TRY SAYING:

Perhaps I can work late.

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And when the f-k do you expect me to do this?

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TRY SAYING:

I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF:

No f-king way.

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TRY SAYING:

Really?

INSTEAD OF:

You've got to be sh*tting me!

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TRY SAYING:

Perhaps you should check with...

INSTEAD OF:

Tell someone who gives a sh*t.

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TRY SAYING:

I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF:

It's not my f-king problem.

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TRY SAYING:

That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF:

What the f-k?

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TRY SAYING:

I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF:

This sh*t won't work.

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TRY SAYING:

He's not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF:

He's got his head up his a*s.

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TRY SAYING:

Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF:

Eat sh*t and die.

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TRY SAYING:

So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF:

Kiss my a*s.

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TRY SAYING:

I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF:

F-k it, I'm on salary.

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TRY SAYING:

I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF:

Shove it up your a*s.

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TRY SAYING:

I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF:

This job sucks.

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TRY SAYING:

You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF:

Who the h*ll died and made you the boss?

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TRY SAYING:

I see.

INSTEAD OF:

Blow me.

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TRY SAYING:

He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF:

He's a pr-ck.

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TRY SAYING:

She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF:

She's a ball-busting bitch.

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TRY SAYING:

I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF:

You don't know what the f-k you're doing.

“That’s interesting. Let me see if I’ve heard you correctly . . .”

Instead of “That’s about the dumbest idea you’ve ever heard!”

Try saying:

"I'll see you bright and early Saturday morning to do that extra work then."

Rather than:

"In your f*c*i*g dreams mate, because that's where I'll be."

Say - 'Handsum man'

Mean - Ok, so you are fat, bald & smell like a turkish wrestlers jockstrap. You have money & I want it.