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It's Just A Flesh Wound

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Japanese biker fails to notice missing leg

A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2 km, leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said.

He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.

The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.

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Somehow, I don't want to know about this.

:o

I think that particular riding manouver is called the "meat grinder".

but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction

Just imagining him toppling over when putting down his now absent leg is Comedy Gold.

:o

How can you not notice that your leg is missing when you're on a motorbike? Surely it'd put you off balance to suddenly lose it? And to carry on going till the next junction whilst feeling excruciating pain? He's got to have been under the influence of something. Who feels excruciating pain, but doesn't even glance down at the afflicted part? :o

Somehow, I don't want to know about this.
I don't think that's funny.

are you in possession of all of your limbs miz jet?

Did he have to get a "Toe" home, after he realised he couldn't ride the bike. Sorry about the pun, it was just a "knee" jerk reaction to the story

Did he have to get a "Toe" home, after he realised he couldn't ride the bike. Sorry about the pun, it was just a "knee" jerk reaction to the story

With jokes as poor as those, you can hop it, fella.....

Did he have to get a "Toe" home, after he realised he couldn't ride the bike. Sorry about the pun, it was just a "knee" jerk reaction to the story

With jokes as poor as those, you can hop it, fella.....

He's just pulling your leg...

Bet his mrs was pissed off when he got home legless.

Seriously, sounds a bit like the Japanese pet sheep hoax.

Every cloud.....

His pals clubbed together and bought him a parrot and an eye patch.

:o

So he didn't change gear or put on the brakes for a few km's, after falling off. <deleted>.

Although a great story for down the pub, a bit like the Monty Python Northerners:-

a) "I picked up that scar after being shot 87 times in the Falklands war."

:o "That's nothing, I got stabbed 87 times and had 1,351 stitches after saving a virgin from being raped in Pattaya."

c) "Wello, that a be nufino. Me o rido roundo Tojyo o with o one o leg o for o fortee o kilo o after one a acidento...."

(You might have to put on a silly Japanese voice to help out the humour.)

(You might have to put on a silly Japanese voice to help out the humour.)

A cylinder of Nitrous oxide may also help.

(You might have to put on a silly Japanese voice to help out the humour.)

A cylinder of Nitrous oxide may also help.

My best jokes are comming out and you're not impressed.

What's going to happen when I'm off form? post-39032-1187106434.gif

I think all posters in this thread have been on top form in the wit and humour stakes! :o

1) I still don't think it's funny.

2) Yes, Tutsi Virginia, I still have all of my limbs.

3) I expect a spate of Bob jokes coming.

4) You people are sick.

1) I still don't think it's funny.

2) Yes, Tutsi Virginia, I still have all of my limbs.

3) I expect a spate of Bob jokes coming.

4) You people are sick.

Oooooo!

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As this story went from a local accident to a large story in the world wide press, there is obviously a lot of sick people around the world with a twisted sense of humour. Many in the same profession as you Jet.

tutsi Virginia?...

yew hurt my feelings :D:o

as in, yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus.

but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction

Just imagining him toppling over when putting down his now absent leg is Comedy Gold.

:o

I don't think that's funny.

You're right Jet, it's freakin' hilarious. :D

Ya, f* you all, the next time I see an accident an yer innit.

I have to agree with you on this one Jet. It's an odd story and I'm sure we're all bewidered how the unfortunate rider could be unaware of his missing leg, but funny it is not. It kind of reminds me of stories I've read of soldiers who were severely, even mortally injured, who carried on unaware of their injuries, until overcome by loss of blood or death or something. I didn't find any humor in those stories either. It's just very unusual given our own experiences, that's all.

So neither of you found the black knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail funny?

So neither of you found the black knight in Monty Python's Holy Grail funny?

Of course I LOVED that scene cdnvic, and it's a good reference too, but it's not quite the same thing now is it?

I know you'd have stopped and helped this poor bastard if you'd come across him on the road, and you wouldn't have seen anything the least bit funny in it I'm sure. Now, if the unfortunate rider had uttered "It's just a flesh wound" I'd say he was a real gamer with a supernatural sense of humor. Anyhow, i'm not pointing fingers at anybody. Black humor can be useful sometimes too.

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