Bald, Fat, Sweaty, Hairy, Old, and Boring

[2baht]

3 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

It's an expensive one, the Mrs buys it. 

 

Send me an inbox message, I'll get the exact details and let you know. 

 

Thanks, but I am quite capable of making my own decisions! That's seems a bit unusual here where so many cannot think for themselves!

What color pickup should I buy?

Why is my dog barking all night?

Should I buy a Honda Scoopy or a Wave? 

Will it be raining in the middle of September? 

Do you think Trump will be shot grazed again?

 Where can I find the cheapest box of matches in Pattaya?

[NoshowJones]

On 8/22/2024 at 6:27 AM, Gsxrnz said:

Don't wear a wife-beater, especially a beer branded one. Don't grow your thinning hair unfashionably long, and dye it jet black.  Don't wear socks, especially black socks and sandals.

 

Instant promotion to hansum man.

In normal circumstances does anyone really notice what you wear on your feet? I wear socks and sandals for their comfort all the time. I never wear shorts as I think they look dreadful on a grown man.

[BritManToo]

4 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Thanks, but I am quite capable of making my own decisions! That's seems a bit unusual here where so many cannot think for themselves!

What color pickup should I buy?

Why is my dog barking all night?

Should I buy a Honda Scoopy or a Wave? 

Will it be raining in the middle of September? 

Do you think Trump will be shot grazed again?

 Where can I find the cheapest box of matches in Pattaya?

1. white

2. don't know

3. wave

4. yes

5. don't care

6. get a lighter

 

Hope my answers helped you.

[2baht]

On 8/22/2024 at 6:27 AM, Gsxrnz said:

Don't wear a wife-beater, especially a beer branded one. Don't grow your thinning hair unfashionably long, and dye it jet black.  Don't wear socks, especially black socks and sandals.

 

Instant promotion to hansum man.

Man! You are sooo cool!

[NoshowJones]

On 8/22/2024 at 7:17 AM, ravip said:

How will you be treated by the locals? Will they treat you nicely, even if you look far from being Tom Cruise?

 

I guess its not really your looks that matter. The treatment you get will solely depend on your own behavior,

 

If I was sitting alone on a bench and another guy with thick facial hair sat down beside me I would get up and leave immediately.

[bob smith]

On 8/22/2024 at 6:09 AM, Alpha84 said:

How will you be treated by the locals? Will they treat you nicely, even if you look far from being Tom Cruise?

If you are by nature an ugly git, then the locals will treat you as nicely as your wallet allows.

 

If you are like me, naturally handsome and well endowed with a confident attitude and takes no BS, then you will be treated infinitely worse.

 

I think in Thailand it is better to be old, ugly and rich than good looking, confident and poor.

 

By Thai standards I am relatively well off, but I don't really flaunt it (anymore). I never tip, dress normally, don't drive a flash car and only carry in my pocket what I need to get me through the day.

 

bob.

[BritManToo]

Just now, bob smith said:

If you are by nature an ugly git, then the locals will treat you as nicely as your wallet allows.

 

If you are like me, naturally handsome and well endowed with a confident attitude and takes no BS, then you will be treated infinitely worse.

 

I think in Thailand it is better to be old, ugly and rich than good looking, confident and poor.

 

By Thai standards I am relatively well off, but I don't flaunt it. I never tip, dress normally, don't drive a flash car and only carry in my pocket what I need.

 

bob.

Women treat you depending on what they think they can get from you.

Don't think they really care about your looks, age or smell that much.

[NoshowJones]

19 hours ago, newbee2022 said:

If you would have checked the latest photos of Tom Cruise you would be happy to see that you look nicer than him.

I would take it as an insult if someone would compare me with Tom Cruise.🤗

Well lets say a young Elvis then.

[2baht]

2 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

1. white

2. don't know

3. wave

4. yes

5. don't care

6. get a lighter

 

Hope my answers helped you.

I was asking for a friend! If you read the OP, I said I have no problem making decisions!

 

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

 

 

By Thai standards I am relatively well off, but I don't flaunt it. I never tip, dress normally, don't drive a flash car and only carry in my pocket what I need.

 

bob.

How often do you break out the Rolex, Bob?

[ravip]

5 minutes ago, NoshowJones said:

If I was sitting alone on a bench and another guy with thick facial hair sat down beside me I would get up and leave immediately.

I guess you are not breaking any law. 

[2baht]

5 minutes ago, NoshowJones said:

If I was sitting alone on a bench and another guy with thick facial hair sat down beside me I would get up and leave immediately.

SO what, no one cares! 🙄Would you like advice on where to go???

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, 2baht said:

I was asking for a friend! If you read the OP, I said I have no problem making decisions!

 

How often do you break out the Rolex, Bob?

only when I want to show off.

 

The rolex hasn't been taken for a spin for ages now!

 

bob.

[BritManToo]

7 minutes ago, NoshowJones said:

If I was sitting alone on a bench and another guy with thick facial hair sat down beside me I would get up and leave immediately.

I'd only move if he tried to talk to me.

[SAFETY FIRST]

37 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Thanks, but I am quite capable of making my own decisions! That's seems a bit unusual here where so many cannot think for themselves!

What color pickup should I buy?

Why is my dog barking all night?

Should I buy a Honda Scoopy or a Wave? 

Will it be raining in the middle of September? 

Do you think Trump will be shot grazed again?

 Where can I find the cheapest box of matches in Pattaya?

Here we go again, some here are so miserable and bored they must be rude and hostile to others. 

 

You asked me a question, I answered it politely, now you are antagonizing me. 

 

I see you are one of those people. 

I hope you get well soon. 

Now leave me alone and go bug someone else. 

 

Let's stick to the topic Bald, Fat, Sweaty, Hairy, Old, and Boring 

[2baht]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

only when I want to show off.

 

The rolex hasn't been taken for a spin for ages now!

 

bob.

Take care, mate!

[bob smith]

28 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

now you are antagonizing me. 

....it is rather easy to be honest!

 

bob.

[NoshowJones]

46 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Who is Tom Cruise??? Does he do anything useful??? Does he get fairly paid for what he does???

if you are talking about looks surely height must come into it also, what height is Tom Cruise?

[SAFETY FIRST]

8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

....it's quite easy to do to be honest!

 

bob.

Yes, I've seen many here direct nasty comments at you, you handle these antagonizers much better than I do. 

 

Different personalities, I see you make comments to members directly and post a thread most days. 

 

I'm different, mostly I will make a comment regarding the article/OP, I rarely post a thread and rarely directly comment to a members comment if not directed at me, I scroll past ignoring the many stupid remarks and comments I read but some here can't scroll past, they must stick their nose in and antagonize. 

 

Have a nice day BS 

[2baht]

2 minutes ago, NoshowJones said:

if you are talking about looks surely height must come into it also, what height is Tom Cruise?

I don't really give a $#!t how tall this Cruise fellow claims to be! I really don't care how cute he is! 

[GammaGlobulin]

Bald, Fat, Sweaty, and more....

 

Marlon would become all these things, in due time.

 

But, why do we not remember him for what he once was....before...

His Last Tango in Paris....?

 

 

 

 

[2baht]

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Bald, Fat, Sweaty, and more....

 

Marlon would become all these things, in due time.

 

But, why do we not remember him for what he once was....before...

His Last Tango in Paris....?

 

  

 

Well done GG, less than 35 words! I'm astounded! 

[bob smith]

7 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Have a nice day BS 

I was until you ruined it!!

 

bob.

[SAFETY FIRST]

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I was until you ruined it!!

 

bob.

Oh well, you stuck your nose in to the conversation, next time mind your own business. 

 

Let's stick to the topic Bald, Fat, Sweaty, Hairy, Old, and Boring 

 

Enjoy your miserable day 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

39 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Thanks, but I am quite capable of making my own decisions! That's seems a bit unusual here where so many cannot think for themselves!

 

What is your special strategy for reaching your decisions?

 

Joss Sticks?

 

OR....

IIAOBEI....

 

 

((No worries, Folks....because....very soon I will be removing all these NITWIT watermarks, before I post any images....Please be patient until I do.  Thank you.

[bob smith]

9 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Oh well, you stuck your nose in to the conversation, next time mind your own business. 

Nah, don't think I will..

 

I don't like being happy anyway, as you well know.

 

Cheers for ruining my day and bringing me back to a sense of normality!

 

bob.

[GammaGlobulin]

6 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Well done GG, less than 35 words! I'm astounded! 

 

So am I....maybe....

 

[brianthainess]

Their are quite a lot of Thais that think being fat is a sign of wealth/prosperity..............

[SAFETY FIRST]

On 8/22/2024 at 6:09 AM, Alpha84 said:

 Fat, Sweaty, Hairy, Old, and Boring

How will you be treated by the locals?

This guy is always treated fairly by the locals. 

 

A chick magnet. 

 

[newnative]

On 8/22/2024 at 1:17 PM, Will B Good said:

 

Thought this was yet another thread about Trump.

Me, too!!!

[Hummin]

10 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

In your opinion.

Me as a better and younger version of Tom, or the character I described which you replied to? 

 

At least taller than Tom, jumped at the same drop zones, exercized at the same gym, done my share of stunts, and still in good physical shape. Even had larger crowds screaming my name, and also reckonized walking down the street. 

 

So?