Is It Possible for a 71-Year-Old Farang to Satisfy a Super-smart 43-Year-Old Thai Woman?

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Friends,

 

I am just wondering about this question.

 

For example:

 

When I was 17, it was easy for me to satisfy a 50-Year-Old American woman, a friend of our family. She loved looking at my bod as I used a pickaxe to dig up tree-roots in her yard.

 

She used to sit on her porch while watching me swing my pickaxe, and the Thud, Thud, THUD, of my pick as it buried itself in her lawn seemed ultimately fascinating and riveting, for her.

 

She could not get enough of it.  Anytime I was digging up her roots on her lawn, she would prepare a tall glass of iced tea, and sit on her porch, just watching me.

 

She was not hot.  But, she was not a virgin either.  And, I thought that my digging around in her lawn might provide her with a bit of amusement.  And, for sure, I knew what was going on, even if she did not.

 

I would take off my shirt, in the month of July, and the sweat would roll down my torso. I had been a world-class rower at the time, and handling a pick for an hour was, by comparison, like fiddling with chopsticks, to me.

 

When I was young, I enjoyed seeing this 50-Year-Old Mrs. Robinson leering at me, with her son sitting next to her, not having a clue.

 

I guess this is why we guys, who have a very HIGH IQ do these things, just simply because we get bored in the month of July, when the Dog Days are not yet upon us.

 

So, ....

 

Now that I am 71, do you think I still have what it takes to satisfy a woman of 43?

 

I have no idea what women think about me, actually...

Maybe you can tell me.

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

Note:  By the way, after all that pounding on her lawn, digging up tree roots with a pickaxe, I finally asked this old lady to go for a ride in my MGB, on the Expressway, down to boathouse row, to see the lights.

 

With the top down, going 80, she held my hand.

 

Such a let down...

TRULY!

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

What a wonderful Sunday Topic, in my opinion.

 

No need to thank me for this true HIT of Honesty.

 

Best regards....

[jaywalker2]

If you have enough money and a dildo it is.

[bignok]

No you don't unless richer than her. No woman in her 40s wants an old man unless he has money.

[GammaGlobulin]

Of course, this is just the same old story about FORBIDDEN FRUIT, which always tastes better in Summer Months.

 

I guess you already watched the film....

 

LAST SUMMER (1969)

 

That was a hot number during the waning of the Vietnam-War Years.

 

Hot Times in the Sand.

 

The JUICES were Flowing!

 

 

[worgeordie]

If you did not tup her , you were both just daydreaming, having a fantasy, 

and it looks like your fantasies still continue till today.

 

regards Worgeordie

[CharlieKo]

when you were 17, did you get laid by Mrs Robinson. Or was that just a 17 year old boys imagination running wild?

[bignok]

3 minutes ago, CharlieKo said:

when you were 17, did you get laid by Mrs Robinson. Or was that just a 17 year old boys imagination running wild?

Mrs Robinson is a song.

[GammaGlobulin]

13 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

If you did not tup her , you were both just daydreaming, having a fantasy, 

and it looks like your fantasies still continue till today.

 

regards Worgeordie

Of course, as usual, you are correct.

 

And, as you also know, fantasies are less harmless.

 

It was the touch of a 50-Year-Old woman that made me go from 80 to ZERO, in a hurry, while on the EXPRESSWAY, going 80, that night.

 

It is one thing to fantasize about SCHTUPING your best-friend's mother.

 

And, it is something else to actually SCHTUP her, as you might know.

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

Note:  I am, even today, so very happy that I do not need to deal with the awful memory of SCHTUPING my best friend's mother.

 

Note2:  Things like this might look sexy in a Hollywood Movie.  But, in real life, a woman of 50 is no longer that enticing, unless in a perverted way, through the eyes of a 17-year-old adolescent with nothing but sex on his brain.

 

 

[CharlieH]

Made me think of this...

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

But...Back to the original topic, at hand.

 

As for me, I can tell you TRULY, that I would rather have NO NOOKY, at all, than to Nook with any woman over the age of 43.

 

This is why, for many years, I have not Nooked.

 

If you can't have decent Nooky, then why settle for less?

 

Also, I will never pay for Nooky, because this is not interesting to me.

 

Maybe, someday, a few years in the future, when I am 75, I will find the right 43-year-old for me.

 

I will not hold out too much hope.

Neither will I fully give up on this quest.

 

Someplace, probably in Thailand, there is a 43-year-old woman with a very slim and gorgeous body, just waiting for me.

 

When I find her, or when she finds me, then I will not tell you.

 

All that I can tell you is that, when I find her, I probably will post far fewer topics on TV.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

 

[norbra]

33 minutes ago, bignok said:

Mrs Robinson is a song.

A song about Mrs Robinson a milf from the movie The Graduate

[stoner]

56 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Now that I am 71, do you think I still have what it takes to satisfy a woman of 43?

 

I have no idea what women think about me, actually...

Maybe you can tell me.

the more prudent question would be did you ever.......then you went on to answer it yourself. 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

Also, since I prefer very slim women in jeans, and since there are more slim women in Thailand, then Thailand is the place I need to be, and I remain hopeful.

 

There is always hope, even though I am a complete introvert, concerning women.

 

 

[ChipButty]

I have no problem with my wife her favorite position on her hands and knee's facing Siam Paragon, works every time

[fondue zoo]

 

made me think of this...

 

[ezzra]

An elderly man and a younger woman woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterwards, they're both lying there, staring at the ceiling. The old man is thinking... "Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her." The old lady is thinking... "Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties."

 

[fondue zoo]

1 minute ago, ChipButty said:

I have no problem with my wife her favorite position on her hands and knee's facing Siam Paragon, works every time

I believe that is referred to as F????q Shui

[scorecard]

41 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Of course, as usual, you are correct.

 

And, as you also know, fantasies are less harmless.

 

It was the touch of a 50-Year-Old woman that made me go from 80 to ZERO, in a hurry, while on the EXPRESSWAY, going 80, that night.

 

It is one thing to fantasize about SCHTUPING your best-friend's mother.

 

And, it is something else to actually SCHTUP her, as you might know.

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

Note:  I am, even today, so very happy that I do not need to deal with the awful memory of SCHTUPING my best friend's mother.

 

Note2:  Things like this might look sexy in a Hollywood Movie.  But, in real life, a woman of 50 is no longer that enticing, unless in a perverted way, through the eyes of a 17-year-old adolescent with nothing but sex on his brain.

 

 

Can be true of course.

 

But that doesn't work at all in all cases.

 

My work buddy's mother was early 70s, she haa kept her figure, she was a very good looking woman with quite some sense of style.

 

Her dedicated bf, lover and husband was a 19 yr old very good looking young body builder. 

 

They were devoted to each other. Neither had any money, they had each other.

[GammaGlobulin]

The thing is:

 

I have discovered that, no matter how old a man might become, he is still fascinated by the color... PINK.

 

That beautiful PINKNESS is something that I have not seen for so many years.

 

Yet, I will NEVER, ever forget that color.

 

You might even say that, that color of PINK is what most virile men live for.

 

Yet, I will not settle for less.

 

And, I will never settle for anything over age 43.

 

It's just not worth it.

 

Over 43, and those hormones decline.

 

And then, what do you end up with?

 

Nothing worth Schtuping,....for sure.

 

 

So...

Therefore....

 

I would FAR prefer to remain celibate, any old day, rather than to rub up against a woman past her sexual prime.

 

Sandpaper is just NOT sexy....

 

Sorry.

 

But, this is the way I look at human sexuality, these days, after much research.

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

 

[bignok]

26 minutes ago, ezzra said:

An elderly man and a younger woman woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterwards, they're both lying there, staring at the ceiling. The old man is thinking... "Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her." The old lady is thinking... "Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties."

 

Does the guy have vision problems?

[Artisi]

Instead of fantasising and telling the world about it, just get on with it so we can all relax..... ????

[brianthainess]

1 hour ago, bignok said:

Mrs Robinson is a song.

She made nice jam though. 

[scottiejohn]

Yes depending on what she wants satisfying!

I doubt it would be your body unless she wants it in the morgue and she is your beneficiary!

[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

Made me think of this...

 

 

Me too Charlie. I just close my eyes and get a stiffy just thinking about it. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[KannikaP]

2 minutes ago, brianthainess said:

She made nice jam though. 

That was ROBERTSON's. And she had to remove the icon from her label! 555

[brianthainess]

1 hour ago, bignok said:

Mrs Robinson is a song.

Apparently Jesus loved her more than she could know, ........

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, bignok said:

Mrs Robinson is a song.

If I had known that I needed to provide proper CITATIONS, for this interesting non-academic topic, then I might have used The Chicago Manual of Style:

 

Or, the very OLD and trusty...MLA Style Sheet for high schoolers.

 

Please remember!

 

Concerning REFERENCING:

 

"Properly referencing your sources can not only help you to avoid breaking the University's strict plagiarism rules, but can also help you to strengthen the arguments you make in your work."

 

Personally, I ALWAYS follow Oxford rules when posting anything on any forums, including this one:

 

 

https://www.ox.ac.uk/students/academic/guidance/skills/referencing

 

I hope everyone does, too.

 

I feel so sorry for kids, these days, who don't care much about plagiarism.

 

In days gone by, plagiarism was a NO-NO.

 

Everything else was fair game, including the coeds.

 

Oh.

The Good Old Days.

 

Plum Pudding, etc....

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

 

[save the frogs]

I just want to make sure I understand this correctly.

You're 71 and you still have the mindset of a teenager?

A woman can possibly be for, I dunno, companionship maybe? Not just sex?

 

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

But...Back to the original topic, at hand.

 

As for me, I can tell you TRULY, that I would rather have NO NOOKY, at all, than to Nook with any woman over the age of 43.

 

This is why, for many years, I have not Nooked.

 

If you can't have decent Nooky, then why settle for less?

 

Also, I will never pay for Nooky, because this is not interesting to me.

 

Maybe, someday, a few years in the future, when I am 75, I will find the right 43-year-old for me.

 

I will not hold out too much hope.

Neither will I fully give up on this quest.

 

Someplace, probably in Thailand, there is a 43-year-old woman with a very slim and gorgeous body, just waiting for me.

 

When I find her, or when she finds me, then I will not tell you.

 

All that I can tell you is that, when I find her, I probably will post far fewer topics on TV.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

 

I am wondering if you have early onset Alzheimers. IIRC, a few threads ago you were in your early 80's, and claiming a life of celibacy.

You pay for nooky one way or the other, stop kidding yourself. Many posters have pointed out it is far cheaper to rent, and the service is frequently better.

I am baffled as to why people think sex ends at some defined decade, Moses and Mae West were still at it at an advanced age.

I seriously doubt you will be posting less on TV if you find the woman of your fantasies. The balance of probabilities indicates you would be posting rhapsodies. In pink, of course.