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Jet And Noobie Hair Tousling And Name Calling

allow Jet to continue initiation rites? 43 members have voted

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    • yes
      40%
      16
    • no
      27%
      11
    • don't care
      32%
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I like the name Bud, it sounds very manly. It also just so happens that I am also a whizz at Nintendo Wii 10 pin bowling (but crap at the real thing). Thank you JG. I'm not sure about the apricot shirt though.

Yours Bud

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U wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?

I don't know but do you want to be in my gang

<<<< hok, hok hok hok :o

I like the name Bud, it sounds very manly. It also just so happens that I am also a whizz at Nintendo Wii 10 pin bowling (but crap at the real thing). Thank you JG. I'm not sure about the apricot shirt though.

Yours Bud

I like bud's as well.. :D:o:D

I like the name Bud, it sounds very manly. It also just so happens that I am also a whizz at Nintendo Wii 10 pin bowling (but crap at the real thing). Thank you JG. I'm not sure about the apricot shirt though.

Yours Bud

Hey Bud! 10 pin bowling? I'm excellent at the real thing. I have many league and championship trophies. However, I don't even know what a 'nintendo' is. Is it something Japanese?

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I like the name Bud, it sounds very manly. It also just so happens that I am also a whizz at Nintendo Wii 10 pin bowling (but crap at the real thing). Thank you JG. I'm not sure about the apricot shirt though.

Yours Bud

Of course you like the name. I always pick the right name.

Sorry, it's 11-pin bowling.

Tuff titty says our Itty Bitty (I am allowed to put words in her mouth): The polyester shirt is powder BLUE, the colour of the embroidered name on the breast pocket is APRICOT. Pay attention, Buddy Boy.

Radar has not mentioned his name or his treatment at the hands of the butcher, the baker and the website maker.

Sceaspit: You better haul Beakboy's sorry a** in here. And where's Twinkie? If we roll Radar over to Tigger, he'll just have cat slobber all over. Thaddy should have picked Radar up with his fork by now. I think Bopper is waitng to teach him "All Along the Watch Tower" on the glockenspiel and Blaster is to coach him on how to be a killer tomato -- don't keep them waiting.

"There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief,

"There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.

Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth,

None of them along the line know what any of it is worth."

"No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke,

"There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.

But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate,

So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late."

All along the watchtower, princes kept the view

While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.

Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl,

Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.

The Tiger

I like the name Bud, it sounds very manly. It also just so happens that I am also a whizz at Nintendo Wii 10 pin bowling (but crap at the real thing). Thank you JG. I'm not sure about the apricot shirt though.

Yours Bud

Hey Bud! 10 pin bowling? I'm excellent at the real thing. I have many league and championship trophies.

So have I, well not many but a couple, haven't played for years now (my knees pack in too quickly)

And dear Jettie, don't worry, I've got Radar in my sights, so to speak. The fork has been in the furnace for the last few days, I bent it on some suit of armour, but back to 100% prodability now and he'll be a marshmallow at the first indication of showing signs of sanity :o

With Mistress Jet's unfortunate naggings of self-doubt and inadequacy (hence the poll - seeking reassurance) in respect of her presidency of naming and initiation rites... and mentioned only to impute a veneer of remaining 'on topic', I conducted some highly scientific research into the origins of names and discovered that PING = Playful Individual Needing Gratification. Yer, well...

http://sexy.namedecoder.com/

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PING = Playful Individual Needing Gratification. Yer, well...

Ya, well tell it to general forum, Chairman, coz we don't care and you ain't be that name no mo iwhen yu be n Beddies.

Nononononono, Tiggy and Thaddy. I changed it to ELEVEN-pin bowling. You wanna scratch out the 10 on your trophies Tigs, fine. But, please, if you wanna talk about the finer points of strike and spare strategy, take it to the sports forum or I shall surely die of boredom.

I do not have self-esteem, gratification or lawn-mower issues, Bud. I am being Roman forum-like by offering the right of Beddites to choose. Although I always do what I want regardless of the way the vote swings.

It's only those that want to go along with kissing your arse that are going to bother voting anyway, so hardly a real representation of what everybody wants is it. I personally wish you would stick your sycophantic claptrap up your arse and p**s off, I know a lot of people agree, but there either too polite to tell you or are just living in hope that you slip up big style and get banned, there's always hope.

As for the initiation bullshit, you made it all up anyway so why don't you just carry on regardless, you want to dominate what happens in Bedlam by trying to make it a little feelgood club for you and your 'buddies' because you're very self centred.

... and Mistress Jet speaks highly of you too, Robski :o

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It's only those that want to go along with kissing your arse that are going to bother voting anyway, so hardly a real representation of what everybody wants is it. I personally wish you would stick your sycophantic claptrap up your arse and p**s off, I know a lot of people agree, but there either too polite to tell you or are just living in hope that you slip up big style and get banned, there's always hope.

As for the initiation bullshit, you made it all up anyway so why don't you just carry on regardless, you want to dominate what happens in Bedlam by trying to make it a little feelgood club for you and your 'buddies' because you're very self centred.

Well, I do thank you for my avatar, Robski. Kiss my backside? OK. People get to know each other here. Is it a club? Sure. Join and share. I only try to add some fun. Why are you being so contrite about this? Only wanna talk about food aid and HIV? Some of us have probs you can't even fathom and this forum gives us comic relief. Go pass out your pamphlets somewhere else.

99% of my contributions to this forum and all of my snipes have been purely in jest. The comic relief angle is spot on. If there is some genuine anger/dissension in this forum, it is a great pity (and totally unnecessary)... My assumption that the contributors to this forum were of such maturity as to be beyond playground bickering seems to have been mistaken. (And that's no joke.)

Having considered my above post (and for some reason being unable to edit it), I wish to point out two things:

1. I was not having a go at anyone in particular - I am not into taking sides where avoidable.

2. The forum name is Bedlam and I would have thought that this speaks for itself.

3. I overlooked the fact that as a newbie to this forum, my considered opinions will be viewed as not being worth a knob of goat sh!t (enter the wag who says 'yes they will'...)

4. I can't count.

I like the name Bud, it sounds very manly. It also just so happens that I am also a whizz at Nintendo Wii 10 pin bowling (but crap at the real thing). Thank you JG. I'm not sure about the apricot shirt though.

Yours Bud

Hey Bud! 10 pin bowling? I'm excellent at the real thing. I have many league and championship trophies.

So have I, well not many but a couple, haven't played for years now (my knees pack in too quickly)

My knees give me problems too! And I haven't played for a couple of years. Although that's not why I stopped, life was just too busy! Must get back into it.

I tried that name generator and was shocked at the result!

S.U.E.G.H.A.: Stud Undertaking Erotic Gratification and Hot Affection.

Oh, and a brief note to robski. Lighten up man!

Note to Jettie. Jet you are doing a great job - keep it up! How about a nick for robski, "Caustic"? What do ya think?

I tried that name generator and was shocked at the result!

S.U.E.G.H.A.: Stud Undertaking Erotic Gratification and Hot Affection.

:o (Makes my result look a bit 'limp')

What about this then:

J.E.T. G.O.R.G.O.N.: Jealous Exciting Temptress Gladly Offering Rapturous Gratification and Overwhelming Necking

What about this then:

J.E.T. G.O.R.G.O.N.: Jealous Exciting Temptress Gladly Offering Rapturous Gratification and Overwhelming Necking

Seems you and Mistress Jet have a lot in common... :D:o

I like that name thingy...... can't decide which one I like best though.

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Ooooh, the second! I shall never call you Thaddy again - Thaddeus has a much better sound to it... :o:D

Although I always do what I want regardless of the way the vote swings.

Exactly, q.e.d. this thread is all about massaging your ego, I don't do ego massage or sympathy, so P**S off. :o

Hey Robski, you get out of bed the wrong side today, or what?

[sceaspit: You better haul Beakboy's sorry a** in here.

Hey I've been busy and up country but I did reply to the "let 'em havit Jet" vote button yesterday when I got back in town.

CB

Name generator showed the usual prejudice against people with more than ten letters in their name so made myself one.

Strange

Curmudgeony

Elephantine

Animal

Denies

Unsociably

Gross

Excesses.

Non-egotism

Generally

Acknowledged.

Hey Robski, you get out of bed the wrong side today, or what?

It's a common theme. Runs out of intelligence and reaches into a big bag of belligerence to fill the void.

Yeh whatever Vic, you're not exactly an angel either, got quite a bite on you too, I know I've been on the receiving end of it.

Anyway, for what it's worth, I am velly, velly solly Jet, yep I am a miserable old killjoy sometimes,

but I do have a concience even though I have trouble finding it in the dark.

Right now my concience is kicking me very hard in the head, I'm sure you would like to join in!

SORRY FOR BEING A GRUMPY SHITBAG

Name generator showed the usual prejudice against people with more than ten letters in their name so made myself one.

Strange

Curmudgeony

Elephantine

Animal

Denies

Unsociably

Gross

Excesses.

Non-egotism

Generally

Acknowledged.

Scea, that's me, that is! :o

Dreamy

One

Needing

Naughty

Affection

O.L.D. C.R.O.C.: - Outstanding Lover Deftly Conferring Rapturous Orgasms and Caresses

This thing's good!

We should get together Donna. :o

ok...let me think about it then...

alright. youre on old croc.

thing is, mines 100% accurate!

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