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On 7/21/2023 at 6:58 PM, Lacessit said:

Having a girlfriend 23 years younger than me, who thinks the sun shines from my posterior.

If I had a true GF, I am quite sure that I would never refer to her love for me in such vulgar terms.

 

However, each to his own, and more power to you...

 

So,... SHINE ON!, Bro.....

 

And, enjoy your regular pedicures

 

 

 

 

 

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Cheap Massages

Affordable transportation.  Scooter cheap to buy, maintain and run.

Affordable Restaurants 

Efficient modern tech appliances.  Inverter cooktop, R32 Inverter Mini Split

Affordable Housing.

Thai people.  Seems in the US finding someone that wants to work, will work hard, and will help a customer is becoming more and more difficult.

Most Thai people are not Narcissists.

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5 hours ago, Celsius said:

Funny thing about these old guys with supposedly healthy libidos is that they pretty much admit being into sloppy thousands. Absolutely love the image of a girl who took money from Indians and Arabs and have done pretty much anything if the price is right.

 

And people actually brag about this. Such a turn on

 

????

sounds like you have issues with sexually experienced women? 

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1.  Thai people:  I generally find the vast majority to be friendly and kind and very helpful if you at least try and speak a bit of Thai and are not a jerk.
 
2.  Hotels/condos/accommodations:  Overall the value is some of the best anywhere as well as always pretty easy to find decent places to stay at very reasonable prices and good standards of clean etc.
 
3.  Transport:  Bolt is wonderful most places.  Pattaya baht bus system is a great way to get around the main areas.  Bangkok BTS is a marvel.  Flights are available at dirt cheap prices most anywhere.  There are extensive bus and train systems to take you most anywhere in the country for super cheap rates.
 
4.  Food:  With a bit of experimenting all but the most picky can easily find a lot of very good tasty and affordable meals of Thai food or if you want to spend more western food is readily available in most tourist areas.  Or if you want to cook your own there are plenty of supermarkets and public markets selling just about everything.
 
5. Services:  Overall it is generally pretty easy to find all kinds of personal services like hair cuts, massages, cleaning, repairs, laundry, etc at prices that are a fraction of what most would pay in the west.
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1. The Ocean Air is the best next to Hawaii's. Like breathing in life itself. Certain parts of Pattaya and Krabi.

2. Beaches: surfing and jetski. Jetski exploring little pop up islands and coastlines in Krabi / Phuket. Surfing in Phuket back before covid but haven't been in a while.

3. Cheaper cost of living 

4. Exchange rate 

5. Japanese and Korean popsicles sold at 7/11 they don't have where I'm from. 

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On 7/21/2023 at 7:12 PM, Sandboxer said:

1. Boom boom 5000 supermodel

2. Boom boom 4000 hottie off of TF

3. Boom boom 3000 agogoer

4. Boom boom 2000 beer bar slapper

5. Boom boom 1000 average falang wife lookalikes

 

Oh, wait.....which decade we talkin' here?

Bar slappers can be had for 1000 inc taxi on TF...........

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10 hours ago, stoner said:

if i smoke before bed tonight and wake in the morning it is still in my system. yet i will not be impaired in any way.

 

i have no moral high ground. as you probably know from a lot of my comments its generally a laugh.  

The half-life of THC is 25 - 36 hours. YMMV.

You have measured your reaction times before and after smoking, to verify your claim you are not impaired?

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8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

If I had a true GF, I am quite sure that I would never refer to her love for me in such vulgar terms.

 

However, each to his own, and more power to you...

 

So,... SHINE ON!, Bro.....

 

And, enjoy your regular pedicures

 

 

 

 

 

She also does a very good mussuman curry, and a mean omelet.

My main problem is getting her to cut back on quantity, she does not do small portions.

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4 hours ago, pomchop said:
1.  Thai people:  I generally find the vast majority to be friendly and kind and very helpful if you at least try and speak a bit of Thai and are not a jerk.
 

 

Exactly. I cringe when I see any of us talking loudly or shouting at a Thai, as if that helps the Thai person comprehend what they are saying.

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31 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Exactly. I cringe when I see any of us talking loudly or shouting at a Thai, as if that helps the Thai person comprehend what they are saying.

I once watched a western guy harassing a Thai passenger on a train about the Thai railways. The Thai was obviously uncomfortable but too polite to tell the farang to <deleted>.

Cringe worthy indeed.

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Some posts and replies trolling about prostitution have been removed:

 

29. You will not discuss the specifics of prostitution. Although Thailand has a visible sex industry and acknowledgement of that fact is not forbidden, ASEAN NOW is not the place to seek or give information on this topic. ASEAN NOW seeks to protect children and other at risk groups from exploitation on the internet. Any content that appears to be inappropriate or exploitative will be removed.

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1. My partner of 26/27 years for the good, the bad and the ugly

2. Cheap cost for good hotels

3. Speed of local government hospitals and private ones if you choose correctly to get stuff done without months and months waiting for specialists and appointments..

4. I love the hygiene toilet hoses.

5. Love having a large walled in house with few neighbors and large private gardens

6. Love the proximity to Roi Et airport and cheap travel within ASEAN. to Vietnam/Cambodia etc

7. Freedom of getting up and going to bed in a time suitable to me without outside pressures to be doing something else.

8. Usually bright, nice sunshine days. I like November through till March the best.

9. Good priced car insurance.

10.Good Thai food that is inexpensive and great tasting along with cheap local fruits.

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1 hour ago, thaibeachlovers said:

I wonder how he feels about guys that have had sex with many different women? Are guys different if it comes to being "sexually experienced"?

 

Completely irrelevant replies by 2 sexpats.

 

I don't have issue with sexually ecpereienced women.

 

I have issue with women who have been paid by Arabs, Indians, Japanese and just about every nation on the planet to have done things to them for the exchange of money.

 

But guys like you obviously love sloppy thousands.

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4 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I created the thread as a reaction to the haters who flocked to bignok's thread.

Certainly Thailand has its faults. On balance, I would say the good outweighs the bad by a good margin.

I realised that, but just thought I would ask. Cheers.

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3 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

I wonder how he feels about guys that have had sex with many different women? Are guys different if it comes to being "sexually experienced"?

Yes of course, they will be lauded as swordsmen and studs,  Women of a similar character are soiled goods and slags, slightly intimidating so worthy only of his contempt

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2 hours ago, Celsius said:

Completely irrelevant replies by 2 sexpats.

Another one jumping to conclusions, I can't speak for the other member but I am not a "sex pat" (what ever one of those actually is)

I9 years of marriage has put an end to that, Although I freely admit that previously to my family man existence I may have matched your description. I have indeed enjoyed meaningless ,paid for sex, often in squalid short time rooms, sometimes on a filthy stained mattress, and occasionally with more than one partner!   And thoroughly enjoyed it, if you haven't already tried it I can highly recommend it, if you are still capable

 

   "I don't have issue with sexually ecpereienced women."

 

 Well only to the extent that it appears you can't even write it without "stammering" lol

 

"I have issue with women who have been paid by Arabs, Indians, Japanese and just about every nation on the planet"

 

Now there even appears to be a racial aspect to your hang ups,  which nationalities do you consider as  acceptable, to appear on the list of your wife's previous sexual partners, remember,  you may think she has told you everything, but you can never really be sure

 

"But guys like you obviously love sloppy thousands."

 

A very childish response, anyway "guys like me" would wear condoms, when the need arises,much more effective than a mask

 

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45 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

Another one jumping to conclusions, I can't speak for the other member but I am not a "sex pat" (what ever one of those actually is)

I9 years of marriage has put an end to that, Although I freely admit that previously to my family man existence I may have matched your description. I have indeed enjoyed meaningless ,paid for sex, often in squalid short time rooms, sometimes on a filthy stained mattress, and occasionally with more than one partner!   And thoroughly enjoyed it, if you haven't already tried it I can highly recommend it, if you are still capable

 

   "I don't have issue with sexually ecpereienced women."

 

 Well only to the extent that it appears you can't even write it without "stammering" lol

 

"I have issue with women who have been paid by Arabs, Indians, Japanese and just about every nation on the planet"

 

Now there even appears to be a racial aspect to your hang ups,  which nationalities do you consider as  acceptable, to appear on the list of your wife's previous sexual partners, remember,  you may think she has told you everything, but you can never really be sure

 

"But guys like you obviously love sloppy thousands."

 

A very childish response, anyway "guys like me" would wear condoms, when the need arises,much more effective than a mask

 

I am sot a sexpat, but I am a sexpat reply

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1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

"Sot" is a person defined as a perpetual drunkard.

When I created this thread, I did not realize it would attract puritanical stuffed shirts.

Creating a thread or paying to be loved is not a sign of inteigence.

 

As for occasional fat finger mistakes I am sat in the car again while wifey is driving around to get things done....as per yesterday's photo.

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1 hour ago, Celsius said:

Creating a thread or paying to be loved is not a sign of inteigence.

 

As for occasional fat finger mistakes I am sat in the car again while wifey is driving around to get things done....as per yesterday's photo.

FAIK the woman sitting next to you in the car is not your wife. She could be anyone.

 

I am creative, and have a world patent to prove it. You'll have to take my word for it, as I am not posting the number.

 

You only seem to be creative in making mean-spirited posts.

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