giving as a xmas present

to needy Inuit dog handlers.

who couldn't build an igloo

will melt in summer anyway

therefore it is better to...

Buy a walk in freezer

any supermarket will let you

any supermarket will let you

camp with family over nite

help yourself to plastic bags

buy as many you please

help yourself to plastic bags

to use as bed socks

i want a train set please

Get cool ...go in fridge

Get cool ...go in fridge

no need for air conditioning

Get cool ...go in fridge

fridge is too warm, pheeeeew

get it gassed up then

get it gassed up then

well gassed, eating baked beans

wear a gasmask ,or better

hopefully they are hienz beans

hopefully they are hienz beans

yeah, hot chillie beans phewwwwwww

beans make the stomach turn

Don't mention the War ,again !

those were the days lads

living in a shoebox and

and wearing somebody else's trousers

eating somebody else's puke too

and spreading lard on your

cheap ass appartments' landlords' table

which will ultimately make him

Same Same, But Different... bullshit