smutcakes Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Have been here 15 years and only ever had 2 massages, both uninspiring and not for me... #interestingfact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkk6060 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 I rarely go anymore but when I do, I have to have a five minute conversation of what I don´t want them to do. No pushing on my vertibrae or standing on my back. No tweeking my neck No jerking my achilles No pushing down on my feet with both their hands causing tendons to stretch No pulling on my arms or legs Jeez, several more just many things too old and too many surguries I guess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 4 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said: LOL. I once visited Sri Lanka and was staying at an hotel with a massage service. Thought I might get a cute masseuse, but was disappointed when a blind man came to do the massage. Did you let him? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 2 hours ago, quake said: Impressive. I only require 4 minutes. I was being serious, as for extra if you see most of the women doing massages in our village you wouldn't bother. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex8912 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 23 hours ago, Adumbration said: 95% of the people working in Thai massage shops in tourist areas have no idea how to massage properly. Go to a blind massage clinic. And massage with most elderly male guy in the shop. 150 baht per hour in Phuket town. Customers almost exclusively elderly rich and middle class Thais. You will need to book in advance. Have you quit your night shift security guard job in Australia yet? Or was that just part of your assumed identity for your paid poster gig? I think you might mean 95% in Phuket. That figure is quite exaggerated as well. I was just there and had a 1/2 dozen foot and Thai massages and none were awful. In Bangkok I find most quite good but often go to three or four places I like the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaLa Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 23 hours ago, Kwasaki said: 15 minutes is enough for me. 4 hours ago, quake said: Impressive. I only require 4 minutes. Show off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf81 Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 In the past I liked oil massage, but I don’t enjoy it anymore really. Now I prefer Thai massage. Helps me relax my muscles, which is nice due to my desk job. Sometimes stiff back, neck, etc… I don’t like massage from young girls, cause I doubt their skills. Ladies 30+ can do well from my experience. I do appreciate a happy ending afterwards, so it’s best if the masseuse is a bit of a beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 On 3/16/2023 at 11:08 AM, scubascuba3 said: but how about if the LB goes a bit close to your tackle and you get aroused? Just think of your granny and the problem becomes unaroused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 21 hours ago, NoshowJones said: Did you let him? ???? Do the massage? Of course, as I'd have had to pay regardless. It's not as though he gave me a happy ending or anything like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 22 hours ago, bkk6060 said: No pushing on my vertibrae or standing on my back. No tweeking my neck I went for a massage specifically to get my spine walked on. That was the only thing about a massage that actually made me feel better. I once had a misaligned neck and went to get my neck "krick krack" and the masseuse refused to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 2 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said: Do the massage? Of course, as I'd have had to pay regardless. It's not as though he gave me a happy ending or anything like that. I can't even let a man touch me let alone massage me. Quite a few times over the years in a store I have brushed salesmen off me for even touching my arm. In Pattaya a few years back an Indian tailor grabbed me as I walked past his shop, I physically grabbed him and pushed him up against the wall. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 3 hours ago, NoshowJones said: I can't even let a man touch me let alone massage me. Quite a few times over the years in a store I have brushed salesmen off me for even touching my arm. In Pattaya a few years back an Indian tailor grabbed me as I walked past his shop, I physically grabbed him and pushed him up against the wall. That doesn't sound healthy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hummin Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 3 hours ago, NoshowJones said: I can't even let a man touch me let alone massage me. Quite a few times over the years in a store I have brushed salesmen off me for even touching my arm. In Pattaya a few years back an Indian tailor grabbed me as I walked past his shop, I physically grabbed him and pushed him up against the wall. You need help 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Hummin said: You need help Care to expand on that?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 26 minutes ago, NoshowJones said: Care to expand on that?? Like a therapist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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