Communicable Disease! he bleated in a distinctly pre-pubescent voice.

He donned a codpiece, removed his dental retainer and marched next door to do combat with his N95 phone stylus...

.but not all is well that ends unwell and Siam found Sir Walter, back from his cowardly flight from violence, in a compromising position with Nok, Siam's floozy, on Siam's cheap Chang Mai rug. Siam, choleric with rage, threw down the wench he was carrying and said, "That guy was just blowing smoke, there is no hidden moolahs but I have a proposition which may interest you, I have these two friends, Tipp and Tanja who...................................

.............just a minute, we're cross threaded here. Recap for a mo. Okay, I'm Si and you're supposedly Sir Walter's ghost. What had this to do with my lust for my neighbour's wife? And while you're pondering that, any ideas on how I'm gonna pay the rent toworrow?"

Raleigh thinks deeply and says.......................................................................

....I have these 2 friends, Tipp and Tanja, Siam says, who ADORE men in 17th century armour. Sir Walter pulls out his clay pipe, fills it up with his Special Blend, and afixes young siamsquare123 with a bemused gaze. Are these lasses Scot, he says, wreathed in a cloud of green smoke..........

is this really necessary gentlemen?

No, no, no!

Tipp and Tanja are in the other thread!

Raleigh squints at Si through the smoke and says, "Weeeeell, to tell the truth laddie, as an old seaman, I've always been partial to strapping young lads like yourself but if you're not up for it, I suppose I'll have to settle for lasses. Now then, about your rent money, if you're determined not to become a rent boy I suggest..................................................

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Do I miss here something...? Or?? Who are you talking about?

What is this crap?

SiamSquare posted one of his typical trolling threads in General - a really inventive one, I might add, which was providing many chuckles (at Siam, of course!). Then it was hijacked as a Never-ending-story, which they are continuing here, as the thread was closed. Clear as mud?

I'd just like to enter my personal protest at the hijacking of the original thread, as it was a really funny one up till then! <storms off in a huff!>

Edit - <storms back from huff to post link to thread in General>

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=132009

<storms off again>

Rain, it was I, don't be too hard on me.

I like dogs.

And cats.

And guppies.

I won't do it again (at least not unless Siam trolls again).

Aww dont you worry your little furry tail Squirty. NR is just being grumpy. Mai pen rai. *hugs*

..........crawls out of hole

Is she gone, Eek?

So, on with the story or what?

*gentle pet and reassuring smile* yes, she's gone, its ok now.

But..maybe best not to tempt fate....

Siam is the man!

Hey, d'you reckon he ever made out with her next door?

no idea! Did you really think it was for real? Hes still posting away though..so wasnt put off by all the poking fun of him malarky.

Where? Where?

I'm on the hijack trail again!

Rain, it was I, don't be too hard on me.

I like dogs.

And cats.

And guppies.

I won't do it again (at least not unless Siam trolls again).

I know it was you, Herr qwertz

Guppies are Jettie's domain, not mine. I'm no good with fish or plants. I forget to water one, I forget to feed the other - I need animals which are a little more vocal with their needs, sadly

Eek - no hugging Bedlamites when they're being told off! Didn't you read Nurse Ratched's 80 page memo when you came in? Jet was supposed to be in charge of giving them out, or was it Moss? I forget...

SS123 is never put off by us making fun of him. I think it's his raison d'etre. All of his threads are like that - do a search. There might be one that wasn't closed (doubt it, but it's worth a look) that you can revive & hijack. Is he the guy that has the fetish for water parks, or is that someone else? Shop assistants? Oh, there are so many.... I'm going to lie down. Tip, where are my pills? The orange ones?

just found the other thread.......go on guys.....that's just hilarious!

Rain, I always had a flair for fantasy and Siam just pushes the right buttons.

I suspect he's really Ruperts or a near relative.

Can't be Blizzard, he's a Norseman.

Where was Ruperts posting before? Have heard tell of him, but never seen a post of his, until today. He seemed quite tame

Could be he feels overshadowed by Siam who is currently challenging Brit to fisticuffs.

It's a thrilling forum innit?

What about this chap Brit was engaging earlier today, with his "girl from a good background working in Chiang Mai Never slept with a farang but slept with him on his first night" story?

What do we make of that thread?

IMO, they eat too much red meat.

It's said to make one aggressive and inclined to empty threats.

What about this chap Brit was engaging earlier today, with his "girl from a good background working in Chiang Mai Never slept with a farang but slept with him on his first night" story?

What do we make of that thread?

Print it out and learn origami.

He popped up in a thread yesterday, but now I can't find it, claiming to have a half Chinese wife. (he didn't say what the other half is)

I find most of his posts short, bitter and irritating, just as I imagine he is in real life. I predict he won't make it to 500 posts. I hope I'm right.

My latest girl friend is half English and half German; she only shaves one armpit.

My latest girl friend is half English and half German; she only shaves one armpit. Mine.

^

Your what?

Changing the text to third person in the hope it makes more sense

Siam123 latest girl friend is half English and half German; she only shaves one armpit. His.

Any better?