Waiting by the Phone Like a Jilted Tinder Date - Making America Wait Again???

[Lewie London]

So apparently we’re meant to believe Trump’s sittin’ round waiting on a much-anticipated call from Xi Jinping to beg for the tariff deal of the century, like China’s gonna crumble if they don’t ring. The bloke's acting like some lovelorn mug in a rom-com who’s been ghosted after drinks at Nando’s. “He’s gonna call. Any minute now folks. Big call. Beautiful call, the likes of which the world has never seen before.” Mate, Xi ain’t calling. Xi’s blocked your number and is currently live-streaming dumpling tutorials while your lot scurries round the Oval Office clutchin’ a satellite phone and a gallon of hope.

 

And yet Trump’s out here actin’ like he’s still running the table. “We don’t need to sign deals,” he says. “We’re in talks.” With who, mate? The microwave? Cos China’s official word-for-word stance is, “We’re not talkin’ to that bloke.” It’s like a breakup that only happened in his head. “We agreed to take space.” No you didn’t, she’s off dating the BRICS now, and you’re still sending her tariff playlists and passive-aggressive press releases.

 

Anyway, I’m down the pub the other night when some geezer in a MAGA red cap made in China pipes up, reckons Trump’s got Xi right where he wants him and says to me: “China’s beggin’ for a deal, mate. Trump’s playin’ hardball.” I nearly choked on my pint and shot it out me nose. Hardball? The man’s playin’ Hungry Hungry Hippos with one marble and callin’ it chess. If this is strategy, I’m the Queen of Sheba. Next he’ll say Xi’s radio silence is actually a sign of respect. Nah, mate. It’s just the sound of the world crackin’ on while your boy waits by the phone like a wet wipe.

 

And the best part? These lads think Trump’s got a plan. Like there’s a flowchart somewhere titled “World Tariff Domination” with arrows pointing to “Wait by phone,” “Deny reality,” and “Blame Hunter's laptop.” One bloke tells me, dead serious, “Trump’s just wearin’ ’em down.” Wearin’ ’em down? Really, mate? China’s building railways through mountains while you lot are arguin’ whether tariffs cause inflation or are just a misunderstood vibe. If Trump’s wearin’ anyone down, it’s his own economy, like sandpaperin’ your face and callin’ it exfoliation. Keep waitin’ on that call, lads. Maybe next time, Xi’ll post you a sympathy card and all the tea in China.

[bkk6060]

Your post really seems like that a totally clueless fool.  

[Eloquent pilgrim]

 

Oh no, not another post for the left wing bedwetting crybabies. get over yrself  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

[blaze master]

59 minutes ago, Eloquent pilgrim said:

 

Oh no, not another post for the left wing bedwetting crybabies. get over yrself  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

 

How many different ways can one poster say waaaaaaaaaaaa. Good news is the threads are losing traction with each subsequent upload. 

 

Keep at it. 

[Lacessit]

21 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

How many different ways can one poster say waaaaaaaaaaaa. Good news is the threads are losing traction with each subsequent upload. 

 

Keep at it. 

You have the same traction as a cow on roller skates on a frozen lake.

[short-Timer]

32 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

How many different ways can one poster say waaaaaaaaaaaa. Good news is the threads are losing traction with each subsequent upload. 

 

Keep at it. 

Why would you care? Oh, wait, I forgot, all you do is troll and post anecdotal garbage. So are the posts now putting an extra burden on your trolling schedule? Maybe you should consider finding something useful to do with the countless hours you spend everyday giving out your unneeded two cents to no end. 

[blaze master]

3 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Why would you care? Oh, wait, I forgot, all you do is troll and post anecdotal garbage. So are the posts now putting an extra burden on your trolling schedule? Maybe you should consider finding something useful to do with the countless hours you spend everyday giving out your unneeded two cents to no end. 

 

Maybe you should consider not engaging with me if that's how you feel.

 

You and a few others seem overly concerned and reply to most of my posts.

 

 

 

[newbee2022]

1 hour ago, Lewie London said:

So apparently we’re meant to believe Trump’s sittin’ round waiting on a much-anticipated call from Xi Jinping to beg for the tariff deal of the century, like China’s gonna crumble if they don’t ring. The bloke's acting like some lovelorn mug in a rom-com who’s been ghosted after drinks at Nando’s. “He’s gonna call. Any minute now folks. Big call. Beautiful call, the likes of which the world has never seen before.” Mate, Xi ain’t calling. Xi’s blocked your number and is currently live-streaming dumpling tutorials while your lot scurries round the Oval Office clutchin’ a satellite phone and a gallon of hope.

 

And yet Trump’s out here actin’ like he’s still running the table. “We don’t need to sign deals,” he says. “We’re in talks.” With who, mate? The microwave? Cos China’s official word-for-word stance is, “We’re not talkin’ to that bloke.” It’s like a breakup that only happened in his head. “We agreed to take space.” No you didn’t, she’s off dating the BRICS now, and you’re still sending her tariff playlists and passive-aggressive press releases.

 

Anyway, I’m down the pub the other night when some geezer in a MAGA red cap made in China pipes up, reckons Trump’s got Xi right where he wants him and says to me: “China’s beggin’ for a deal, mate. Trump’s playin’ hardball.” I nearly choked on my pint and shot it out me nose. Hardball? The man’s playin’ Hungry Hungry Hippos with one marble and callin’ it chess. If this is strategy, I’m the Queen of Sheba. Next he’ll say Xi’s radio silence is actually a sign of respect. Nah, mate. It’s just the sound of the world crackin’ on while your boy waits by the phone like a wet wipe.

 

And the best part? These lads think Trump’s got a plan. Like there’s a flowchart somewhere titled “World Tariff Domination” with arrows pointing to “Wait by phone,” “Deny reality,” and “Blame Hunter's laptop.” One bloke tells me, dead serious, “Trump’s just wearin’ ’em down.” Wearin’ ’em down? Really, mate? China’s building railways through mountains while you lot are arguin’ whether tariffs cause inflation or are just a misunderstood vibe. If Trump’s wearin’ anyone down, it’s his own economy, like sandpaperin’ your face and callin’ it exfoliation. Keep waitin’ on that call, lads. Maybe next time, Xi’ll post you a sympathy card and all the tea in China.

Thank you again. Gave me a good chuckle. Please don't stop writing ❤️

[newbee2022]

1 hour ago, Eloquent pilgrim said:

 

Oh no, not another post for the left wing bedwetting crybabies. get over yrself  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

Rubbish. Probably the level is too high for you as usual😕

[Keep Right]

Another Brit with his "knickers' in a bundle. There must be something better to do in England than complain about the American President. But I guess when you have boring, cry baby English football to watch, anything is better to do than revolve your life around that so called sport.

[Eloquent pilgrim]

24 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

Rubbish. Probably the level is too high for you as usual😕

 

Yet another one of your extraordinarily intellectual, and memorably articulated comments; very entertaining.

 

 

 

 

[newbee2022]

Just now, Eloquent pilgrim said:

 

Yet another one of your extraordinarily intellectual, and memorably articulated comments; very entertaining.

 

 

 

 

Yeah, a suitable comment for you in particular. 🙏

[Gottfrid]

11 hours ago, Lacessit said:

You have the same traction as a cow on roller skates on a frozen lake.

You are discriminating cows! I cow would never be that stupid, but Trump would.

[Yagoda]

Dude do you have anyhting else to do but troll?

[TedG]

4 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Dude do you have anyhting else to do but troll?

Don’t pick on the OP.  Posting on this site is the only ray of sunshine in his/her life. 

[spidermike007]

No. It is highly likely his minions called their Chinese counterparts and begged them for this meeting. Trump has severely overestimated the influence of the US, and nations around the world are just saying NO to his highly obnoxious bullying! The US needs China. Badly. Trump is in very deep, self created doo doo. 

[NickyLouie]

14 hours ago, Lewie London said:

So apparently we’re meant to believe Trump’

 

How's that England looking like Pakistan going for ya ?

 

 

 

 

[jesimps]

12 hours ago, short-Timer said:

Why would you care? Oh, wait, I forgot, all you do is troll and post anecdotal garbage. So are the posts now putting an extra burden on your trolling schedule? Maybe you should consider finding something useful to do with the countless hours you spend everyday giving out your unneeded two cents to no end. 

Seems to be the Democrats modus operandi:   dish out insults and encourage domestic terrorism. Yet to see one solid policy. The lefties on here are just following suit, Trump derangement syndrome gone mad.

[Red Forever]

Keep it coming Lewie.

The MAGA morons on here are also in denial that their cult leader Trump was influential in Canada and Australia electing left of centre governments. Slightly off topic I know but nonetheless it’s evidence of Trump’s delusional far right rants motivating the left to stand up to the far right bullies.

[Yagoda]

15 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

No. It is highly likely his minions called their Chinese counterparts and begged them for this meeting. Trump has severely overestimated the influence of the US, and nations around the world are just saying NO to his highly obnoxious bullying! The US needs China. Badly. Trump is in very deep, self created doo doo. 

Boy that brouhaha with him 50 years really has affected your life. He fired you, right?

[Yagoda]

4 minutes ago, Red Forever said:

Keep it coming Lewie.

The MAGA morons on here are also in denial that their cult leader Trump was influential in Canada and Australia electing left of centre governments. Slightly off topic I know but nonetheless it’s evidence of Trump’s delusional far right rants motivating the left to stand up to the far right bullies.

Better a MAGA moron than a murderous Socialist

[Presnock]

14 hours ago, Lewie London said:

So apparently we’re meant to believe Trump’s sittin’ round waiting on a much-anticipated call from Xi Jinping to beg for the tariff deal of the century, like China’s gonna crumble if they don’t ring. The bloke's acting like some lovelorn mug in a rom-com who’s been ghosted after drinks at Nando’s. “He’s gonna call. Any minute now folks. Big call. Beautiful call, the likes of which the world has never seen before.” Mate, Xi ain’t calling. Xi’s blocked your number and is currently live-streaming dumpling tutorials while your lot scurries round the Oval Office clutchin’ a satellite phone and a gallon of hope.

 

And yet Trump’s out here actin’ like he’s still running the table. “We don’t need to sign deals,” he says. “We’re in talks.” With who, mate? The microwave? Cos China’s official word-for-word stance is, “We’re not talkin’ to that bloke.” It’s like a breakup that only happened in his head. “We agreed to take space.” No you didn’t, she’s off dating the BRICS now, and you’re still sending her tariff playlists and passive-aggressive press releases.

 

Anyway, I’m down the pub the other night when some geezer in a MAGA red cap made in China pipes up, reckons Trump’s got Xi right where he wants him and says to me: “China’s beggin’ for a deal, mate. Trump’s playin’ hardball.” I nearly choked on my pint and shot it out me nose. Hardball? The man’s playin’ Hungry Hungry Hippos with one marble and callin’ it chess. If this is strategy, I’m the Queen of Sheba. Next he’ll say Xi’s radio silence is actually a sign of respect. Nah, mate. It’s just the sound of the world crackin’ on while your boy waits by the phone like a wet wipe.

 

And the best part? These lads think Trump’s got a plan. Like there’s a flowchart somewhere titled “World Tariff Domination” with arrows pointing to “Wait by phone,” “Deny reality,” and “Blame Hunter's laptop.” One bloke tells me, dead serious, “Trump’s just wearin’ ’em down.” Wearin’ ’em down? Really, mate? China’s building railways through mountains while you lot are arguin’ whether tariffs cause inflation or are just a misunderstood vibe. If Trump’s wearin’ anyone down, it’s his own economy, like sandpaperin’ your face and callin’ it exfoliation. Keep waitin’ on that call, lads. Maybe next time, Xi’ll post you a sympathy card and all the tea in China.

Yessir I agree.  Yesterday he makes this big announcement about the "first deal done!" with the UK - which BTW was one of the few trade deals that the US sold more to the UK than the UK sold to the US.  Then after he announces 20 times or so how great a deal this new one with the UK is great for both countries, we learn that well nothing is written yet!  it may take a few weeks for the written version to come about so still negotiating I guess.  What a total IDIOT!  Then he talks about when he was a kid riding around NYC in his dad's Rolls Royce so says will not tarif that as he wants Americans to buy that luxury car - now how many Americans can even afford to buy any new car right now especially a RR!  So what is the latest - American automobile manufacturers, dealers, etc screaming that here Trump will let RR in without the tariff while American cars will only increase in prices!  Every day something new and not pretty for Trump nor his Magaites.  Wonder how long it is going to take for them to realize they have been sold down the proverbial path to poverty?  Oh yeah meanwhile the Trump family in the 3 wonths of this term have increased their wealth by almost 3 billion dollars with deals on high-rises in Qatar and Saudi and whatever coin they are buying today!  

[Presnock]

12 hours ago, newbee2022 said:

Thank you again. Gave me a good chuckle. Please don't stop writing ❤️

Yeah and the headline earlier had Trump saying "yeah, guess the Chinese tariff should be around 80%.  IMHO, since the Chinese indicated for weeks that they wouldn't talk unless Trump dropped the 145% tariff...hmm smells like another reversal by Trump's as he said not dropping at all!

[newbee2022]

Just now, Presnock said:

Yeah and the headline earlier had Trump saying "yeah, guess the Chinese tariff should be around 80%.  IMHO, since the Chinese indicated for weeks that they wouldn't talk unless Trump dropped the 145% tariff...hmm smells like another reversal by Trump's as he said not dropping at all!

There will come more. Welcome back to reality👍

[TheAppletons]

8 minutes ago, jesimps said:

Seems to be the Democrats modus operandi:   dish out insults and encourage domestic terrorism. Yet to see one solid policy. The lefties on here are just following suit, Trump derangement syndrome gone mad.

 

  Cracks me up every time I read that phrase.

 

  Trump supporters have to invent a non-existent medical condition to be able to justify their acceptance of an alternate universe where Trump is not a serial liar, convicted felon, and devastatingly incompetent.  

 

  Unfortunately, he is all of those things and pretending that people who correctly point that out have some sort of medical condition is laughable. 

 

  The true mental illness resides in the Trump sycophants who cannot accept that their leader is a world-wide failure and international laughingstock, one who is so obviously ill-suited and unqualified to be POTUS.  

 

  

 

  

[scorecard]

15 hours ago, Lewie London said:

So apparently we’re meant to believe Trump’s sittin’ round waiting on a much-anticipated call from Xi Jinping to beg for the tariff deal of the century, like China’s gonna crumble if they don’t ring. The bloke's acting like some lovelorn mug in a rom-com who’s been ghosted after drinks at Nando’s. “He’s gonna call. Any minute now folks. Big call. Beautiful call, the likes of which the world has never seen before.” Mate, Xi ain’t calling. Xi’s blocked your number and is currently live-streaming dumpling tutorials while your lot scurries round the Oval Office clutchin’ a satellite phone and a gallon of hope.

 

And yet Trump’s out here actin’ like he’s still running the table. “We don’t need to sign deals,” he says. “We’re in talks.” With who, mate? The microwave? Cos China’s official word-for-word stance is, “We’re not talkin’ to that bloke.” It’s like a breakup that only happened in his head. “We agreed to take space.” No you didn’t, she’s off dating the BRICS now, and you’re still sending her tariff playlists and passive-aggressive press releases.

 

Anyway, I’m down the pub the other night when some geezer in a MAGA red cap made in China pipes up, reckons Trump’s got Xi right where he wants him and says to me: “China’s beggin’ for a deal, mate. Trump’s playin’ hardball.” I nearly choked on my pint and shot it out me nose. Hardball? The man’s playin’ Hungry Hungry Hippos with one marble and callin’ it chess. If this is strategy, I’m the Queen of Sheba. Next he’ll say Xi’s radio silence is actually a sign of respect. Nah, mate. It’s just the sound of the world crackin’ on while your boy waits by the phone like a wet wipe.

 

And the best part? These lads think Trump’s got a plan. Like there’s a flowchart somewhere titled “World Tariff Domination” with arrows pointing to “Wait by phone,” “Deny reality,” and “Blame Hunter's laptop.” One bloke tells me, dead serious, “Trump’s just wearin’ ’em down.” Wearin’ ’em down? Really, mate? China’s building railways through mountains while you lot are arguin’ whether tariffs cause inflation or are just a misunderstood vibe. If Trump’s wearin’ anyone down, it’s his own economy, like sandpaperin’ your face and callin’ it exfoliation. Keep waitin’ on that call, lads. Maybe next time, Xi’ll post you a sympathy card and all the tea in China.

 

Meanwhile Chinese manufacturers / clever Chinese business people are talking to many other countries and making sales / gaining income with nice margins but not playing tariff games. China doing well and it will continue whilst ignoring trump. 

[bubblegum]

The one thing consistent in Magaman is the total lack of humour they have.

[Colki]

And after the announcement of this deal which before was 10% and is now 10% apart for some RR motors for Boeing and a bit of contaminated beef that most reject one of his lickers Lutnick? tells everyone what a fantastic deal orange boy has done and no one but no one could have done such a fantastic deal.

 

I wonder if it is similar to the best deal ever that orange boy masterfully negotiated with Mexico and Canada in his first term but are now so dreadful. How many years ago?

[Snackbar]

China is in deep trouble, has no credibility.

 

Orange man’s doing a fantastic job. 

[RocketDog]

18 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

Your post really seems like that a totally clueless fool.  

You actually reckon that means progress? 

🤣

"Your post really seems like that a totally clueless fool.  "