Dear Folks,

 

Most of us are exceedingly old.

(Decrepit is a more accurate adjective, maybe…..though one less Politically Correct, in some cases.)

 

And, for most of us, flying off the handles is not an option.

 

Still, there might be certain circumstances in which one might fly off the handle.

 

And, flying off the handle, at any age, might be beneficial, partially.

 

Therefore….

 

IF YOU were to fly off the handle, then what do you imagine you might do?

 

Would you surprise your wife, or significant other, by doing something….UNTOWARD?

 

And, what if you did?

 

 

 

This forum is just so BORING, sometimes….but not usually.  And so, is there ANYTHING of interest that you might dream of doing that might put a spark into this forum…via your relating?

 

I get so bored, here by myself, without any interesting news from the forum members.

 

I have already done my best, throughout the years I have been here, to entertain the likes of you-all.

 

Now, I guess, it’s about time for you to entertain me…..would you not say?

 

Try to shock me, if you will.

Or…just say SOMETHING, besides the Same-Old, Same-Old.

 

Can you do this at least????

 

I DO wonder.

 

Thanking you in advance….

 

GammaRays G.

 

 

IMPORTANT NOTE:  And, will you PLEASE keep in mind that I live my life, almost ENTIRELY VICARIOUSLY, through the accounts of TV Members.  So, PLEASE....have a heart....!!!! 

OK???

 

 

 

I've been doing more temper losing as I have got older.

 

I'm not going to waste any more time elaborating because I know you have zero interest in anyones experiences except your own, and only start threads in order talk at people about yourself.

 

Off you go......splooge it out.

 

 

21 minutes ago, Enoon said:

I've been doing more temper losing as I have got older.

 

I'm not going to waste any more time elaborating because I know you have zero interest in anyones experiences except your own, and only start threads in order talk at people about yourself.

 

Off you go......splooge it out.

 

 

 

Normally, your comments are so very welcome to me, and to everyone, as you must know.

 

However, in this instance, you seem as if you wish to come across as the....

 

Epitome of the Party-Pooper.

 

Will you please rephrase your comment in a more constructive way so that we can enjoy your contribution in a more satisfying way?

 

This seems like the very least you can do, if you truly want to be more helpful and enjoy the camaraderie of our TV Group.

 

Please Note:  I am very interested in you.  And, I would like to know much more about what makes you tick.

 

Note Two:  Please feel free to fill us in with your family background, if this might help to shed light on your penchant for cynicism.

 

Note Three: This word "splooge" that you have used....it's a new one on me....for sure....

 

So, I checked it out:

 

 

I love learning a new word, every day.

 

But, I doubt I will be using this word in the near future, unless...of course, I might meet up with you.

 

 

 

 

25 minutes ago, Enoon said:

Off you go......splooge it out.

 

PS:  I MUST commend you for this allusion of yours to A Clockwork Orange, which is my favorite film, I guess, just due to the invented language in the film.  Truly, A Clockwork Orange is a masterpiece.....

 

So....

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Not Joking.)

 

 

Still:  We must credit the original author of the Novel, and NOT the film, for the invented language of A Clockwork Orange.  I love this book.

 

 

 

I've never hit another human in anger in my life. 

2 minutes ago, blaze master said:

I've never hit another human in anger in my life. 

 

Neither have I.

 

This goes without saying.

 

So, why did you mention it?

 

 

Oh my gamma, will you just look at this. My anger is a stranger to me these days because I’m far too busy flying on inflatable flamingos in the pool while wearing nothing but whipped cream around my bell-end, rehearsing Shakespeare with my left nipple in the bathroom mirror, polishing the doorknobs with edible lube just to see if the neighbors notice, shocking my wife by serenading her with a cucumber and two strategically balanced kiwis, alphabetizing my collection of inflatable sheep until they all sigh in unison, and marveling at the sheer engineering genius of crotchless lederhosen paired with roller skates, so rest assured boredom cannot touch me and thanks to your radiant Topics this forum is my private boudoir of perpetual ecstasy. Amen. 

Just now, short-Timer said:

inflatable flamingos

 

You must be in Miami...if anywhere....

 

45 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Neither have I.

 

This goes without saying.

 

So, why did you mention it?

 

 

 

Flying  off the handle.

Whhosa ... 🙏

9 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Most of us are exceedingly old.

(Decrepit is a more accurate adjective, maybe…..though one less Politically Correct, in some cases.)

So GG, how exceedingly old are you.

I want to fly off the handle when you, and some others, post multiple rubbish things, three times in an evening. And plonkers who still call this forum TV!