It has come to my attention that we have two welcome threads -- welcome and been done yet. I think we should combine those and create an "are you worthy to be in Beddies" thrread. Newbies must enter welcome first for shower, clothes change and buzz cut, and then go to the worthy thrread for indoctrination. Not many Bedders read these threads, and we used to have welcome Buglet or Vogon arrives soon on the main Beddies board, but inmates seem to have protested against these. I take much pride and exert much effort in my newblet hazing posts, and am disgruntled that nobody reads them in the pinned welcome posts.

We need to vote on this.

I say let them enter at own risc. If they belong here they'll be able to hold their own.

Sink or Swim tlw.

I don't feel I have a vote anymore. In a matter of months I've become an outsider! Nurse Ratched no longer saves my meds, I've been ostrasized (sp? eek!) from basket weaving & newbies are eating all my new crayons before I even get to taste them! Threads are about Asian girls & Weho & even Terry's slagging us off.

I'm going to lie down in my cupboard. With my blankie over my head. Does anyone have any little orange pills to spare? I'll pay you back when Nurse Ratched starts giving me meds again, honest!!!

Chew on these awhile and call me in the morning.

I don't feel I have a vote anymore. In a matter of months I've become an outsider! Nurse Ratched no longer saves my meds, I've been ostrasized (sp? eek!) from basket weaving & newbies are eating all my new crayons before I even get to taste them! Threads are about Asian girls & Weho & even Terry's slagging us off.

I'm going to lie down in my cupboard. With my blankie over my head. Does anyone have any little orange pills to spare? I'll pay you back when Nurse Ratched starts giving me meds again, honest!!!

Well, i've missed you.

Take your med's and stck around. It's scary out there.

But Jet, are you worthy? Perhaps you could ask the mods for your own forum, and we could visit you there...

First round is on me down Jet's place.

Is that what it should be called? 'Jet's Place'?

You know how she hates having her topics hijacked, she could have a whole forum full of indecipherable topics for us to trample all over, yaaaaay!

'Jet's Place' it's got a ring to it. If knew how I'd set up a poll, should Jet have her own padded cell?, Freudian thingy oops meant thread.

And what should we call the Interrogation chamber, oops there I go again, I mean Forum?

Suggestions please...

Hardyharf*inghar.

First, don't despair, NR, we can't help it if you were in kong song solitary. Ratched is busy preparing max security cells for Weho and MTW, so she probably forgot to give you your med dispensing job back. And look! Tippy gave you some of his lithium supply that look like submarine sandwiches. And which newbies ate your crayons? I specifically told them they were not allowed to touch the ladies.

Jet's Place. Well, I dunno. Then I'd have to hire my own cleaners and probably chicks in wet t-shirts to hand out cheap discount coupons or shout at punters to get them in there. I hate slow days.

I just want two things right now: 1) pinned welcome thread 2) pinned Beddies indoctrination thread. Is that too much to ask?

You're just soooooooooooooooooooooooooo demanding.

Someone has to bring order to this chaos. I had a dream that I would find my true task one day, and I believe this is it. I did also have another dream that Tina Turner asked me to fill in for her at a concert, but that just hasn't happened yet. All things come to those who wait.

It has come to my attention that we have two welcome threads -- welcome and been done yet. I think we should combine those and create an "are you worthy to be in Beddies" thrread. Newbies must enter welcome first for shower, clothes change and buzz cut, and then go to the worthy thrread for indoctrination. Not many Bedders read these threads, and we used to have welcome Buglet or Vogon arrives soon on the main Beddies board, but inmates seem to have protested against these. I take much pride and exert much effort in my newblet hazing posts, and am disgruntled that nobody reads them in the pinned welcome posts.

We need to vote on this.

After the shower and buzz cut, will there be a rectal exam? I may stay longer for that, since I've just had my coffee enema.

Someone has to bring order to this chaos. I had a dream that I would find my true task one day, and I believe this is it. I did also have another dream that Tina Turner asked me to fill in for her at a concert, but that just hasn't happened yet. All things come to those who wait.

Can you sing, Jettie? Would you wear her high heels & leather miniskirts, too? I'd pay to see that...

Tip, thanks for the meds, love. I'm feeling a bit better, now. How's Mrs Tip? Give her my love.

Jeff1 - aaaahh! Thank you for saying you missed me. I don't care if it was sincere, or not - I'll take all gestures of affection I can get.

Getting back to your dream, Jet. Martin Luther King had a dream, too. Don't think it concerned Tina Turner or Bedlam, though...

Tip, thanks for the meds, love. I'm feeling a bit better, now. How's Mrs Tip? Give her my love.

Glad to hear the meds did the trick, NR. Mrs. Tip sends her regards. And happy to see you back. You might have missed this thread. Please go there at once!!!

Jet, I agree . . . you deserve your own forum. I'd be the first to jet on over to Jet's Place. To be sure, you'll need to concoct a special cocktail as the house drink.

We were all newbies to begin with.

Jet in a leather mini?.....i'd be a newb all over again to see that! (just)

Tip, thanks for the meds, love. I'm feeling a bit better, now. How's Mrs Tip? Give her my love.

Glad to hear the meds did the trick, NR. Mrs. Tip sends her regards. And happy to see you back. You might have missed this thread. Please go there at once!!!

Jet, I agree . . . you deserve your own forum. I'd be the first to jet on over to Jet's Place. To be sure, you'll need to concoct a special cocktail as the house drink.

A not so subtle reminder for the "Toad in the Hole" recipe? OK, I'll dig it out & either post it on that thread or pm you