Farang Affairs Pictorial #13

Event models end strike, nobody notices!

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The lead story was captivating and well written and perhaps offensive to some.

But not I. Who writes this stuff? Is this actually published in print and distributed around Pattaya? Or is it just on-line?

This guy is no film maker at all..He is probably telling the girl this just to get her into the sack...Selling his tripod and puting the camera on the TV to shoot, because of cutbacks in productions costs, AND cutting her salary for the sex scene from 5,000 Baht to 1,000 Baht because of production overuns!!! Give me a break

OFFENSIVE??

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The best yet. The Event Models and Police Aware bit had me rolling up.

I love these Farang Affairs Issues. Keep up the good work guys and keep those great imaginary stories comin. (although after living in TH for 14 years they are not so imaginary anymore...) Anything can happen here, especially the things you least expect..

Keep it up FA.

Cheers

Sam

What ever happened to the sound and lighting men did they get the chop in this ill fated production.

However I am informed by ....... well just take it as read that there is a new film in the offing, casting has taken place and no prizes for who has the lead role.

"Carry on in the Monkey House" is a film that depicts symbolic Thai domination of 3rd rate German film producers in a post colonial prision. Its due for release in ........................ well when ever its out .

Thanks to everyone for your positive comments regarding Farang Affairs. They are very much appreciated.

cheers

Phil Macdonald

PS Denny59. It's parody! Jeez

This guy is no film maker at all..He is probably telling the girl this just to get her into the sack...Selling his tripod and puting the camera on the TV to shoot, because of cutbacks in productions costs, AND cutting her salary for the sex scene from 5,000 Baht to 1,000 Baht because of production overuns!!! Give me a break

Denny,

erm....... it's a spoof mate, you know, not real, it never happened...

parody: A writing in which the language and style of an author is imitated, esp. for comic effect or in ridicule.

And a top notch job of it too might I add!

I look forward to each issue. Kudos to ya, Phil!

WISteve

parody:  A writing in which the language and style of an author is imitated, esp. for comic effect or in ridicule.

And a top notch job of it too might I add!

I look forward to each issue.  Kudos to ya, Phil!

WISteve

I join the ranks in praising Kuhn Phil's Farang Affairs. Very, very funny stuff along with the Expat Page in the Nation. Phil is an expert at catching the crux of Thai culture in a most humorous manner. Ranks easily with the www.theonion.com which shares his parody style. Keep up the terrific writings! You are the best at what you do in Thailand.

I have to also add that it's absolutely hilarious to have to explain things to Denny.... hahahahaha

The FAP are FAB... and if on stage would make Burlesque theater!!!

Great stuff Phil

This guy is no film maker at all..He is probably telling the girl this just to get her into the sack...Selling his tripod and puting the camera on the TV to shoot, because of cutbacks in productions costs, AND cutting her salary for the sex scene from 5,000 Baht to 1,000 Baht because of production overuns!!! Give me a break

Would you carry this large tube through customs for me for 500 baht?

Ta, knew ya would...

"I even sacked the main actor (German adult film star Walter 'The Weiner Werner')

First one I've read .... brightened up my day ............. hope the previous 12 are still available.