimmy Hendrix play back in '70, his penultimate gig RIP. I heard recently they still run music fests on the island but not to the scale of the '70 one.

Anyway solent01 suggest you fill in a few details in the tell us about yourself thread at the top of the Bedlam page, if you've a mind to, and then join in the party.

Wow Garfield , I was there too. Row 746 , 514th from the right.

Twas the year before (Dylan gig) though that one made the national press. Me and the girl were trudging back with the multitude towards the ferry terminal when we got the snoozies and stopped for a nap , to be awoken by the dawn's early light. This prompted a journo to remark on "a young couple lying on the central reservation , entwined under a single coat".