Who is coming to the Aseannow xmas party get together?

[quake]

4 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

Wives and girlfriends all welcome.

 

Considering the recent poll shows about half of us met our other halves in bars, gogos or online they should be able to entertain us.

 

It should be a fun night.

 

Sure I'm in.

Most likely, I will  meet a lot of old girlfriends. .

Some may even, still carry a large bottle of Listerine in there handbags.  

[JAG]

4 hours ago, transam said:

The problem is, the OP keeps files on members, he told us so yesterday, so if you're daft enough to go, be careful.....................................

Oh, another one of those is he! Personally I can think of better hobbies - model railways or something!

[georgegeorgia]

1 minute ago, quake said:

 

Sure I'm in, most likely, I will  meet a lot of old girlfriends. .

Sounds a bit... rhetorical, doesn't it ?

[transam]

1 minute ago, JAG said:

Oh, another one of those is he! Personally I can think of better hobbies - model railways or something!

Yep, but he uses these files on here, his baiting hobby.............😉

[quake]

1 minute ago, georgegeorgia said:

Sounds a bit... rhetorical, doesn't it ?

 Are you going to be there.

Can you get the time off ?

 

[georgegeorgia]

1 minute ago, quake said:

 Are you going to be there.

Can you get the time off ?

Oh the rhetoric!

Yes I can , that's because I have a government job with long service leave  unlike you who has never worked a day in his life !

[Keeps]

2 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

I was going to hire one of those big double decker buses with the karaoke to get us all around.

But with only 5 confirmed a Saleng will be suffice.

This should be big enough. Just keep going up and down Soi 6. Should suit most attendees.

 

 

 

[Mike_Hunt]

34 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I suppose I could come if I have a lobotomy first, to fit in.

I picture you standing alone in a corner sipping a glass of prune juice hoping someone will ask  you about your BMI and massive IQ.

[ThreeCardMonte]

1 hour ago, BLMFem said:

Sorry, not into that. But totally non-judgmental tough. You do you, buddy!

I can keep your secrets.  Honestly!

[ThreeCardMonte]

1 hour ago, transam said:

"We already knew", you haven't been here long enough....................😂

But you go on taking notice of the master baiter, you probably also believe I live near the Sirindhorn Dam.............🤣

Ugh, OK!

[MalcolmB]

1 hour ago, Jingthing said:

Will you be providing armed security? (Especially for Americans.)

I would ask Americans to forfeit their right to bare arms for the night.

[Mason45]

6 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

You coming? 

Make it in the first week of December so it doesn’t interfere with other xmas plans.

We spend a lot of time talking with each other online, be great to catch up in person.

We can have another poll to decide the best venue later. 
I am thinking Pattaya as it is easy to get to and a lot of fun. 
I am looking forward to it. 

I'll go for sure if I can sit next to Bob Smith.

[Magictoad]

No way! It's a different medium a forum/blog and a bar. Two quite different things and never the twain shall meet.

[MalcolmB]

1 hour ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   You keep away , she will be with me on he night .

Stay away , you're not even to talk to her or even look at her 

Keep your distance 

You don’t have any competition there Nick.

 

She laughed at his topless shots with his shorts jacked up to his ribcage so he got nasty with her after that. 

[Magictoad]

It's sure to be a girl free zone...No chicks; no thanks....

[Nick Carter icp]

8 minutes ago, Mason45 said:

I'll go for sure if I can sit next to Bob Smith.

 

   *Were going to need a bigger table* if all the Bob smiths go 

[TedG]

12 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I would ask Americans to forfeit their right to bare arms for the night.

Does that mean long sleeved shirts? 

[DezLez]

12 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   *Were going to need a bigger table* if all the Bob smiths go 

And even more if all the previous Harrisfans join in!

[save the frogs]

17 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

Do you check for weapons at the door?

 

physical weapons, yes. good point. need to check.

 

but basically in a room full of people, do you think you can trust everyone to start revealing intimate details of your life? what's the point in meeting up with people you cant trust? 

 

[Yagoda]

I dont have an SS uniform to comply with your dress code

[blaze master]

6 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

Of course the mods will be welcome and we could also have a special guest appearance from the man himself

 

Dan about Thailand.

 

Remember when you were goat and constantly moaned on about Dan ?

 

Ooops.

[DezLez]

8 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

I dont have an SS uniform to comply with your dress code

I did not know that you needed a uniform to claim Social Security (SS)!

[anchadian]

Most of the members are too old to step out of the door and spend most of their retirement in this forum so therefore, I doubt you'll get many takers.

 

[MalcolmB]

8 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

Remember when you were goat and constantly moaned on about Dan ?

 

Ooops.

I am not moaning about Dan.

 

It was watching Dan about Thailand that inspired me to move to Thailand.

 

I thought if someone that dim could do it then anybody could.

[EVENKEEL]

1 hour ago, Mike_Hunt said:

I picture you standing alone in a corner sipping a glass of prune juice hoping someone will ask  you about your BMI and massive IQ.

I'm sure the Aussie is feverishly strategizing  an awesome comeback that reflects his superiority.

[Keeps]

Can you imagine the stench of pi$$ at this party. Load of old blokes stumbling around and shouting at nobody in particular " I'm 84 you know". "What's that? Time for my pills?"

 

Would probably need at least a dozen nurses on hand just to be on the safe side and who is picking up the tab for them?

[blaze master]

6 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I am not moaning about Dan.

 

Ok.

[blaze master]

10 minutes ago, anchadian said:

Most of the members are too old to step out of the door and spend most of their retirement in this forum so therefore, I doubt you'll get many takers.

 

 

You could always have the party between the hours of 10am to 4pm.

[richard_smith237]

3 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I am not moaning about Dan.

 

It was watching Dan about Thailand that inspired me to move to Thailand.

 

I thought if someone that dim could do it then anybody could.

 

And yet here you are, you managed it !!!... 

 

Can't wait for the reports from the party no one will go to...   Are you going to prepare some 'awards' for yourself so you can once again claim you are a 'highly decorated member'

 

....your favoured quote three hits comment "you hitting someone who argues with you, them hitting the deck, the ambulance hitting 120kmh" !!! - I wonder who you'll offer to fight to prove what a hardman you are.

 

....  Or will you make your favoured 'Mansplain' quote to someone....

 

.... No need for one of those samlor things - you could just drink drive everyone around... captive audience, you can lock the doors and ask your passengers questions about prostitution !!!  

 

 

 

[kwak250]

Bob will need at least 12 tickets for the same person