Hisssssssssssssssssssss. That's my greeting to our new member culled from the pits of General this morning. His old name is Colin-O. I'm gonna dub him with his pet beddybies name when I finish work. Hic.

I see KerryD has canuckified all his greetings, like a typical hoser.

Pacific Northwesterns usually say, Hey, how ya doin? often inserting the correct conjugation of f* at a relevent spot to denote familiarity with the greetee, excepting moms, granmas and creditors.

Ni(n) hau? Ni you mei you chen ma? You good? You have any money? Mandarin

Mo kari makka? Did you make lots of money today? Osaka dialect for F*, how are ya?

Yoo aright? Dunno, some pommie slang for How the f* are ya?

Sain Baina uu? Mongolian for How art thou? Mongu bao he pijou dzai nar? Mandarin for where's the yurt and the beer, man?

Well, look who's here! Come in and take a load off. I just got a rhubarb crunch outta the oven and the coffee's on. Southern Alberta farm wife to anyone familiar who saunters onto her porch.

OH AND

mucho graisis p#nis (spanish for thank's alot cock)

estas hablando de mi verga?

estas hablando de mi verga?

uuhhh

estas hablando de mi verga?

uuhhh

He's either boasting or complaining about the gardener....... it's Kayo, it'll be the first one

well done thaddy my friend. well done.

Estas Hablando de mi Verga = Are you talking about my C*ck

(as opposed to CurlyBaiter's P*nis phrase above)

Oh.... What's it all about, Alfie?