The seat hurt my bum. Who's fault was it?

[TedG]

Are you sure this was the result of the seat? 

[Elvis Presley]

54 minutes ago, marin said:

What a load of crap is this OP. There was no boiling sun the high was 33 and that was for an hour. Give it up Bob/Colin/Elvis you no longer have the ability to troll at all. This attempt was simply pitiful. A Load of Crap!!

And yet here you are, wasting time replying to my threads.  I'm living in your head rent free, aren't I?

 

Now go on, tell me how your going to put me on your ignore list 🤣

[Grumpy one]

13 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

Today I was forced to get a motobike taxi due to traffic. the rider seemed pleasant at first then he stopped for gas, making me wait 10 minutes in the boiling sun. once i finally arrived back to my room i told him the seat was very uncomfortable and that my ass was killing me.

 

He wasn't happy and tried to deflect the blame on me (somehow). then rode off in a huff.

 

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

Are you sure it was the seat and not one of the many objects pushed in there the night before

[steven100]

all that bam bam last night made it sore yeah ' 

[scottiejohn]

32 minutes ago, Grumpy one said:

Are you sure it was the seat and not one of the many objects pushed in there the night before

Bob (etc) would not put anything up there permanently as he needs it to be clear of obstructions so he can talk out of it!

[Old Croc]

Did you try swiveling your hips?

[marin]

2 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

And yet here you are, wasting time replying to my threads.  I'm living in your head rent free, aren't I?

 

Now go on, tell me how your going to put me on your ignore list 🤣

Dont big yourself up bob/colin/susan/elvis, "in your head". You have to be kidding me, more like a pimple that wont pop. I feel for you having no life. You have invented at least 6 posters in the last year. Its all you have, you obviously have no life as it is all spent here weaving tales of lies and BS trying to get a rise out of posters.  The problem is every poster on this forum is on to you. Not only on to you but tired of you.  A laughing  stock is what you are bobby boy. 

 

Why would I put you on an ignore list? Its much to fun to point out how pointless your life is. 

[Elvis Presley]

19 minutes ago, marin said:

Dont big yourself up bob/colin/susan/elvis, "in your head". You have to be kidding me, more like a pimple that wont pop. I feel for you having no life. You have invented at least 6 posters in the last year. Its all you have, you obviously have no life as it is all spent here weaving tales of lies and BS trying to get a rise out of posters.  The problem is every poster on this forum is on to you. Not only on to you but tired of you.  A laughing  stock is what you are bobby boy. 

 

Why would I put you on an ignore list? Its much to fun to point out how pointless your life is. 

The fact that you reply to what you consider a pointless thread makes your life even more pointless!

 

Have you nothing better to do?

 

You are sad beyond belief!

[marin]

4 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

The fact that you reply to what you consider a pointless thread makes your life even more pointless!

 

Have you nothing better to do?

 

You are sad beyond belief!

Keep telling yourself that bobby boy. Saturday morning nice and cool. Got up early and jogged, had been to Foodland and back by  10:00. Pissed off at my basketball team for playing poorly so turned the sound off and came to play with you. 

 

Nothing sad about it, quite fun in reality. But I will tune back into my game the second half. Do you keep a note book to write down your ideas for hairbrained threads?  

[IsaanT]

19 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

 

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

 

I've got better things to do than be ambushed into reading a post by Bob in his new incarnation.  Like 'Bob', 'Elvis is now 'ignored'.

 

Until the next reincarnation...

P.S. Bob/Elvis - you are one-dimensional and very easy to spot.

[Lacessit]

19 hours ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Ah, Bumbling @bob smith, the trials and tribulations of your daily existence in the land of vertical smiles never ceases to tingle the senses. A true warrior of the streets, battling against the injustices of uncomfortable seats and inappropriately timed fuel stops. Forced onto a motorbike taxi? Wow, fate is truly cruel innit. First, the indignity of waiting in the merciless sun while your charioteer dares to refuel his steed, and then, the ultimate betrayal, a seat that failed to cradle your delicate posterior in the comfort your sweaty bungholio so rightfully deserves.

 

One can only imagine the anguish as you dismounted, cheeks bruised, spirit shattered, only to have your genuine grievance met with indifference, or worse, deflection. How dare he not take full accountability for your anal buggering? Didn't he at least offer to give you a reach around for FFS?

 

And where is the justice, Binging Bob? Should there not be some governing body, some tribunal, where you could formally lodge a complaint about the state of his inferior cushioning? Perhaps one should be established here on AN for those sorts of events in the future. We can put  @GammaGlobulin in charge of it!

 

Alas, it seems Thailand remains woefully unprepared for your exacting standards. But do not lose hope, brave tosser. Perhaps tomorrow’s great struggle will be against an improperly executed happy ending or the soul-crushing betrayal of a barmaid overcharging you by five baht on your warm piss tin of Chaeng. Whatever it may be, we await the next chapter of your epic saga with bated breath. Stay strong, Bobless. The world needs you mate!

You are hereby awarded the Royal Order of the Most Puissant Urine Extractor on ASEAN.

 

Please continue.

[RocketDog]

On 1/31/2025 at 7:23 PM, bkk6060 said:

Follow the lead of others.  Eat a bunch of garbage, drink large beers, stuff your face with ice cream, sit around all day on your computer.  Your butt will get big, wide and fat providing significant protection when you sit.

When you sit?

 

Heavy people generally do nothing else but sit. Cause and effect with positive feedback loop.

 

Eventually they end up with their belly and their butt down around their ankles.

[bwanajohn]

I think the problem is related to the fare you paid......or maybe to make it clearer...you get what you pay for.

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

On 1/31/2025 at 7:06 PM, Elvis Presley said:

finally arrived back to my room i told him the seat was very uncomfortable and that my ass was killing me

Come down to Pattaya, lots of lovely ladies here to oil massage that tush 

 

200 baht. 

 

Problem solved. 

 

Pay a little more 500 baht for frontal massage........ Happy ending 

 

 

[Gottfrid]

On 1/31/2025 at 7:06 PM, Elvis Presley said:

how is it my fault if the seat on his moto taxi is a load of crap?

In what condition his MC is, can´t be your fault. That you hurt, is your fault though. You could have taken a Bolt!

[Thailand]

On 2/1/2025 at 7:33 AM, marin said:

What a load of crap is this OP. There was no boiling sun the high was 33 and that was for an hour. Give it up Bob/Colin/Elvis you no longer have the ability to troll at all. This attempt was simply pitiful. A Load of Crap!!

Apparently there is a reason why such posts are allowed but I can't remember what it was!

[scottiejohn]

39 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

That you hurt, is your fault though. You could have taken a Bolt!

Might have been better with a cushion!

[scottiejohn]

21 minutes ago, Thailand said:

Apparently there is a reason why such posts are allowed but I can't remember what it was!

If you click on his posts enough times you might be rewarded with the answer!

😄