alanrchase Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 7 minutes ago, bob smith said: we are on the pi$$ now where are you??? bob. Wow, on the pi$$ by midday. I'm at home about to have an after lunch icecream. I'm not the one who claims to be a hard drinking womaniser though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdemundo Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Sounds like Bob is Tom's biatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbee2022 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 5 hours ago, bob smith said: 3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home.. last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry. tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it. I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up. we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!! what's that all about? tom wasn't pleased. he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet. poor lad. whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal?? she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card! it's getting to be beyond a joke now. I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!! it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game. I've had it up to here!!! bob. To trade her in would be a challenging job for you I suppose. To please her 24/7 just to get what you're missing now. Btw there is always a Pizza delivery service. So to go hungry to bed was not necessary. Also on your way home it would have been easy to buy some bites to carry home for all of you, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBKK Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 She probably wasn't overjoyed you were bringing a boyfriend home Bob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 3 minutes ago, BobBKK said: She probably wasn't overjoyed you were bringing a boyfriend home Bob Noted. Next time I will bring 3 girls home instead. Bob. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan O Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 5 hours ago, bob smith said: I'm thinking about binning her to be honest. Life's too short.. Bob. Bob, How many times have you said this and posted about it? Put on your big boy panties and deal with it. She's not a slave and if you talk to her like you speak to restaurant owners and bar keeps not to mention your neighbors then you made your own bed. Although personally I think your are just a Troll Poster fishing for replies with your made up stories. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBKK Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 26 minutes ago, bob smith said: Noted. Next time I will bring 3 girls home instead. Bob. From one Bob to another... good thinking! 🤪 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surasak Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 5 hours ago, bob smith said: I think I've just figured out a way to get her back.. I know the mall opens at 10, they've gone for coffee first.. so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call. then play dumb as long as I can.. should be fun 😄 bob. Playing dumb wont be so hard, I'm sure! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonian Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 There once was a man named Bob, Whose wife's cooking skills did hob, With credit cards swiping, And friends out gallivanting, Perhaps Bob should learn to cook corn on the cob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 5 minutes ago, teutonian said: There once was a man named Bob, Whose wife's cooking skills did hob, With credit cards swiping, And friends out gallivanting, Perhaps Bob should learn to cook corn on the cob! Worst poem ever. Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cncltd1973 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 you two should join that swingers club 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAFETY FIRST Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 (edited) 6 hours ago, Ralf001 said: sitting in a boring management meeting. Management meeting. 🤔 Oh dear, misconduct, being disciplined again? 😂 Edited June 7 by SAFETY FIRST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keeps Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 6 hours ago, Ralf001 said: sitting in a boring management meeting. You taking the notes whiles the big boys discuss the business? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf001 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 13 minutes ago, Keeps said: You taking the notes whiles the big boys discuss the business? nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankypankee Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Mrs. Smith is bob's favorite and best go to fictional character. He recycles her for a new post whenever he runs out of ideas for a new made up story on how to bash the local population. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAFETY FIRST Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 (edited) 31 minutes ago, hankypankee said: Mrs. Smith is bob's favorite and best go to fictional character. He also has fictional friends........ Tom and Jimmy. And FRED 😂 Edited June 7 by SAFETY FIRST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Just now, SAFETY FIRST said: He also has fictional friends........ Tom and Jimmy. Not fictional.. Jimmy is coming to meet us tomorrow for the weekend and he is bringing his buddy Fred along too! Bob. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAFETY FIRST Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 (edited) 15 minutes ago, bob smith said: Not fictional.. Jimmy is coming to meet us tomorrow for the weekend and he is bringing his buddy Fred along too! Bob. I hope Mrs Smith has a nice meal for you guys this time. Edited June 7 by SAFETY FIRST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkok Barry Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 I've been trying to decide on the correct word to describe your posts. Amusing? Irrelevant? Pointless? Funny? All four and more? The one thing they are not is insulting to others and I, for one, thank you for that. You're a harmless old codger. Or bonkers 😁 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 1 minute ago, Bangkok Barry said: I've been trying to decide on the correct word to describe your posts. Amusing? Irrelevant? Pointless? Funny? All four and more? The one thing they are not is insulting to others and I, for one, thank you for that. You're a harmless old codger. Or bonkers 😁 I'm neither mate. Just another member sharing my experiences about life in Thailand with other members.. Nothing more, nothing less. Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailand49 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 If you havent had the conversation do it quickly. My assumption it shouldnt matter but she is Thai? If not even mote necessary the talk. If Thai, you a bit late she is already traded but down if in Thailand. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bundooman Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 10 hours ago, bob smith said: 3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home.. last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry. tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it. I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up. we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!! what's that all about? tom wasn't pleased. he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet. poor lad. whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal?? she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card! it's getting to be beyond a joke now. I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!! it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game. I've had it up to here!!! bob. Ladyboy younger model sounds right up your back alley. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
still kicking Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 10 hours ago, bob smith said: She's never worked in a bar. She's too clever for that. But recently she's getting to clever for her own good.! Bob. She can't be that clever she married you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumpChange Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 In a town where the nights are long, Lived a man named Bob, with tales of wrong. His wife, she spent, with a lavish hand, On shoes and jewels from every land. She'd scoff at the stove, with a frown and a sigh, No meals she'd cook, no pies or rye. Her joy was found in a shopper's spree, While Bob's bank balance would often plea. But Bob had his vices, wild and free, He’d slip out at night, for a drink or three. With friends and laughter, the hours flew, In smoky bars, the bottles grew. He danced with women, in the shadows dim, In a world of neon, where morals were slim. Debauchery's call, a siren's sweet song, In Bob's reckless heart, he could do no wrong. Their lives entwined in a web so tight, Of broken vows and endless nights. A tale of excess, both loss and gain, Where love was lost, but thrill remained. So Bob and his wife, in a life's cruel twist, Found solace in pleasures, too fleeting to list. A dance of indulgence, a heedless flight, Into the arms of a never-ending night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Bob ... I just got back to my condo and I'm half p_ssed ... I've had many pints today. I'm p_ssed as a parrot and I'll get a peanut butter sandwich and then i'm sleep. if i wake up tomorrow .... i'm ok .... if not i'm dead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumpChange Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said: I hope Mrs Smith has a nice meal for you guys this time. Maybe they all take turns eating mrs smith's hot dog and eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumpChange Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Just now, steven100 said: Bob ... I just got back to my condo and I'm half p_ssed ... I've had many pints today. I'm p_ssed as a parrot and I'll get a peanut butter sandwich and then i'm sleep. if i wake up tomorrow .... i'm ok .... if not i'm dead Was that an attempt to see how many words starting with the letter "p" you can put in a phrase? Well, I think you forgot a couple of the more important ones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 8 minutes ago, ChumpChange said: Maybe they all take turns eating mrs smith's hot dog and eggs. i'll pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Aged Grouch Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Is Mrs Smith Thai ? If so, quit. Is she westerner ? If so, same thing, quit. With all the soapys around, why on the earth would you get married ? Far more fun in life to be single in Thailand or elsewhere, then to be in some costly relationship that generates conflictual frustrations or financial burdens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokReady Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 11 hours ago, bob smith said: she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card! Why are you letting her spend your money if she isn't keeping up her end of the deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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