Worst Joke Ever 2024

[SAFETY FIRST]

45 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 

I had the GFE in the U.K. In fact, she even gave me money and fed and clothed me. I was only sixteen.

Abducted by a twenty something.

I like reading your fictional stories.

 

You are a creative writer.

 

[NowNow]

2 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I like reading your fictional stories.

 

You are a creative writer.

 

 

I'm happy for you. It gives you insight into a world that you will not ever experience yourself.

[Bday Prang]

1 hour ago, thaibeachlovers said:

When I was there paid sex was advertised in every phone box which were covered in ads for sex.

That is true but there is a world of difference in the experience you would have if you phoned one of those numbers and what one would experience on a night out in Thailand.  There is a marked difference between trafficked sex slaves  which many of those numbers will put you in touch with  and the average bar girl

[Bday Prang]

1 hour ago, NowNow said:

 

I had the GFE in the U.K. In fact, she even gave me money and fed and clothed me. I was only sixteen.

Abducted by a twenty something.

How much where you paying her for this 

[NowNow]

4 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

How much where you paying her for this 

 

Impressive skills of comprehension you have there.

 

  

1 hour ago, NowNow said:

In fact, she even gave me money and fed and clothed me. I was only sixteen.

 

If it was an attempt at humour 👎

[Bday Prang]

3 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 

Impressive skills of comprehension you have there.

 

  

 

If it was an attempt at humour 👎

No it was not intended as an attempt at humour, it was a genuine question.  How much were you paying her, if anything?   Why are you so reluctant to answer  I suspect you are lying , your answer will confirm if I am correct

Edited 3 hours ago by Bday Prang

[NowNow]

2 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

No it was not intended as an attempt at humour, it was a genuine question.  How much were you paying her, if anything?   Why are you so reluctant to answer  I suspect you are lying , your answer will confirm if I am correct

 

Is this indicative of your level of intelligence?

 

Answer is here:

 

  

1 hour ago, NowNow said:

In fact, she even gave me money and fed and clothed me. I was only sixteen.

 

It seems that you want your imagination to triumph over reality.

[Bday Prang]

4 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 

Is this indicative of your level of intelligence?

 

Answer is here:

 

  

 

It seems that you want your imagination to triumph over reality.

Not at all it is your interpretation of reality that is skewed.    A girlfriend experience is generally considered to be when one pays a prostitute to act as if she was in fact a girlfriend, ie taking her out for meals, kissing, buying her presents etc all the activities people in real relationships indulge in.

If You were not paying her, you were not having a "girlfriend experience" at all.   You had what most normal people would call "a girl friend"    the fact that she was a bit older than you is irrelevant.  So you are either too stupid to realise this or you are lying, simple as that, further more it appears that it is a long term lie that you enjoy telling on here under various pseudonyms.   How sad is that

I'm beginning to think you may have been related to the girl in question , and therein  lies the origin of your confusion.  

[NowNow]

11 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

Not at all it is your interpretation of reality that is skewed.    A girlfriend experience is generally considered to be when one pays a prostitute to act as if she was in fact a girlfriend, ie taking her out for meals, kissing, buying her presents etc all the activities people in real relationships indulge in.

If You were not paying her, you were not having a "girlfriend experience" at all.   You had what most normal people would call "a girl friend"    the fact that she was a bit older than you is irrelevant.  So you are either too stupid to realise this or you are lying, simple as that, further more it appears that it is a long term lie that you enjoy telling on here under various pseudonyms.   How sad is that

I'm beginning to think you may have been related to the girl in question , and therein  lies the origin of your confusion.  

 

Nope. I already had a girlfriend my age(a bit older at eighteen) This wasn't my girlfriend. She perhaps wanted to be.. She did all of the things you mentioned and more....much more. I mentioned it as a variation on the GFE. You might say that I gave her the BFE...but that obviously flew right over your head.

 

As I stated earlier, it gives some of you an insight into a life that you will not ever experience. Don't get grumpy about it.

Long term lie? Are you mentally ill? Is that something that you do?

 

 

[Bday Prang]

17 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 

Nope. I already had a girlfriend my age(a bit older at eighteen) This wasn't my girlfriend. She perhaps wanted to be.. She did all of the things you mentioned and more....much more. I mentioned it as a variation on the GFE. You might say that I gave her the BFE...but that obviously flew right over your head.

 

As I stated earlier, it gives some of you an insight into a life that you will not ever experience. Don't get grumpy about it.

Long term lie? Are you mentally ill? Is that something that you do?

 

 

 

  " You might say that I gave her the BFE...but that obviously flew right over your head"    is that supposed to make sense?       anyway Its pretty obvious from your posts that you would be incapable of providing anything that resembled a BFE

 

 Well that's another opportunity to look stupid that you have taken full advantage of , well done.  And true to form ,  having lost whatever credibility you mistakenly  thought you  had, you have resorted to spewing out childish insults.   

 You did the same the last time i wiped the floor with you and you were sent on your holidays for a few days.  People like you never learn.   

 

Furthermore you have absolutely no idea what I have experienced, Although I freely  admit , that  by choice,  I have had very limited contact with people like you , except during a short period of imprisonment and of course on anonymous internet forums, the two places your sort frequent

Now run along before you get suspended again little boy

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Bday Prang

[NowNow]

6 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

 

  " You might say that I gave her the BFE...but that obviously flew right over your head"    is that supposed to make sense?       anyway Its pretty obvious from your posts that you would be incapable of providing anything that resembled a BFE

 

 Well that's another opportunity to look stupid that you have taken full advantage of , well done.  And true to form ,  having lost whatever credibility you mistakenly  thought you  had, you have resorted to spewing out childish insults.   

 You did the same the last time i wiped the floor with you and you were sent on your holidays for a few days.  People like you never learn.   

 

Furthermore you have absolutely no idea what I have experienced, Although I freely  admit , that  by choice,  I have had very limited contact with people like you , except during a short period of imprisonment and of course on anonymous internet forums, the two places your sort frequent

Now run along before you get suspended again little boy

 

 

Why so bitter old man? Did life not turn out the way you hoped?

It's not me losing credibility 😊 It's you spitting bile with regard to someone else's experiences as a teenager. 😊 Why would that drive you into such an uncontrollable frenzy?

 

You've just admitted that you have been in prison 😊👎 Enough said about that. Another 'quality tourist'. Perhaps you haven't noticed, buy you are on the same 'anonymous' forum and you are the one who indulges in illegal practices. Not at all enviable. Sorry about your life. Your attempted insults obviously belong to you. You are writing about yourself.

 

 

[RayWright]

2 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

When I was there paid sex was advertised in every phone box which were covered in ads for sex.

Ah, remember it well. "French lessons by Mademoiselle Amélie. Flat 2A". That's how us Brits learnt our  foreign languages. 

[NowNow]

7 minutes ago, RayWright said:

Ah, remember it well. "French lessons by Mademoiselle Amélie. Flat 2A". That's how us Brits learnt our  foreign languages. 

 

That was the number of the apartment, but perhaps without the 'A' I think.

[Bday Prang]

46 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 

Why so bitter old man? Did life not turn out the way you hoped?

It's not me losing credibility 😊 It's you spitting bile with regard to someone else's experiences as a teenager. 😊 Why would that drive you into such an uncontrollable frenzy?

 

You've just admitted that you have been in prison 😊👎 Enough said about that. Another 'quality tourist'. Perhaps you haven't noticed, buy you are on the same 'anonymous' forum and you are the one who indulges in illegal practices. Not at all enviable. Sorry about your life. Your attempted insults obviously belong to you. You are writing about yourself.

 

 

I have nothing to be bitter about at all,  and your unremarkable life as a teenager, even when embellished with lies, is really of little interest  to me or  anybody else on here.   

 I remember the last time you tried unsuccessfully to argue with me ( just before you got suspended) and you are again repeatedly and  incorrectly throwing phrases like "uncontrollable frenzy" about, presumably to elicit some form of response from me, last time several other members called you out over it too. it seems to be your trademark response, evident in most of your posts

At first I doubted you were a native english speaker due to your inappropriate use of language, however I can now accept you are a native speaker albeit one of low IQ with the debating skills of a 12 year old.

I am not writing about myself I am writing specifically about you, and I am not the first to do so  either  am I?

I am indeed on an anonymous forum  and sadly its inevitable that people like you show up from time to time. Its a cross the rest of us have to bear unfortunately.

The stats on ones  profile give an  indication of ones popularity, looking at yours its time you moved on, you appear to be nothing more than an irritating troll 

Edited 1 hour ago by Bday Prang

[Thingamabob]

On 10/26/2024 at 10:09 AM, georgegeorgia said:

Oh how negative 

The World is not collapsing ,the World is flourishing in a beautiful ambiance that you never participated in because your locked in your room ,please all I ask is you experience the ambiance of the surrounding areas wherever that be the beautiful parks or trees ,smell the flowers ,touch the trees please feel touch taste and smell 

The wonders of weed..

[ChrisKC]

AmbiEnce as it is known.

 

But I am surprised you found it at 2am in Pattaya

 

Shouldn't you be tucked up even safer in bed?

[Liverpool Lou]

3 hours ago, NowNow said:

3 hours ago, BritManToo said:

You used to tell the same story under another username.

 

So? Shows that I'm telling the truth.

Does it?  Maybe it shows that you just lied twice!

Edited 58 minutes ago by Liverpool Lou

[NowNow]

13 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

I have nothing to be bitter about at all,  and your unremarkable life as a teenager, even when embellished with lies, is really of little interest  to me or  anybody else on here.   

 I remember the last time you tried unsuccessfully to argue with me ( just before you got suspended) and you are again repeatedly and  incorrectly throwing phrases like "uncontrollable frenzy" about, presumably to elicit some form of response from me, last time several other members called you out over it too. it seems to be your trademark response, evident in most of your posts

At first I doubted you were a native english speaker due to your inappropriate use of language, however I can now accept you are a native speaker albeit one of low IQ with the debating skills of a 12 year old.

I am not writing about myself I am writing specifically about you, and I am not the first to do so  either  am I?

I am indeed on an anonymous forum  and sadly its inevitable that people like you show up from time to time. Its a cross the rest of us have to bear unfortunately.

The stats on ones  profile give an  indication of ones popularity, looking at yours its time you moved on, you appear to be nothing more than an irritating troll 

 

I read the first line and realised that likely the whole of your post would be nonsense.

 

Just the first line... "I have nothing to be bitter about at all" but yet you were ranting, full of insults. If that is your normal, you have some 'issues', for sure.

 

"and your unremarkable life as a teenager"....but yet, you have seen fit to remark on it many times. Even to state that it is so incredible, that you cannot believe it.

 

So which is it? Unremarkable or incredible? Bipolar?

 

You are only showing yourself up. Hopefully you will learn something about yourself from this session. Though likely it's all too late for you, hence the bitterness.

 

I didn't get past your first sentence, since I am none too keen on reading the rantings of a madman.

 

Enjoy the rest of your day...if you can. I guess you'll need to deal with your anger issue firstly. Lunchtime for me 😊

 

[NowNow]

8 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Does it?  Maybe it shows that you just lied twice!

 

Oh dear....you again...who doesn't ever post anything of use and whose sole MO is to contradict other posters. What a sad character.

[Bday Prang]

4 minutes ago, NowNow said:

What a sad character.

You really are in no position to call anybody sad

[Liverpool Lou]

7 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 

Oh dear....you again...who doesn't ever post anything of use and whose sole MO is to contradict other posters. What a sad character.

Clearly, your forensic analysis of my posting record has failed you.  How sad.

[transam]

7 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 

Oh dear....you again...who doesn't ever post anything of use and whose sole MO is to contradict other posters. What a sad character.

Says the bloke with various usernames, or have you done the right thing and owned up, fixed it.......?.....

[NowNow]

3 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Clearly, your forensic analysis of my posting record has failed you.  How sad.

 

No 😊 I stand by my statement of neither use nor ornament 😊

[NowNow]

8 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

You really are in no position to call anybody sad

 

Oh... but I am. See how they gather together 😊

[NowNow]

5 minutes ago, transam said:

Says the bloke with various usernames, or have you done the right thing and owned up, fixed it.......?.....

 

That's just your pathetic sad obsession with an anonymous poster on the Internet 😊

[transam]

1 minute ago, NowNow said:

 

That's just your pathetic sad obsession with an anonymous poster on the Internet 😊

No it's not.........And you know it......Try being nice to folk, instead of running them down for no reason, especially with your record....😉

[NowNow]

2 minutes ago, transam said:

No it's not.........And you know it......Try being nice to folk, instead of running them down for no reason, especially with your record....😉

 

I wrote what I think. ..you know that. 😊

 

You are hardly Mr Popular 😊

 

The difference that I am not concerned about the opinion of a bunch of sore losers on the Internet. You three should have a group hug 😊

[transam]

Just now, NowNow said:

 

I wrote what I think. ..you know that. 😊

 

You are hardly Mr Popular 😊

 

The difference that I am not concerned about the opinion of a bunch of sore losers on the Internet. You three should have a group hug 😊

Riiiiight, Bruno, can I call you Bruno...............

[NowNow]

2 minutes ago, transam said:

Riiiiight, Bruno, can I call you Bruno...............

 

You can call an anonymous person on the Internet whatever you like. Whatever gets you all excited. But you'll have to excuse me for thinking that you are a bit of a weirdo.

[NowNow]

6 minutes ago, transam said:

Riiiiight, Bruno, can I call you Bruno...............

 

This post perfectly demonstrates the pathos that I mentioned earlier. What kind of character in real life gets so over-excited about whether a poster has had a former username or not?

That is really pathetic.