Thinking about a sex change before trip to Malaya: Any words of advice?

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Friends,

 

I have recently been feeling a bit ....

Down in the Dumps, since the Trump election.

 

And, maybe I need something to spice up my life...before I might head out to Malaya....to begin my new life.

 

Many people have said that they would go abroad, and leave the country, if Trump were elected.

Therefore, I think I am not out of the ordinary.

 

But I want to go FURTHER.

 

Although I had never voiced my plans on TV until now, provided Trump was elected, ....

Now, I want to share my private promise.

 

In my mind, back around July 25th, I made a pact with myself that....

IF Trump were elected, then I would....

 

a. Leave the country.

b. Get a sex change.

 

So my only question to you now is....

 

a. Should I have my sex change in Malaya?

b. Or, should I have myself relieved of my manhood here in Thailand....like so many of you have, before....when....your GFs have relieved you of yours?

 

============

Also....

 

I have lived all of my life as a man.

Yet, I have always wondered what it might be like to be a woman.

 

Have you ever felt this way?

Not knowing if the grass might be greener on....

The Other Side?

The Far Side, so to speak?

 

==========

 

Also, do you think there might be any major pain involved, for me, when I undergo this type of procedure...

Having my privates re-invented?

 

Sure, it sounds icky....but....

Think of the benefits.....!!!!!

 

===============

 

In case you want to know.....

 

When I finally get to Malaya.....

And after my new MAKEOVER.....

 

Here is what I hope to look like:

 

So then....

Do you think the pain will be worth the change, and my NEW LOOK?

 

I remain very optimistic.

 

Also, I have insurance to cover this changeover...

So, I am not worried about not being able to pay for this, upfront.

 

After seven decades of being a boy,

Now, I hope to try life as a girl.

Not a hot girl, but just a girl.

 

Speaking of me in the near future:

This he will soon be a she.

Looking forward to this journey into my new reality.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

Note: What do you think?

 

 

 

 

[JoseThailand]

Go for it

[theshu25]

He won't have to change much,already carries on like an old woman.

[Rampant Rabbit]

invest the money in a  psychiatrist instead

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, still kicking said:

This poster is not normal 

 

Your kind words of approbation are so very encouraging to me.

Thank you.

 

If it were not for reader-response, such as yours,.....

 

I might well give up and stop writing, altogether.

 

And then....

 

Where would this forum be; I ask you.....

 

Read more Conrad, is my best advice to you...if....

You want to enjoy the rest of your life.....

 

Take care.

 

Note:  No need to thank you, of course.

 

 

 

[cdnvic]

I've removed some posts that were no surprise considering the topic, but against the rules is against the rules. I remind all involved that nobody is forcing anyone to take part in any topic.

[thaibeachlovers]

As you are a poster of Lewis Carrol type nonsense posts I do so enjoy reading them, knowing they are just your version of the Jabberwocky, but you have outdone yourself on this one.

 

I too sometimes wonder what it would be like to be of the enemy's opposition's gender, but the chances of getting pregnant puts me off, plus all that bleeding every month is not an enticing prospect.

After all is said and done, I doubt it would be worth it, so I'll have to forgo the prospect of going out at night and knowing that foolish men would pay for all my drinks, so long as I played along till going home alone time.

[thaibeachlovers]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

After seven decades of being a boy,

Now, I hope to try life as a girl.

Not a hot girl, but just a girl.

I have yet to come across a hot female of 70 + years, and IMO no such creature exists.

[thaibeachlovers]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Sure, it sounds icky.

You have no idea of just how icky it is. Even after decades as a an employee in the health system just the thought of what is actually involved makes me cringe.

Don't forget that you have to live as a female for some years before any surgeon will remove your balls and turn your johnson into a vagina.

[GammaGlobulin]

6 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

You have no idea of just how icky it is. Even after decades as a an employee in the health system just the thought of what is actually involved makes me cringe.

Don't forget that you have to live as a female for some years before any surgeon will remove your balls and turn your johnson into a vagina.

 

I have no wish to have a vagina.

Did you misunderstand this Topic....

Perchance?

 

[jimmybcool]

6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

I have no wish to have a vagina.

Did you misunderstand this Topic....

Perchance?

 

I am confused.  If you are removing your junk are you not replacing with a vagina?  Isn't that what sex change is?

 

And since I don't really know you I say wholeheartedly - do whatever you want to do.  But come on please before and after photos.  It's for a good cause. 😃

[RSD1]

Nobody should even be posting comments on this topic and providing a platform and an audience for a situation that should clearly be addressed with psychiatric care.
 

Posting replies only encourages more of this kind of unhealthy discourse in the future. 

[thaibeachlovers]

12 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

I have no wish to have a vagina.

Did you misunderstand this Topic....

Perchance?

 

You can not experience life as a girl unless you have a vagina. Without a vagina you will only be a fake girl, and your experience will be fake.

Perhaps you meant to say you want to experience life as a man pretending to be a girl.

 

You might find it easier to be a cat. These days one only needs to say that one is a cat and you will be fed cat food. Girls seem to like cats, so you may be able to be adopted by a friendly woman and spend the rest of your life being groomed by her and snuggling up in front of the fire.

[thaibeachlovers]

10 minutes ago, jimmybcool said:

I am confused.  If you are removing your junk are you not replacing with a vagina?  Isn't that what sex change is?

 

And since I don't really know you I say wholeheartedly - do whatever you want to do.  But come on please before and after photos.  It's for a good cause. 😃

Quite right too. Without photos it didn't happen.

[thaibeachlovers]

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Here is what I hope to look like:

Perhaps when you said "Do you think the pain will be worth the change, and my NEW LOOK" you meant the pain of having a face transplant.

[Sandboxer]

Maybe you can then also change your gender identity to 'sad failed suicide penguin."

[georgegeorgia]

1 hour ago, RSD1 said:

Nobody should even be posting comments on this topic and providing a platform and an audience for a situation that should clearly be addressed with psychiatric care.
 

Posting replies only encourages more of this kind of unhealthy discourse in the future. 

Discourse ?

What a strange word , very rarely have I saw this word and thankyou for writing that word ,one which I have added to my collection 

 

[Ralf001]

1 hour ago, jimmybcool said:

I am confused.  If you are removing your junk are you not replacing with a vagina?  Isn't that what sex change is?

 

 

Male > Troll = sex change !

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, jimmybcool said:

I am confused.  If you are removing your junk are you not replacing with a vagina?  Isn't that what sex change is?

 

And since I don't really know you I say wholeheartedly - do whatever you want to do.  But come on please before and after photos.  It's for a good cause. 😃

 

No.

I am just going completely neutral.

 

[thaibeachlovers]

54 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

No.

I am just going completely neutral.

 

Do you not understand that males are superior to women because they do not have to sit to pee. You intend to remove the very thing that makes you a superior human being. You WILL regret it if you go through with it and join the ranks of inferiors that have to sit. What female was ever able to see how high up the wall they could pee?

[SoCal1990]

So a few days ago GG made a post whining and moaning about having topic envy on AN, resulting from the many other topics in the Pub that are gaining so much more interest than his.
 

Then, while feeling depressed and inadequate, he saw that a number of the trending topics are all about aging male issues. So, in a desperate attempt to get some clicks again, he comes up with this trolling concept to babble about doing a Bruce Jenner, while really he's just trying to steal back some eyeballs. He's really obsessed with AN and seemingly has nothing else in life to look forward to. So he will post anything he can think of for any effect. 

 

The worst thing that could ever happen to GG is that nobody reads his topics or posts replies to them anymore. That would be so soul-crushing for him. Even though he's trolling here, he would truly rather become a woman than not get any views or reactions to all of his ridonculous posts coming to you straight from the center for advanced lunacy. Yes, he truly is that desperate.
 

[Ben Zioner]

Do you have a slaughterhouse nearby? You'll need Hemoglobin to garnish your pads, Gamma.

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

Can't think of how that would improve life, except golf scores may come down when playing from the red tees.

[GammaGlobulin]

35 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Do you not understand that males are superior to women because they do not have to sit to pee.

 

First I heard of it....

 

[GammaGlobulin]

10 minutes ago, Etaoin Shrdlu said:

Can't think of how that would improve life, except golf scores may come down when playing from the red tees.

 

I always play from the ladies tees, anyway, rain or shine.

 

[connda]

Go for it. 

[simon43]

Where the F is Malaya?~!  Buy a map and read up on history before you post....

[KhunLA]

... "I have lived all of my life as a man.

Yet, I have always wondered what it might be like to be a woman.

 

Have you ever felt this way?" ...

 

NO, as I know exactly what it feels like to get F'd all the time.   That's why I left the USA to begin with.  OK, didn't actually need to leave, but was bored, and works better for the anti USA spin.

 

 

 

 

[phetphet]

8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Friends,

 

I have recently been feeling a bit ....

Down in the Dumps, since the Trump election.

 

And, maybe I need something to spice up my life...before I might head out to Malaya....to begin my new life.

 

Many people have said that they would go abroad, and leave the country, if Trump were elected.

Therefore, I think I am not out of the ordinary.

 

But I want to go FURTHER.

 

Although I had never voiced my plans on TV until now, provided Trump was elected, ....

Now, I want to share my private promise.

 

In my mind, back around July 25th, I made a pact with myself that....

IF Trump were elected, then I would....

 

a. Leave the country.

b. Get a sex change.

 

So my only question to you now is....

 

a. Should I have my sex change in Malaya?

b. Or, should I have myself relieved of my manhood here in Thailand....like so many of you have, before....when....your GFs have relieved you of yours?

 

============

Also....

 

I have lived all of my life as a man.

Yet, I have always wondered what it might be like to be a woman.

 

Have you ever felt this way?

Not knowing if the grass might be greener on....

The Other Side?

The Far Side, so to speak?

 

==========

 

Also, do you think there might be any major pain involved, for me, when I undergo this type of procedure...

Having my privates re-invented?

 

Sure, it sounds icky....but....

Think of the benefits.....!!!!!

 

===============

 

In case you want to know.....

 

When I finally get to Malaya.....

And after my new MAKEOVER.....

 

Here is what I hope to look like:

 

So then....

Do you think the pain will be worth the change, and my NEW LOOK?

 

I remain very optimistic.

 

Also, I have insurance to cover this changeover...

So, I am not worried about not being able to pay for this, upfront.

 

After seven decades of being a boy,

Now, I hope to try life as a girl.

Not a hot girl, but just a girl.

 

Speaking of me in the near future:

This he will soon be a she.

Looking forward to this journey into my new reality.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

Note: What do you think?

 

 

 

 

Dream on. If you want to look anything like that image you posted, you will need far more than a sex change. Probably thousands of dollars of extensive plastic surgery, and still the likelihood of failure.

 

Maybe rent a hooker for one last hurrah before you have it cut off. A pleasant last memory in case you miss it.

 

On the upside, you might find a nice Malaysian husband to bang you and take care of you. But you might be expected to do all the washing, cooking and housework.

 

 

[RSD1]

The notion of this fat, old, whacky American from Pennsylvania, who lives up in Chiang Mai, barely ever bathes, leaves his house, has any visitors, getting a sex change and then being banged by other men is such a disgusting mental image to have to endure. 
 

I thought this is a family friendly forum? How is this tolerated and this thread allowed to continue to spiral into even more dystopia about it?