Don't have the desire to chase the next best anymore and I'm probably much younger than most here. You all are living large - funny thread!

 

How many women or women like specimens are you all sleeping with on an average week?

Just now, stoner said:

 

A wet noodle is a wet noodle.

you haven't, have you?

 

bob.

Just now, atpeace said:

How many women or women like specimens are you all sleeping with on an average week?

I like to keep it to a woman a day.

 

so 7 a week.

 

bob.

3 minutes ago, atpeace said:

Don't have the desire to chase the next best anymore and I'm probably much younger than most here. You all are living large - funny thread!

 

How many women or women like specimens are you all sleeping with on an average week?

 

I'm 47 and haven't had sex in 5 months

4 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you haven't, have you?

 

bob.

 

5mg

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I like to keep it to a woman a day.

 

so 7 a week.

 

bob.

and the wife + self gratification - lots of mileage on that pecker

 

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

Doing stuff with a LB in the afternoon then going home and hammering the wife of an evening does not make me a homosexual.

 

bob.

Makes you a Bi-Sexual = a switch hitter.....

Just now, atpeace said:

and the wife + self gratification - lots of mileage on that pecker

 

...it's a very well oiled machine mate!

 

bob.

1 minute ago, stoner said:

 

I'm 47 and haven't had sex in 5 months

Talking real sex i assume

3 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

I'm 47 and haven't had sex in 5 months

honestly??

 

you are in Phuket, aren't you?

 

just walk outside your front door for gods sake!

maybe stop skinning up for a minute.

 

bob.

3 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

I'm 47 and haven't had sex in 5 months

Counting or not counting the times you had it when you were alone? 

I would like to put Bobs statement to the test with Salma Helek.

And I would be thinking .....blimey , I've got my todgerr in Salma Helek !   

 

 

 

Just now, bob smith said:

honestly??

 

you are in Phuket, aren't you?

 

just walk outside your front door for gods sake!

 

bob.

I have a close friend who I used to go hunting with regularly. Was great fun and we have some great pig slaying stories. But sadly he’s developed some emotional issues and he told me he hasn’t done it in years. Shocking, but it seems to happen to some. Age plays a role too I guess. Well, I’m probably older than you and I haven’t slowed down at all. But to each his own needs. 

5 minutes ago, atpeace said:

Talking real sex i assume

 

yes. divinyls principal excepted. 

5 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Counting or not counting the times you had it when you were alone? 

 

i plead the 5th. 

6 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

Makes you a Bi-Sexual = a switch hitter.....

Yup, he’s an uphill gardener that fishes on both sides of the boat. A true pillowbiter of the highest order. Lol. 

Just now, stoner said:

 

i plead the 5th. 

Don't worry, even if you switch hands it still counts. 

Just now, FriscoKid said:

A true pillowbiter of the highest order. Lol. 

...takes on to know one!

 

fancy biting my pillow tonight?

 

bob.

6 minutes ago, bob smith said:

honestly??

 

you are in Phuket, aren't you?

 

just walk outside your front door for gods sake!

maybe stop skinning up for a minute.

 

bob.

 

came home to see my parents etc for a while. long story but i'm the youngest so it was a necessity after a death in our family. 

1 minute ago, stoner said:

 

yes. divinyls principal excepted. 

You must be rolling in cash. What has replaced the tail chasing.

Just now, bob smith said:

...takes on to know one!

 

fancy biting my pillow tonight?

 

bob.

Well, if you put it that way…

 

NO!

 

lol

3 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

pillowbiter

 

this one is derogatory too. cant really say those kinds of things anymore.  

Just now, stoner said:

 

this one is derogatory too. cant really say those kinds of things anymore.  

Uh-oh, got the PC derogatory police after me now. Help! Save me please….

2 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

this one is derogatory too. cant really say those kinds of things anymore.  

How about plowing the back nine?

2 minutes ago, atpeace said:

You must be rolling in cash. What has replaced the tail chasing.

 

had enough fun to last multiple lifetimes and then some. came out of it unscathed. i look at my life and realize..... i would rather not be alone. 

 

 

happiness isn't real unless shared. 

christopher mccandless

1 minute ago, FriscoKid said:

How about plowing the back nine?

 

at one time i shot a 3 under on the back to end up 2 under for the day. unfortunately a friend went 5 under on the back to tie me. forced a playoff. i pared the first hole and he birdied.

 

 

 

Just now, stoner said:

 

had enough fun to last multiple lifetimes and then some. came out of it unscathed. i look at my life and realize..... i would rather not be alone. 

 

 

happiness isn't real unless shared. 

christopher mccandless

Well, I could share my thoughts but not the thread do so 🙂  Good on finding that someone but still confused.  You have sex with him/her?

1 minute ago, stoner said:

happiness isn't real unless shared. 

christopher mccandless

...next he'll be telling us he's going to Alaska!

 

bob.

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

that's all I have to say.

 

Latinos make the best lovers,

hands down.

 

They are way better in bed, more dominant, less conservative, more confident, passionate, and way more fun!

I have had so much fun with those girls over the years. The dating game here was a massive disappointment in comparison..

 

Latin girls are the best girls in the world.

 

bob.

My Latino wasn’t South American she was Italian from Rome and I have to agree they are great lovers as she was unbelievably good in bed. Being honest I don’t really think Thai women are that great they’re a bit too shy and reserved for me.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

...next he'll be telling us he's going to Alaska!

 

bob.

 

society man.....society.