Popular Post AustinRacing Posted January 20 Popular Post Share Posted January 20 Recovering from high fever (40+) in hospital since last night. Early this morning the two gorgeous nurses in tight clothing returned prepared to give me a rub down/shower. What did I say “oh that’s fine, I’m feeling better this morning, I think I can manage to shower by myself”. As the fever subsides and getting back to normal, somehow Cher’s famous song comes to mind. Stupid stupid stupid farang, I say. Apologies to all red blooded males who fantasize about this kind of stuff. I let us all down. 🥺🥺🥺 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoner Posted January 20 Popular Post Share Posted January 20 13 minutes ago, AustinRacing said: Recovering from high fever (40+) in hospital since last night. Early this morning the two gorgeous nurses in tight clothing returned prepared to give me a rub down/shower. What did I say “oh that’s fine, I’m feeling better this morning, I think I can manage to shower by myself”. As the fever subsides and getting back to normal, somehow Cher’s famous song comes to mind. Stupid stupid stupid farang, I say. Apologies to all red blooded males who fantasize about this kind of stuff. I let us all down. 🥺🥺🥺 hey look at it this way....at least they didn't have to see your pink panties. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenStark Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 41 minutes ago, AustinRacing said: Apologies to all red blooded males who fantasize about this kind of stuff. OMF will be here soon with pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gottfrid Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 If I coluld turn ba'ck time...... sorry, my Thai friend told me we have a lot of time. Sorry but happy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
advancebooking Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Same thing happened with me at Bumrungrad over 15 yrs ago. Shower time was great. She was having a good look down there. I was trying not to get aroused. Should have asked her to add Line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 3 hours ago, BenStark said: OMF will be here soon with pictures I am not the only one who bought a nurse uniform for their girl to play with. But obviously I wouldn't publish any private pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 I guess the problem is that if you really need their help then you won't be up to do a lot of things. And if you would be able to perform then you don't need them and they won't ask. But you can still try to ask even if you don't need it. Maybe one of the nurses likes a little OT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 i had a nurse hold my penis while i was having vasectomy stitches out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermike007 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Yes you definitely let us all down, never say no to a shower and a rub down from two beautiful nurses. That should be a lifelong rule. You will like the regret this for many years to come. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf001 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 I spent 120 days in hospital last year..... daily bed baths were definitely the highlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 i was shaved - sack n surrounding areas - before a hernia op a few years ago. mid 30 s and very pretty. It was like having a vibrator rubbed all over my sensitive areas. Unfortunately, I was on a ward and the privacy curtain wouldnt close leaving a large gap for the 2 old fellas in beds opposite me to get a good eyeful. They seemed to have a good laugh about it all. i was desperately trying to think of something boring or de- arousing - Maggie thatcher, arsenal FC, Dan brown books, Lung tu, Volvo cars etc- to de escalate the sitution. uncomfortable to say the least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 10 hours ago, AustinRacing said: Recovering from high fever (40+) in hospital since last night. Early this morning the two gorgeous nurses in tight clothing returned prepared to give me a rub down/shower. What did I say “oh that’s fine, I’m feeling better this morning, I think I can manage to shower by myself”. As the fever subsides and getting back to normal, somehow Cher’s famous song comes to mind. Stupid stupid stupid farang, I say. Apologies to all red blooded males who fantasize about this kind of stuff. I let us all down. 🥺🥺🥺 First , sorry about your fever, glad you are feeling better , 4o+ is high and dangerous But it is also known to induce hallucinations, did you ask the nurses if that really happened or di you imagine it because of the fever, If they say yes it did happen it might give you an opening to revisit the offer. LOL And why are your emojis working but mine are not. Who do you know at Asean Now? 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 3 hours ago, scubascuba3 said: i had a nurse hold my penis while i was having vasectomy stitches out We need more clarification. Male or Female nurse? and hands ot twicers? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustinRacing Posted January 21 Author Share Posted January 21 26 minutes ago, sirineou said: First , sorry about your fever, glad you are feeling better , 4o+ is high and dangerous But it is also known to induce hallucinations, did you ask the nurses if that really happened or di you imagine it because of the fever, If they say yes it did happen it might give you an opening to revisit the offer. LOL And why are your emojis working but mine are not. Who do you know at Asean Now? 555 Unfortunately it was real. 😭😭😭😭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustinRacing Posted January 21 Author Share Posted January 21 Update guys-I’m still in hospital receiving antibiotics. The two hotties been coming in with the same offer. But the damn wife (god love her) has decided to stay with me all along. Is it because she loves me or wants to make sure I don’t receive extra-marital joy. One never knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 (edited) 18 minutes ago, AustinRacing said: Update guys-I’m still in hospital receiving antibiotics. The two hotties been coming in with the same offer. But the damn wife (god love her) has decided to stay with me all along. Is it because she loves me or wants to make sure I don’t receive extra-marital joy. One never knows. IMO the medications they are giving you are causing hallucinations. Also confusion, because you should know the answer already. Edited January 21 by Lacessit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 those two nurses are still giggling at your response ... they've seen more than you could ever imagine ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustinRacing Posted January 21 Author Share Posted January 21 3 minutes ago, steven100 said: those two nurses are still giggling at your response ... they've seen more than you could ever imagine ! Yeah rub it in why don’t you? 🤣🤣🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Zioner Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 6 hours ago, scubascuba3 said: i had a nurse hold my penis while i was having vasectomy stitches out I got a stitchless vasectomy, in Buriram. Yours must have been before WW II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 (edited) Quote If I could turn back time… I know you guys are not very science evadcated. like me , But I saw this dude on Youtube. Neil the grass something (What a name right?) any way the dude said that time travel is very dangerous!! Apparently, you could meet yourself and you both become a pair of ducks . Not sure why and how, but that would suck if you ask me.Then he said something meeting your grandparents, and something happening to your parents ,,, and it got very confusing. I lost the plot there. Edited January 21 by sirineou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 1 hour ago, sirineou said: I know you guys are not very science evadcated. like me , But I saw this dude on Youtube. Neil the grass something (What a name right?) any way the dude said that time travel is very dangerous!! Apparently, you could meet yourself and you both become a pair of ducks . Not sure why and how, but that would suck if you ask me.Then he said something meeting your grandparents, and something happening to your parents ,,, and it got very confusing. I lost the plot there. I watched a documentary where it happened... A guy had this special car and went back in time, accidentally met his mum who developed a crush on him and nearly caused her not to meet his dad, he was nearly erased from existence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 2 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said: I watched a documentary where it happened... A guy had this special car and went back in time, accidentally met his mum who developed a crush on him and nearly caused her not to meet his dad, he was nearly erased from existence... Yea I hate when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 10 hours ago, sirineou said: We need more clarification. Male or Female nurse? and hands ot twicers? LOL She was a pretty young nurse, hand held. I didn't understand most of what she said but she did refer to me as butterfly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 7 hours ago, Ben Zioner said: I got a stitchless vasectomy, in Buriram. Yours must have been before WW II. Thailand is a bit backward, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Zioner Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 9 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said: She was a pretty young nurse, hand held. I didn't understand most of what she said but she did refer to me as butterfly That's why you got the stitches, she wanted to see you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bday Prang Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 42 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said: she did refer to me as butterfly are you sure she wasn't referring to the stitches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bday Prang Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 "Don't worry sir there is no need to be embarrassed many get an erection during this kind of procedure" The nurse said " but I don't have an erection" I protested " But I have " "She" replied hoarsely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 19 minutes ago, Bday Prang said: are you sure she wasn't referring to the stitches? Possible, my feeling was 2 nurses were talking about me while removing the stitches. I was going to say, I'm not a butterfly, I'm a helicopter, but decided not to bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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