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Crime Norwegian Man Arrested at Surat Thani Bus Terminal After Attempted Crossbow Attack
Wow, didn't happen in Pattaya. -
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Pajamas, Knickers, and Noodles — 7-Eleven After Dark in Thailand
Right lads, so I’m just stood in line at 7-Eleven at 10PM, yeah. Was just grabbin’ me a bottle of Coke, a Wall's ice cream, and a bag of spicy crisps to see me through some live-streams (wink-wink) back at me gaff. But go be another quiet night, mindin’ me own, thinkin’ about nothin’ except whether I also fancied a cheese toastie or not. Then in she walks. This Thai bird, full set of glorious pajamas. And I don’t mean them skimpy silky ones like you see in them late-night telly films, nah. Full-blown cartoon madness. Hello Kitty on steroids from ankle to collar, sleeves rolled halfway up her arms like she’s about to start doing the dishes. Pink, fluffy, absolutely mental. The kind of outfit you’d expect on a six-year-old at a sleepover, not a fully grown woman out doin’ her nighttime shopping. And here’s the kicker: they were see-through. Not massively, but enough that you didn’t need imagination to spot the outline of her nipps and knickers underneath. Then, there's Lewie, queuing behind a walking children’s cartoon catalogue and getting an uninvited glimpse of the undercarriage like I’d paid extra for it. Only in Thailand, yeah? She weren’t bothered either. Nah. Just wandered around the shop like she was in Selfridges, grabbin’ instant noodles, bottle of red colored pop, one of them weird yogurts with corn, flip-flops clackin’ about like she was at home on the tiles. Didn’t care one bit. Not embarrassed. Not rushed. Pajama queen of 7-Eleven, mates. And this ain’t a one-off either. What is it with Thai girls and their pajama infatuation? Round about eight at night, they all get into them, like there’s some unspoken national bedtime no one told me about. But instead of stayin’ home with a cuppa, they’re out gettin’ street food, shoppin’ in Family Mart, sometimes even rockin’ up at petrol station on their scooters wearin’ teddy bears and cupcakes on their trousers like it’s a new fashion line. Madness. And it’s hot here, yeah. Sticky. Sweaty. Makes you question life hot. Who’s climbin’ into full sleeves and flannel bottoms when it’s thirty two degrees in the dark? Back in Blighty, if you stepped outside in pajamas someone would either call social services or offer you a cup of tea out of pure sympathy. Out here it’s normal. Seen birds in tuk-tuks, hair up in a scrunchie, full Garfield set flappin’ in the wind like flags on a scaffolding site. I just stood there, paid for me bits, nodded politely like a gentleman, and strolled out before I saw the next tart in Peppa Pig leggings buyin’ condoms. Thailand, innit. Where pajamas ain’t just for children or bedtime. They’re for Tuesday nights and unexpected shows in the drinks aisle. -
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As Trump shuts out migrants, Spain opens its doors and fuels economic growth
I suppose our maga friends here want to divert from topics where the USA policy is not doing best in the world. -
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certified German translation near the German Embassy in BKK?
L.O.W. Travel and Services Opposite of the embassy, on 16/7 North Sathorn Rd the building next to Kbank (which is on the corner of Sathorn 2), 3rd floor 02 633 8414-6, 0857700887, 0814401577 (phone us rarely answered) More expensive: thailaendisch.de, 50m from the embassy Bangkok Insurance Bdg 12th floor on S Sathorn Rd between Q House Sathorn and Sukhothai Hotel (1st floor are YMCA and ICBC) 02 677 3890, 0818305177 -
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Locals wearing a face mask whilst driving a motorbike but no helmet.
If you get killed in a wreck, you are re-born again. No biggie. -
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Do You Feel Irrelevant? Why Some Older Members Just Can’t Help Themselves
Why the ageist theme in the OP? There seem to be younger members who fit the spec too.
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