Five Word International Story

[cashill]

and sausage ,not to forget..

[Zpete]

the sausage's condom has holes......

[wileycoyote]

Drat,not another defective Johnny !

[cashill]

to cover willys MIA so

[wileycoyote]

Please call Johnny Englishman, HELP !

[Seapok]

dam_n, getting engaged ring tone

[cashill]

where are they when you.....

[thithi]

are hiding in girls' toilet

[chiliwasabi]

because they are much cleaner

[Matthew31140]

than the smelly bloke bogs..

[gampaan]

which are often occupied with

[luckyluke]

cleaning their sullied boxer shorts..

[cashill]

and drying socks with blowgun

[Ping]

to get rid of fleas

[thithi]

but they are still there

[cashill]

jump around get up and

[thithi]

merrily suck ping's blood on

[cashill]

alcoholic flea party together wjth

[thithi]

007 james bond ninja version

[Seapok]

All other guests are disguised

[thithi]

by the one you know

[Seapok]

Which makes an interesting night

[cashill]

out on drag queen party

[wileycoyote]

pass the lippy ,please and

[thesunset75]

walk away to the next

[cashill]

dressroom to try new collection

[thesunset75]

of the Hugo Boss dresses

[wileycoyote]

Has to be extra large !

[thesunset75]

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Is it five ?

[wileycoyote]

have you anything in red ?