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Birds, booze and banter remain the Pattaya attraction for Brits


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2 hours ago, CockneyGit said:

Fly thousands of miles on holiday to a beautiful, exotic destination with an amazing culture, just to get p*ssed up, eat fish 'n' chips and Sunday roast.

Oh dear !! 

I agree. I eat local and never eat roasts.

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53 minutes ago, Taboo2 said:

Pattaya is the world's largest Brothel

 

One of those sacred ANF Poster myths.

 

54 minutes ago, Taboo2 said:

a lot of Western Men are trapped in a nightmare of "sex less marriage", entitled women, spoiled kids and excessive taxes.

 

But now mostly skint, w*nking to porn on their computers in their council estates, finding hookups on apps, incels. Low sperm counts, becoming ever more effeminate if not gay or trans.

 

UK study shows 29% drop in sperm concentration

 

Hence the decline in the Brit demographic continues as it has since the fall of the GBPeso, as suggested by the OP.

 

58 minutes ago, Taboo2 said:

In other words, Pattaya is heaven for them.

 

No.

 

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36 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   The dream of endless alcohol and sex soon becomes a night mare  

No one is forced to partake in anything untoward....:thumbsup:

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1 hour ago, Taboo2 said:

Pattaya is the world's largest Brothel...and that is a good thing, because a lot of Western Men are trapped in a nightmare of "sex less marriage", entitled women, spoiled kids and excessive taxes.

 

In other words, Pattaya is heaven for them.

Yes, add full of Prostate cancer because they never ejaculate and depression.  Too scared to come here because their old hag nagging wives will take all their money.

Whose winning? 555

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1 minute ago, bkk6060 said:

Yes, add full of Prostate cancer and depression.  Too scared to come here because their old hag wives will take all their money.

Whose winning? 555

 

   I suppose that if those were your only two choices , and old had wife back home or a prostitute in Pattaya , the latter would be preferable 

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2 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   I suppose that if those were your only two choices , and old had wife back home or a prostitute in Pattaya , the latter would be preferable 

They have no personality or good looks. Not many options.

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1 hour ago, n00dle said:

doesn't he just look like a man with his fingers on the pulse

Well he looks like he probably just about still has a pulse

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55 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

Yes, there are a lot of English squatters living the dream as bar 'managers' on the Soi.

I think “Pimp Lackey” might be a more realistic job description. 
 

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3 minutes ago, maesariang said:

They have no personality or good looks. Not many options.

There is plenty of options in Pattaya.

About 25,000 options it has been estimated.

Gotta love having options 

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Would not a more accurate headline have been....?

 

Birds, babalicious ladyboys, booze, and banter remain the Pattaya attraction for Brits

 

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1 hour ago, champers said:

Pattaya isn't a Brits only destination. Naklua caters mainly for Germanic mongers, Naklua for Scandinavians. Aussies and Yanks, Canuks and  Kiwis are so likeable they can fit in anywhere.

So Naklua it is for Germans AND Skandies??

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17 minutes ago, Gecko123 said:

Would not a more accurate headline have been....?

 

Birds, babalicious ladyboys, booze, and banter remain the Pattaya attraction for Brits

 

 

Critical omissions: bashing; blather about footy.

 

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5 minutes ago, BigStar said:

 

No. Russians, too. Chinese, but Chinese are everywhere. Ni hao! (你好)

Sorry, I was quoting this.

Naklua caters mainly for Germanic mongers, Naklua for Scandinavians.

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10 hours ago, webfact said:

Everyone agrees that Pattaya is evolving into something different,

 

At last, maybe "roast lamb with mint sauce" appearing on the UK ex-pat menus!! Not only in Pattaya but throughout Thailand where it is always roast beef, pork or chicken - never lamb. Frozen lamb is available in MAKRO I believe?

I do know Thai people do not like lamb which is regarded as "stinky meat".

 

Roast Lamb with Mint Sauce

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2 hours ago, n00dle said:

 

 

And all of them approaching elderly status.

 

nobody sub 40 gives a <deleted> about pattaya whores enough to travel for them. 

Go to Myst or Insomnia nightclub any day of the week, any day of the year and tell me under 40s don't travel to Thailand for Pattaya 'whores'

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5 hours ago, Scouse123 said:

If that's all they have to live for, Fish and chips on Fridays, roast beef on Sundays and talking about their conquests of whores that are way past their sell by dates, I am so glad not to be part of that cityscape.

 

What a miserable existence.

 

 

Nothing wrong with older women. Experience brings knowledge.

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1 hour ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Are you seriously saying that you deliberately spread sexual diseases, or is that one of those hilarious bar stool jokes ?

Well Nicky, a lot of these bargirls are happy to work bareback.

 

And that is what often happens when they make that choice. 

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1 minute ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Are you carrying any sexual diseases that you know of ?

I would be amazed if I didn’t have herpes.

Mathematically speaking.

Everything else is currently cured, that I know of.

 

And you?

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5 hours ago, Scouse123 said:

If that's all they have to live for, Fish and chips on Fridays, roast beef on Sundays and talking about their conquests of whores that are way past their sell by dates, I am so glad not to be part of that cityscape.

 

What a miserable existence.

 

 

While claiming they are the quality tourists Thailand needs instead of other nationalities.

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3 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I would be amazed if I didn’t have herpes.

Mathematically speaking.

Everything else is currently cured, that I know of.

 

And you?

 

   No, I keep away from prostitutes and girls that have sex with guys like you .

   There's a rancid group of disease ridden low lifes and I try to avoid that group . 

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