Worst Joke Ever 2024

[still kicking]

11 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

 

I must be a 1 percenter  !

No he got a mop

[Nick Carter icp]

On 10/18/2024 at 9:00 AM, fredwiggy said:

 People who try to face every obstacle by themselves get worn down, and eventually it can lead to depression or worse. People need people, just as a man needs a woman and a woman needs a man. It doesn't make them weak but human.

 

   What obstacles are you referring too and how does a woman help solve them ?

   

[Chris Daley]

If I started again I wouldn't get a girlfriend.  I have realized that everything she does can be paid for.

 

Visa help and documents - Hire any Thai woman she will be more than happy to help.

Cooking - do it yourself

Entertainment - sex doll or internet porn

Washing - use a washing machine

Days out - enjoy your time alone.  thai women ahve zero sense of humor and you won't miss the conversations.

 

I currently support 3 extended families.  The amount of money I would save being alone in a condo.  I would be rich.  Get a condo near the school work and save every penny.

 

 

[thesetat2013]

On 10/17/2024 at 7:40 PM, georgegeorgia said:

So today I spent the afternoon in LK metro 

There was no alcohol but I sat in a bar which I was happy there was no alcohol I don't drink it!

 

But to get to the story I spoke to another farang and we brought up the topic he is known as Mr Independent because he does live in Pattaya without any support 

 

He won't have a GF he doesn't even have family back in Belgium 

And we watched and watched time and time again farangs elderly who NEED a girl friend as a mother figure 

 

Be brutally honest,how many of you expat guys living in Thailand Don't have a girlfriend or some emotional person support 

Are you independent or you NEED a person to be there 

Mr Independent doesn't ,a string Belgium man 

Sounds like when Mr. independent dies. No-one will know or care or do anything to get his body taken care of. I would hate to see what happens to him in the future if he gets old enough whereas he becomes senile or handicapped. I hope he is filthy rich to pay for someone to care for him since currently no-one does.