If your wife (GF) looked like this: Would you turn her in for theft?

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Folks,

 

If your wife or GF looked like this one, would you turn her in for theft?

Also, if you were the judge, would you punish her, or let her go?

 

And, if you decided to punish her, what punishment do you believe might suit her crime?

 

And, just looking at her, are you, or are you not, so very happy that you live in Thailand, and not the USA?

I am, for one.

 

 

 

 

 

I have heard that, in many cities, shoplifting is sometimes not even punished.

This, however, rises above the level of shoplifting.

 

In addition; do you believe that what she seems to have done to her house is ALSO a crime?

 

Just wondering if my perspective might be warped, compared to those of the majority in the USA...these days.

 

Thank you so much.

 

Best regards,

And keep your houses clean....

Gamma

 

 

 

 

[novacova]

I wouldn’t be caught dead with a woman that looked like that. End of story.

[GammaGlobulin]

11 minutes ago, novacova said:

I wouldn’t be caught dead with a woman that looked like that. End of story.

 

You mean....

Even if she were the last American Woman on Earth?

 

[novacova]

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

You mean....

Even if she was the last American Woman on Earth?

 

No. I mean the very last woman on earth. Too big for mating.

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, novacova said:

No. I mean the very last woman on earth. Too big for mating.

 

She seems to lack the house-cleaning skill, as well, if you watch the vid.

All women should know how to clean house and cook.

 

[Lacessit]

She would not be my wife or GF under any circumstances.

 

I guess I would sentence her to a 1200 calorie daily diet, call it reformation.

 

She reminds me of an exchange between George Bernard Shaw and Gilbert Keith Chesterton.

 

"Shaw, you look like there's a famine in Ireland".

 

" Chesterton, you look like you caused it".

[GammaGlobulin]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

She would not be my wife or GF under any circumstances.

 

I guess I would sentence her to a 1200 calorie daily diet, call it reformation.

 

She reminds me of an exchange between George Bernard Shaw and Gilbert Keith Chesterton.

 

"Shaw, you look like there's a famine in Ireland".

 

" Chesterton, you look like you caused it".

 

Nice quotes.

 

[Hanaguma]

1 hour ago, novacova said:

No. I mean the very last woman on earth. Too big for mating.

Not necessarily.

 

You just roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.  Just pray that you don't wind up in an armpit by mistake...

[grumpyoldman]

Pretty sure she pulled up on me near Suk soi 11. Smelled like an elephant.

[Jeff the Chef]

58 minutes ago, Hanaguma said:

Not necessarily.

 

You just roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.  Just pray that you don't wind up in an armpit by mistake...

 

No need for all that, just wait for a fart and that gives you a clue.

[FriscoKid]

GeeGee, you should be turned into the AN police for constantly dropping nothing but verbal defecation into a public forum and disturbing the harmony of expat life in Thailand.
 

Can't you do anything to stop yourself from going dumpster diving on the internet and then dumping whatever you find all upon the rest of us who don't deserve any of it?

[blaze master]

1 hour ago, grumpyoldman said:

Pretty sure she pulled up on me near Suk soi 11. Smelled like an elephant.

 

Did she give you a reach around ?

[GammaGlobulin]

30 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

GeeGee, you should be turned into the AN police for constantly dropping nothing but verbal defecation into a public forum and disturbing the harmony of expat life in Thailand.
 

Can't you do anything to stop yourself from going dumpster diving on the internet and then dumping whatever you find all upon the rest of us who don't deserve any of it?

 

In all honesty, I am almost solely concerned with the edification of you, and people like you.

This is my cross that I bear.

My crusade, it seems.

 

I do not post any "random" bit of information that I find on the internet.

Every Topic I post here is well chosen, and thoroughly considered.

 

I am surprised that you have not yet begun to realize this...

By now.

 

 

[proton]

Had to sit next to a lump this size on last Emirates flight, not very comfortable, they should be made to buy 2 seats, one for each cheek. 

[SAFETY FIRST]

7 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

If your wife or GF looked like this one

Is that female? 

 

Looks like the guy that drives the garbage truck who picks up my rubbish bin. 

 

[hankypankee]

5 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I do not post any "random" bit of information that I find on the internet.

Every Topic I post here is well chosen, and thoroughly considered.

 

I am surprised that you have not yet begun to realize this...

By now.

Thank you for blessing us with only the finest nothingness and nonsense the internet has to offer. Truly, a level of curation and discernment that elevates the discourse to heights previously thought unreachable.

 

One can only shudder at the alternative. A world in which you, heaven forbid, began sharing mere ordinary drivel with us. The dystopia. The chaos. The descent into intellectual anarchy.

 

But, alas, we are but humble recipients of your wisdom. Grateful. Awed. Ever in your debt. May God show mercy upon us should you ever lower your standards.

[scottiejohn]

6 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Every Topic I post here is well chosen, and thoroughly considered.

By what, your pet monkey?