Asked to change my writing style: (I have no writing style. So, Mission Impossible!)

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Folks,

 

Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style.

 

 

I would most happily oblige, except that....

I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style.

 

Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit.

 

According to this MEMBER, I cause affront.

 

Affront is not my intention, I can assure you.

 

It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront.

 

So, anyway....

 

If you wish me to stop posting....

 

And....

 

I think that you do....

 

Then....

 

I will.

 

I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated.

 

And, if this makes your day.....

Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you.

 

Best regards,...and....

As always....

 

Gamma

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Crossy]

@GammaGlobulin we ALL have a writing style, just like we all have an accent and an <insert appropriate slang term for rectum here>.

 

I have a Bolton accent (check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube) and a "techy" writing style (it's what I've done to earn a crust for much longer than I care to remember).

 

It's all part of who we are.

 

NOTE to other members: - Personal attacks on the open forum or by PM will not be tolerated!

 

[Stocky]

13 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style.

Surely they meant "stop writing"

[GammaGlobulin]

10 minutes ago, Crossy said:

@GammaGlobulin we ALL have a writing style, just like we all have an accent and an <insert appropriate slang term for rectum here>.

 

I have a Bolton accent (check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube) and a "techy" writing style (it's what I've done to earn a crust for much longer than I care to remember).

 

It's all part of who we are.

 

NOTE to other members: - Personal attacks on the open forum or by PM will not be tolerated!

 

 

Dear Crossy,

 

Is this true?

 

I have heard that OldChinaHam had his own writing style.

 

But, obviously, OCH's writing style is not like mine.

 

Correct?

 

In fact, it should be possible, in a perfect world, to change writing styles....almost...

At will.

 

I have tried to do so ....

Many times.

 

Unfortunately, I have never been able to quite completely shed one persona for the next.

 

And so,  this "OCH persona" has continued to dog me, no matter how hard I have tried to rid myself of the smell of it.

 

After all...

Ham is Ham...

No matter how you slice it....

 

And, 

Some just do not like pork.

 

 

 

 

[scottiejohn]

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Some just do not like pork.

Or you or your writing style!

I believe that they all stink in some people's opinion, IMO!

😃

Edited February 29 by scottiejohn

[Trippy]

Don't care about your writing style, but calling your fellow BM's Nitwits isn't very nice.

[Crossy]

3 minutes ago, Trippy said:

Don't care about your writing style, but calling your fellow BM's Nitwits isn't very nice.

 

At least he didn't name and shame me!!

[still kicking]

2 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

At least he didn't name and shame me!!

Well he can't can he?

[2baht]

39 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated.

Bye!

[Foxx]

I blocked all posts by the OP.  It just disappoints me that I still see topics he starts.  Any way to make him totally invisible? I have quite enough inane drivel in my life already.

By the way, wasn't he supposed to be moving to Japan and quitting this site? I guess it wasn't to be.

[Lacessit]

I expect other people's posts to occasionally be random and disjointed, GG rarely disappoints me.

I think of him as a slightly dotty uncle at a family gathering, farting into the chair cushion and hoping none will contain moisture.

Sometimes, said uncle will produce a pearl of wisdom.

I wonder if GG ever saw the French film "Tante Danielle"? His postings remind me of her character.

 

[KannikaP]

46 minutes ago, Crossy said:

@GammaGlobulin we ALL have a writing style, just like we all have an accent and an <insert appropriate slang term for rectum here>.

 

I have a Bolton accent (check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube) and a "techy" writing style (it's what I've done to earn a crust for much longer than I care to remember).

 

It's all part of who we are.

 

 

NOTE to other members: - Personal attacks on the open forum or by PM will not be tolerated!

 

Ah Crossy, it's from Fred  you get all your practical knowledge then. Fabulous programmes continually reshown on documentary channels. Love them. 

Me Mam were born in Breightmet.

Edited February 29 by KannikaP

[stubuzz]

47 minutes ago, Crossy said:

(check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube)

I use his videos as an ice-breaker for safety classes.

[Crossy]

2 minutes ago, stubuzz said:

I use his videos as an ice-breaker for safety classes.

 

"You only fall off once!"

[Andre0720]

56 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

 

Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style.

 

 

I would most happily oblige, except that....

I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style.

 

Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit.

 

According to this MEMBER, I cause affront.

 

Affront is not my intention, I can assure you.

 

It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront.

 

So, anyway....

 

If you wish me to stop posting....

 

And....

 

I think that you do....

 

Then....

 

I will.

 

I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated.

 

And, if this makes your day.....

Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you.

 

Best regards,...and....

As always....

 

Gamma

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I think that you have a 'style' in writing, which I actually enjoy seeing in your posts

Ok ok, maybe not all, but I like your style.....

[GammaGlobulin]

Before my first appearance as OCH....

I was ....

 

Daphne du Maurier

[sipi]

I can't string more than three words together.

Edited February 29 by sipi
Reason for edit. Spelt "can't" wrong.

[stoner]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style.

 

on a roll today with the insults. 

 

 

[sipi]

I'll try to respond without sounding insulting.

I can just handle skipping through your posts, but your not the type of person I'd like to meet.

[GammaGlobulin]

25 minutes ago, sipi said:

I'll try to respond without sounding insulting.

I can just handle skipping through your posts, but your not the type of person I'd like to meet.

 

Likewise.

 

Still, IF you are Asian, then I would like to meet you.

 

If you are Farang.....then...probably...

Forget about it.

 

(All Farang with a PhD...are welcome to contact me.  SERIOUSLY.)

 

 

 

Edited February 29 by GammaGlobulin

[Lacessit]

46 minutes ago, sipi said:

I can't string more than three words together.

You just did.

[Lacessit]

16 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Likewise.

 

Still, IF you are Asian, then I would like to meet you.

 

If you are Farang.....then...probably...

Forget about it.

 

(All Farang with a PhD...are welcome to contact me.  SERIOUSLY.)

 

 

 

I don't have a PhD, although I did give some of them a hard time when I was working. Narrow specializations.

A good friend of mine once explained the acronym actually stood for Piled Higher and Deeper.

[GammaGlobulin]

9 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I don't have a PhD, although I did give some of them a hard time when I was working. Narrow specializations.

A good friend of mine once explained the acronym actually stood for Piled Higher and Deeper.

 

Please, Sir, let us never forget....

The importance of....Benchwork.

 

Take Care!!!!!

 

 

Edited February 29 by GammaGlobulin

[ABCDBKK]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

 

Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style.

 

 

I would most happily oblige, except that....

I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style.

 

Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit.

 

According to this MEMBER, I cause affront.

 

Affront is not my intention, I can assure you.

 

It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront.

 

So, anyway....

 

If you wish me to stop posting....

 

And....

 

I think that you do....

 

Then....

 

I will.

 

I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated.

 

And, if this makes your day.....

Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you.

 

Best regards,...and....

As always....

 

Gamma

Dear Gamma,

 

Your verbal tapestry, woven with threads of wit and whimsy, has graced our digital halls with a charm unmatched. Yet, like a rogue comet streaking through the night sky, your brilliance may be too dazzling for some mortal eyes to behold.

 

While your prose pirouettes with the grace of a clumsy ballerina, it seems the audience clamors for a different tune, a quieter stage. Should you choose to heed their call and bid adieu to the virtual amphitheater, know that your absence will be felt, like the echo of laughter in an empty chamber.

 

But fear not, dear wordsmith, for your legacy shall endure, a beacon of mirth in the vast expanse of the internet. And if, perchance, your departure brings solace to those weary souls who seek respite from the cacophony of cyberspace, then let it be a testament to the power of your pen.

 

In the grand opera of online discourse, let silence be your final aria, a symphony of serenity amidst the digital din.

 

With fond regards and a tip of the hat to your literary exploits, adios and hasta la vista baby. 

[scottiejohn]

27 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:

In the grand opera of online discourse, let silence be your final aria, a symphony of serenity amidst the digital din.

I hope and pray that the Gabling Gob takes your advice but unfortunately the idiot will start up again spouting forth it's usual garbage!

 

PS;  Have a look at "it's" posting times!

They do not equate to those of a normal human being that claims to be presently living in CM. 

Edited February 29 by scottiejohn

[GammaGlobulin]

7 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I hope and pray that the Gabling Gob takes your advice but unfortunately the idiot will start up again spouting forth it's usual garbage!

 

PS;  Have a look at "it's" posting times!

They do not equate to those of a normal human being that claims to be presently living in CM. 

 

I highly doubt that, if asked, you could prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you are normal.

 

I mean, how could you, having grown up in a granite quarry?

 

Also, I would really like to know....

 

What is so good about Aberdeen?

 

Name just ONE THING, if you can.

 

Thank you.

 

 

[johng]

35 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

What is so good about Aberdeen?

 

It's high quality granite is "world renown"

[scottiejohn]

7 minutes ago, johng said:

 

It's high quality granite is "world renown"

And the Gatling Gob has been spouting forth from "it's" granite single brain cell again which explains the continuous outpouring of the verbal/keyboard 

diarrhea that spews out ad infinitum from "it"!

"It" is as solid as a rock and as useless unless you wish to bury and build something useful above it and "it" preferably underneath "it's" folly monument!

 

 

[still kicking]

4 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

And the Gatling Gob has been spouting forth from "it's" granite single brain cell again which explains the continuous outpouring of the verbal/keyboard 

diarrhea that spews out ad infinitum from "it"!

"It" is as solid as a rock and as useless unless you wish to bury and build something useful above it and "it" preferably underneath "it's" folly monument!

 

 

Now I know why you follow worst joke ever.

[ABCDBKK]

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Is this true?

 

I have heard that OldChinaHam had his own writing style.

 

But, obviously, OCH's writing style is not like mine.

 

Correct?

 

In fact, it should be possible, in a perfect world, to change writing styles....almost...

At will.

 

I have tried to do so ....

Many times.

 

Unfortunately, I have never been able to quite completely shed one persona for the next.

 

And so,  this "OCH persona" has continued to dog me, no matter how hard I have tried to rid myself of the smell of it.

 

After all...

Ham is Ham...

No matter how you slice it....

 

And, 

Some just do not like pork.

Dear Gamma,

 

Ah, like a stubborn stain on the fabric of cyberspace, the specter of personas past continues to haunt thee. Indeed, the elusive pursuit of shedding one's literary skin is akin to chasing shadows in the moonlight.

 

Yet, as the wise sages of old have proclaimed, "Ham is Ham," and verily, some palates do not favor the taste of swine. Your valiant efforts to metamorphose into a new guise are commendable, though it seems the cloak of OCH hangs heavy upon thy shoulders.

 

In the grand tapestry of online discourse, each thread contributes to the rich mosaic of voices, yet perhaps, it is time for one thread to gracefully bow out, allowing the symphony to play on without discord.

 

Like a weary traveler seeking respite from the relentless march of words, consider the tranquil shores of silence, where the cacophony of keyboards is replaced by the gentle rustle of wind through the digital ether.

 

As the curtain falls on this chapter of verbosity, let us bid adieu to the quill and parchment, and embrace the serenity of the unwritten word.

 

With heartfelt regards and a whisper of farewell...