Yes folks this is for the serious collector. Here in the future we will have the complete collection of Last Words.....INCLUDING EDITED OUT-TAKES....which are brought to you through a special arrangement with the fine moderation crew who will give their own explanation of how these fine editors' cuts came to be.

In addition don't forget the special section titled The Making of The Last Word (editions 1 through 4) along with short biographies of all those involved.

Void where prohibited. The term "involved" is used as jocular term and the management shall be held blameless if anyone, their heirs or assigns, their nominees or their proxies or their family members or acquaintences takes offence at this slur.

Signed "The Management"

Whose been a busy lad then? Hows that whisky bottle looking?

slow day at the office, Chownah?

so this is why its called bedlam