Anyone else struggling with loud sleep farts?

[soalbundy]

On 10/26/2024 at 6:25 AM, Olmate said:

They call bed the fart sack for a reason! 

There seems to be a lack of intellectual discourse of late

[Olmate]

3 hours ago, soalbundy said:

There seems to be a lack of intellectual discourse of late

About farting? stay on topic rather than big note yourself in future! 

[digger70]

On 10/26/2024 at 8:22 AM, terryq said:

Did you not notice that this is posted in Aseannow Community Pub where posting garbage is mandatory.

 

If serious medical suggestions were needed then he wouldould have posted in the Medical subforum.

 

 

Or gone and seen a doctor.

[Elkski]

Bob?  Is that you?

[Alpha84]

Put a cork in it.

[SingAPorn]

Chickpeas ? Cabbage ? Lentils ? Beer ? any other veggie of the Onion type ?

[RocketDog]

Apparently this is an enduring topic but I lost interest several days ago

[metisdead]

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[Jack Hammer]

I told the girlfriend to pack her bags and go. That solves the problem.

[Ctkong]

I travel a lot each month and my missus would lament that she misses my comfortable presence when I am not around her especially during bedtime. Why ? I enquire . You missed my snoring sound? No ,was her reply. I missed your farting sound indeed. 

[Alidiver]

Bob again?

[gargamon]

On 10/28/2024 at 5:23 AM, Elkski said:

Bob?  Is that you?

Yes, looks like they've resurrected the “bob“ bot.

[StreetCowboy]

On 10/26/2024 at 9:11 AM, Gottfrid said:

Looking at the posts above, it really shows the members attitude on this forum. Have anyone above been thinking about that this might be a serious problem for the OP? How would it be if you show some common sense and respect, and try to help instead? Otherwise, a good option is to refrain from posting garbage.

To OP: @123Stodg

As you say, you have been trying to cut down on everything that causes gas, and it does not work. Are you taking medicines like antibiotics or eating to quick, as that might also be a cause?

Sleeping position can also matter, as the best one is sleeping in a side position. Another idea might be to eat more times with smaller portions. There are also a lot of known medical condition, that I believe you have already read about online. If nothing help, It might be best to see a doctor/specialist.

If it was a serious problem, he’d not post on the pub.

Anyone that posts serious issues in the pub has a bigger problem than a Louis Armstrong botty-trumpet.

[thesetat2013]

On 10/26/2024 at 6:31 AM, 123Stodg said:

Also, I don't drink alcohol, I don't smoke cigarettes, I don't drink any carbonated drinks, but I have been drinking a bit more coffee lately than I usually do. I wonder if maybe the additional coffee could be the cause of this serious gas problem I am having? The gas cramps can be really uncomfortable at times too!

 

On 10/26/2024 at 3:12 PM, ade591 said:

At least you not followed through! 🤣 Then the missus will have a change of face! 🤣

Joking apart, probably food related, porridge oats is the worst for me, or lentils. Try eliminating certain foods, one by one to see if they make a difference. 

Stopping that ladyboy from opening you up should also make a difference. 

 

In all seriousness though. Your diet is most likely the cause (Unless you are getting banged from behind nightly before bed) 

In the AM i always fart a couple times prior to taking my morning dump. Passing the gas seems to aid in pushing the poop to where it needs to be ot come out. 

 

You should not really worry about farting though. As long as you are not experiencing any pain or discomfort. it is a normal part of life. 

[Bundooman]

I don't hear mine when I'm asleep but I sure as hell can belt them out when I'm awake!

[Gottfrid]

23 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

If it was a serious problem, he’d not post on the pub.

Anyone that posts serious issues in the pub has a bigger problem than a Louis Armstrong botty-trumpet.

Or made a mistake.