Samsung Bgf-100

[kiakaha]

So Samsung have contacted you regarding a new mobile phone they are designing and they want you to be the lead features consultant.

The phone is the Samsung BGF-100 (BGF = Bar Girl Freelancer edition).

Here's a few things I'd go for :

1) space for 20 SIM chips

2) preset SMS messages in all major western and asian languages to keep the "fish on the hook"

3) poison dispenser

4) condom holder

5) Microsoft Money, BGF edition, to keep a general ledger of all men sending monthly allowances

6) preset photos depicting family in hardship

7) noise canceling technology so she can talk to BF overseas whilst working in loud gogo bar

[pampal]

in addition

8) GPS built in with maps of all short time-long time hotels installed