Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Danderman123]

15 minutes ago, Talon said:

 

I've been a US citizen since the 1950s. I have no idea who Susanlea is.   I just joined this forum. 

What part of Thailand do you live in?

[Keep Right]

It's not even close now. The great citizens of the United Stares have only one real choice for President and that is Donald Trump.

[Talon]

9 minutes ago, Danderman123 said:

What part of Thailand do you live in?

 

I have been in the Issan area for over 15 years; and I have traveled the Kingdom of Thailand extensively as far north as ChM and ChR and as far south as Nakhon Si Thammarat. I have also travelled to Cambodia and Laos.

 

I will be happy to provide whatever identification the owners of the forum require to prove my identity.

 

I owe you nothing beyond this explanation. If you want to keep guessing that I'm someone else, have fun.

[transam]

1 hour ago, Hanaguma said:

Reading on....stuff.  Uh, ok....  could you be a bit more general?

In your case, no...........

[G_Money]

23 minutes ago, Inderpland said:

Well, they sure do produce an enormous amount of MAGA drivel posts on this forum, so you can't really say they're producing nothing.🤔

As usual, another misinformed liberal 

 

My money is on the MAGA types producing more than the liberals or the 12k a year sympathizers.

 

Why else do the welfare recipients traditionally support the Democrats?

 

Case in point.  Myself.

 

Currently awaiting approval for my LTR visa under the wealthy pensioner program.  Should be approved in the next week.

 

Non producers won’t qualify.  Can you?

 

 

[Lacessit]

26 minutes ago, Talon said:

 

I agree with all of that; but I find so many non-Americans hell bent on cheering the decline of the United States and gravitation toward the Democrat plan of a socialist/Marxist/communist/fascist/Nazi state. Under Biden/Harris, federal agencies have become the Stasi.

Marxism and Nazism are at polar ends of the political spectrum. What you posted isn't word salad, it's word porridge.

 

Many non-Americans are cheering on the demise of a felon, sexual predator and serial liar, hoping America will return to sanity.

 

The usual obsession with leftists. News flash - Australia has had leftist governments on and off since Federation. They usually introduce the majority of reforms that benefit ordinary people.

 

Tell me how giving tax cuts to billionaires, and slashing Medicare and Social Security, will help ordinary people.

[madone]

I cant imagine how as an American anyone could look at the options and not be filled with despair. 

 

I don't think there is a better example of a population doomed by its own choices. 

it should never have gotten this far.

Same in Canada with Trudeau. 

 

Why the <deleted> do people put up with it? 
 

[Lacessit]

28 minutes ago, Keep Right said:

It's not even close now. The great citizens of the United Stares have only one real choice for President and that is Donald Trump.

In your dreams. The very large early voting and mail-in volume point to a Democrat landslide.

 

United Stares LOL.

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Lacessit

[G_Money]

2 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

In your dreams. The very large early voting and mail-in volume point to a Democrat landslide.

 

United Stares LOL.

 

As I recall they thought the same when Trump/Clinton were running.

 

The morning of November 6th or in your case December 6th will determine the election.

[Inderpland]

18 minutes ago, G_Money said:

As usual, another misinformed liberal 

 

My money is on the MAGA types producing more than the liberals or the 12k a year sympathizers.

 

Why else do the welfare recipients traditionally support the Democrats?

 

Case in point.  Myself.

 

Currently awaiting approval for my LTR visa under the wealthy pensioner program.  Should be approved in the next week.

 

Non producers won’t qualify.  Can you?

 

 

 

No, I don't qualify because I'm not a pensioneer. Furthermore, you've posted some random stuff from the internet so, until you can provide a credible link, I'm gonna call Bee E$$ on your claim.

[Talon]

22 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Marxism and Nazism are at polar ends of the political spectrum. What you posted isn't word salad, it's word porridge.

 

 

 

I never get into the weeds on the nuanced differences of Marxism, communism, Nazism, fascism and socialism. They're all immoral, all authoritarian, all oppressive, all totalitarian and all Left.

 

Everything right moves toward anarchy -- no government.

Everything left is total government control.

 

 

 

[G_Money]

1 minute ago, Inderpland said:

 

No, I don't qualify because I'm not a pensioneer. Furthermore, you've posted some random stuff from the internet so, until you can provide a credible link, I'm gonna call Bee E$$ on your claim.

Don’t hate because you can’t afford it or lack the money.

 

One must create an account to register and upload documents with the BOI.

 

So exactly whose account would I have access to if it wasn’t mine?

 

You think some random stranger would give access to their account just to post here?

 

If you do, there are 2 types of stupid.

 

A.  Regular stupid 

B.  A special kind of stupid.

 

What type best describes your response?

A or B?

 

 

[Inderpland]

2 minutes ago, G_Money said:

Don’t hate because you can’t afford it or lack the money.

 

One must create an account to register and upload documents with the BOI.

 

So exactly whose account would I have access to if it wasn’t mine?

 

You think some random stranger would give access to their account just to post here?

Why would I hate you because you're old and I'm not?

And yes, I would not be surprised in the least if you posted all your personal info online. Retirees in general (and MAGA retirees in particular) have poor internet skills and little understanding of how it works.

I strongly would advise against it though - identity theft is real!

 

Hope this will help:

How to Use the Internet for Seniors: Beginner’s Guide

[Inderpland]

10 minutes ago, Talon said:

 

I never get into the weeds on the nuanced differences of Marxism, communism, Nazism, fascism and socialism. They're all immoral, all authoritarian, all oppressive, all totalitarian and all Left.

 

Everything right moves toward anarchy -- no government.

Everything left is total government control.

 

 

 

Not into links, are you.

[Berkshire]

14 minutes ago, Talon said:

 

I never get into the weeds on the nuanced differences of Marxism, communism, Nazism, fascism and socialism. They're all immoral, all authoritarian, all oppressive, all totalitarian and all Left.

 

Everything right moves toward anarchy -- no government.

Everything left is total government control.

 

 

 

That chart of yours was obviously created by a right wing nutter.  Everyone has an opinion. 

[G_Money]

20 minutes ago, Inderpland said:

Why would I hate you because you're old and I'm not?

And yes, I would not be surprised in the least if you posted all your personal info online. Retirees in general (and MAGA retirees in particular) have poor internet skills and little understanding of how it works.

I strongly would advise against it though - identity theft is real!

 

Hope this will help:

How to Use the Internet for Seniors: Beginner’s Guide

Expain how someone could access my BOI account?  Seeing how you’re the internet expert.

 

BTW, A or B?   You forgot already.

 

Since you claim you’re not over 50 and not qualified for the wealthy pensioner LTR, they also have the wealthy investors category.

 

Would you qualify under that category?  Or are you skint?

Edited 1 hour ago by G_Money

[Inderpland]

1 minute ago, G_Money said:

Expain how someone could access my BOI account?  Seeing how you’re the internet expert.

 

I'm not an expert but I know my way around a keyboard. Do you really think no one could access your BOI account? Now, this right here is the problem with you retirees with low internet skills. You know so little that you're in constant danger when online. PLEASE, read the link I supplied as it might save you from serious trouble.

 

This should also help:

 

Bank of India

[Danderman123]

2 hours ago, Hanaguma said:

Trump hasnt been in the White House for a while. What has been done to your country was done by the current administration. 

As to worrying about Arnold Palmer's junk, get over it.  It is an attempted media sh!tstorm that will fade within a day. 

Obviously, Trump's memories of Arnold Palmer's schlong haven't faded yet.

[Hanaguma]

1 minute ago, Danderman123 said:

Obviously, Trump's memories of Arnold Palmer's schlong haven't faded yet.

And they shouldn't. Things like that don't usually come in white.

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, G_Money said:

As I recall they thought the same when Trump/Clinton were running.

 

The morning of November 6th or in your case December 6th will determine the election.

Your memory is good, I made that slip quite some time ago.

 

It's probably the only thing about you I like.

[Walker88]

45 minutes ago, Talon said:

 

I never get into the weeds on the nuanced differences of Marxism, communism, Nazism, fascism and socialism. They're all immoral, all authoritarian, all oppressive, all totalitarian and all Left.

 

Everything right moves toward anarchy -- no government.

Everything left is total government control.

 

 

 

Interesting to see the delusional maga types come out, tossing out epithets about "Marxist/Stalinist/Commie/etc.", with no understanding of those ideologies nor the reality of successful Dem-led Capitalism.

 

In case you missed it---which you quite obviously have---GDP growth under Biden-Harris is tops since the late 1990s under Clinton.

 

US GDP growth since 2020, when Biden took over after the felon left a Recession and 6.8% UE, is three times the average of the other G7 nations. The US' poorest State---Mississippi---has average income higher than the average income of folks in the UK, Canada and Germany.

 

More Americans are employed today that at any time in the history of the country. The first chip plants in decades are being built in the US. Infrastructure rebuilding isn't a week that never comes, but a reality. 800,000 new manufacturing jobs have arisen under Biden's term. Even the trade deficit with China has improved.

 

The last guy was a disaster: lowest average GDP change of any Presidential Administration since Herbert Hoover...the first President since Hoover to leave office with fewer Americans employed than when he took over. What he added to the National Debt ($8,400,000,000,000) exceeds GDP change over his term ,meaning even his mediocre performance was debt-fueled.

 

Oh, and the felon went all Socialist by handing out $tens of billions to US Farmers after he ruined their market by putting tariffs on Chinese goods, as the Chinese retaliated by shifting ag sourcing to Brazil and other SA nations.

 

The stock market---at an all time high under Biden-Harris---has always done better under Dem Administrations than Repub.

 

Also, not a single Republican Administration since the (R) founding has avoided starting a Recession. Not a single (R) POTUS since even when they were real Republicans, and not a fanatic cult like now. Bush left Obama the worst crisis since the Great Depression, and the felon took Obama's growth and 4.8% UE and left Biden-Harris a Recession and 6.8% UE.

 

I understand the last few years have been difficult for Maga types, as few have the kind of marketable skills required in the modern economy, but for those with skills and talents, the last 4 years have been better than ever.

 

Note the Red States than lean toward the pie-in-the-sky lies of the felon: most all are net takers from the Federal Govt, vs net givers in Blue States like CA, NY, NJ, MA. The largest 'employer' in Red States like KY, WV and TN is Social Security Disability Insurance.

 

If not for the Dem Blue States, Magastan would make the economy of Venezuela look like an economic juggernaut.

 

I suspect that if somehow the felon wins, the economy and USD will tumble, and Blue States that carry their own weight might even secede. I could see something similar to West Pakistan and East Pakistan after Partition in India post-WWII, with CA/OR/WA in the west and NJ/NY/New England in the east seceding and forming independent nations. Poor Illinois, stuck in the middle of abject failure that is magastan!

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, Talon said:

 

I never get into the weeds on the nuanced differences of Marxism, communism, Nazism, fascism and socialism. They're all immoral, all authoritarian, all oppressive, all totalitarian and all Left.

 

Everything right moves toward anarchy -- no government.

Everything left is total government control.

 

 

 

Er - Australia has a Labor = leftist government presently.

 

Judging by how the conservative opposition is losing safe seats to independents, could be some time before they are in power again.

 

IMO Congress and the Senate could do with a healthy dose of independents too.

[xylophone]

8 hours ago, Talon said:

So it must've not been a solid case. Oh well.

You are just proving that you fit into the category that trump likes his supporters to be in. Oh well, nothing I can do about that, so rest easy in your ignorance.

[Yellowtail]

3 hours ago, newnative said:

      The fact that there is even a discussion of the amount of time Trump spent in an important presidential campaign spouting penis envy of Palmer's 'driver' size shows the depth Trump has sunk American politics.   I mean, seriously, talking for any length of time about someone's penis size to a crowd that I assume included women and children in such an important election?   Am I the only one feeling I am getting deeper and deeper into the Twilight Zone?

      American voters should be outrageously offended by his crude, grossly inappropriate, and totally unpresidential remarks and behavior.  Instead, we've all become numb to this disgusting creature and his supporters end up, not outraged, as they should be, but focused on the length (small pun) of Trump's bizarre comments.   Well, it wasn't the whole speech, so what's the big deal?   I'll focus, instead, on all his big, beautiful lies that make me feel better.  Go away and let me stick my head deeper in the sand.  Sad. 

Sure, the left is appalled that Trump makes a penis comment like it's the end of the world. 

 

Yet they all cheered when Obama made a penis joke that the convention. 

 

 

[Yellowtail]

3 hours ago, Will B Good said:

 

 

Damn those people on 12k a year.

 

Reports emphasize that despite their critical contributions, cleaners are often underpaid and suffer from in-work poverty. Public sentiment has pushed for better pay and treatment, suggesting that these workers are highly valuable, even though they are paid less than a real living wage  .

 

Many argue that these workers’ contributions to society and the economy go underappreciated, but their roles in maintaining public health and operational infrastructure are indispensable.

So the left wants to bring in ten million people to hold the wages and conditions down, Nice! 

[Lacessit]

26 minutes ago, Hanaguma said:

And they shouldn't. Things like that don't usually come in white.

Palmer's daughter called it "a poor choice of approaches".

 

Mind you, she probably got about $400 million as an inheritance, so she wouldn't want to bite the hand potentially feeding her too hard.

[Yellowtail]

3 hours ago, Will B Good said:

 

 

"Trump is an entertainer".....very true.....but what the US and the world needs is clear headed, sensible, moderate, democratically elected leader........not an entertainer.

So not a fan of Zelenskyy?

[Lacessit]

3 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Sure, the left is appalled that Trump makes a penis comment like it's the end of the world. 

 

Yet they all cheered when Obama made a penis joke that the convention. 

 

 

I'm actually surprised Trump would go there, given the comments by Stormy Daniels.

 

 

[Yellowtail]

3 hours ago, newnative said:

        It's not 'feigned outrage'.  There is genuine outrage and disgust but there's much more sadness for me, as an American, at what Trump has done to my country.   Sorry if I find no humor in it.

Really? Whi was outraged about Obama's penis joke? 

 

How about Trump's 2016 penis joke? 

 

 

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, Yellowtail said:

So not a fan of Zelenskyy?

Zelensky has courage, and is a statesman.

 

I can't imagine Trump defending anything but his own skin.