How To Tell Someone You're Not Gay...

[Boon Mee]

I just love how the macho, back-slapping he-men around here just can't resist clicking on every thread with a gay twist to it.  They probably also spend hours surfing gay porno sights just because they can't believe how "disgusting" sex between two men is.  Right, guys!

You got that right, Dick!

...not into surfing Gay porno sites tho...

[Ijustwannateach]

Actually, Rainman, if you're really serious about advice on this, I'd say you'd be better off posting where the trolls and good ol' boy posts are *not* welcome- over in the gay forum. After all, you ARE looking for information from the point of view of your mate, and not a bunch of football hooligans, right? Right? I'm sure they'd be more than happy to give you advice if you post a sincere request- probably you'd even get several similar stories from the "other guy's" point of view. Just a thought.

"Steven"

[Tornado]

I just love how the macho, back-slapping he-men around here just can't resist clicking on every thread with a gay twist to it. They probably also spend hours surfing gay porno sights just because they can't believe how "disgusting" sex between two men is. Right, guys!

I just love the feminine males, back slapping she men around here, just cant resist clicking on every thread with a gay twist to it.

Maybe your nick is a call for help in your closet world, let it all hang out Dick and be a she man - we dont care, we dont shag men or think about it...

Thats why we are called straight and poofters are called bent...

You go to every thread and spew your metrosexual, hetrophobic, anti men rhetoric.. havent you realised that we aint gonna change?

Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

No go away and catch another shop lifter.

[PvtDick]

Sorry, Tornado: I'm here to stay. See you on the next gay-related thread, which I'm sure you'll be clicking on with glee (in between bouts of whacking off thinking of that pretty ladyboy down the street).

[Boon Mee]

Sorry, Tornado:  I'm here to stay.  See you on the next gay-related thread, which I'm sure you'll be clicking on with glee (in between bouts of whacking off thinking of that pretty ladyboy down the street).

Well, Tornado was in the Army for a long time. You know how lonely it can get out there on maneuvers with just the boys for company!

[Tornado]

Sorry, Tornado: I'm here to stay. See you on the next gay-related thread, which I'm sure you'll be clicking on with glee (in between bouts of whacking off thinking of that pretty ladyboy down the street).

Well it seems you've gone public.

[Boon Mee]

Sorry, Tornado:  I'm here to stay.  See you on the next gay-related thread, which I'm sure you'll be clicking on with glee (in between bouts of whacking off thinking of that pretty ladyboy down the street).

Well it seems you've gone public.

Gent~

What is a k.s.o.t.i member? I'm sure we can come up with something like: keep sodden ozzies tucked in etc.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Just tell him in your own way that you're not interested but be polite but also stern, they have to be put in their place sometimes these poofs do, a lot of them drink fine wine and listen to opera and believe they are more sophisticated and therefore, in some cases, superior to us.

"Thankyou for your kind offer but I wouldn't piss up your arse if your kidneys were on fire - goodnight".

That's all you need, leave it at that and go to Nana Plaza.