Shades of WeekendWarrior...well done neverdie.

Hope your leg gets better. Shame about the cat.

What a big baby you are!! That is an incy wincy widdle spot - I was expecting some enormous crevasse almost to the bone.

Jeez, men are such whingers.

Don't forget to shave around the afflicted area.

Geeze Patsy, thats really nasty. You know my body is riddled with holes and scars as I have had a fair bit of punishment dished out to the old body over the last 40 years or so & I never winge about it.

Anyway, I just noticed that this tiny hole seems to be getting infected & thought to myself I better do something about it before I have to amputate my penis. Is that okay with you, you NASTY patsycat .

Anyway, I will suffer in silence , if that makes you feel better. Just for that Im not going to show u the bullet hole in my buttocks __|__ I'm also going to run over the first cat I see this morning....som nom na

Thanks for all the advice everyone, Tim, ive been dying to pick the scab off, can I eat it too?

I will do it after I get some antiseptic cream etc....I have to go see one of those freakin pharmacy chicks today.....

The rest of the thread here.

Maybe you can negotiate with your wife to step down temporarily into Gik position and let Gik be your wife for a while. The sex will be better with your wife since she is now used primarily for that purpose, your Gik will see what a bad husband you are for having a Gik (who happens to be your wife) and she will leave you, and you will once again have a mongamous marriage with a woman you really want to have sex with (and are married to anyway which will save you the cost of a divorce).

Things are so simple if you just break them down step by step. Im surprised you didnt come up with the answer yourself.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Gik-t285295....10#entry2913510

lollll, forget about that one sbk, what about this one?? Same thread, first page, post #12!:

Just by some antiboitic cream and rub it in. I had the same problem a few weeks back with a pussy infection and it cleared it up but I watched to make sure it didnt get any worse. Im not sure if pussy is the right word? pussie doesnt sound right either

Is It Legal In Thailand? Shooting Porn, porn is it legal

In the Ladies forum.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Legal-Thaila...rn-t285740.html

I got one post in before sbk canned it. The thread had a lot of promise IMHO.

I got one post in before sbk canned it. The thread had a lot of promise IMHO.

sure it did, for trolls anyway

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

I liked it too!

The Hallmark Channel are producing an Asian version of the Biggest Loser.

Amonst other places they plan to do auditions in Pattaya.

Residence are remained it's a weight lose program not a life story program

From http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Biggest-Loser-t286467.html

"You can learn a lot about the state of your health and digestion by inspecting your feces. Shitting in the shower gives oneself a chance to do a thorough inspection, plus you can save water and clean yourself better than any other method.

The plumbing must be good though for this method to work"

From http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Pee-Shower-t286356.html

as George Castansa said in the sienfeld episode ... "its all pipes"

"You can learn a lot about the state of your health and digestion by inspecting your feces. Shitting in the shower gives oneself a chance to do a thorough inspection, plus you can save water and clean yourself better than any other method.

The plumbing must be good though for this method to work"

From http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Pee-Shower-t286356.html

Oh Woh, that thread also talked about doing all your business in the shower and then pushing it down the hole with your feet. I dare not click your link reminder. That detailed description already disturbed my fragile little mind first time round.

I would like to add.

The guy whose av is HOPALONG in big letters. Who asked about Horny Goat Weed. I'm sorry, but i fell off my chair... with the image of all those poor wee goats in the Pyrenees hobblling about.....

Well, back to my musical skills...

I think this is turning into a classic thread(hopefully)

And may I add - I was not being rude to Neverdie about his hole in the leg - it was meant to be humour and if you continue to read the thread I was not the only one making fun...

Now i shall go back and make some inane comment about trench foot.... or perhaps not.

Patsycat, you're obviously such a sensitive thing. I'm sorry for posting you in TV quotes of the day.

PS. would you like to see a photo of the hole in my leg taken minutes after I tried to cut off my foot with a grass cutter ?

PS. would you like to see a photo of the hole in my leg taken minutes after I tried to cut off my foot with a grass cutter ?

I actually sat down and worked out the velocity of the piece of metal that hit you, Sibey:

12" blade.

Circumference of disc = PI x D = 3.14159 x 12 = 37.70"

Revolving at approximately 10,000 Revolutions per minute (assuming you had the grass cutter under power at the time of the incident.)

37.7" x 10,000 / 60 = 6,283.24" per second or 523.62 feet per second.

Now you may be wondering why I brought up the "feet per second"???

This is why: A 0.44 calibre slug exiting a 4" barrel hand gun is travelling at around 650 - 900 feet per second.

And considering that the piece of blade that hit your leg was likely much larger than a 0.44 slug, the effective force (apply the square rule, double the mass, 2x the force, triple the mass, four times the force etc) was substancially more.

In fact, I was outside cutting some grass thisafternoon, and being very wary of any obstacles...

Way too much time on somebody's hands............

PS. would you like to see a photo of the hole in my leg taken minutes after I tried to cut off my foot with a grass cutter ?

I actually sat down and worked out the velocity of the piece of metal that hit you, Sibey:

12" blade.

Circumference of disc = PI x D = 3.14159 x 12 = 37.70"

Revolving at approximately 10,000 Revolutions per minute (assuming you had the grass cutter under power at the time of the incident.)

37.7" x 10,000 / 60 = 6,283.24" per second or 523.62 feet per second.

Now you may be wondering why I brought up the "feet per second"???

This is why: A 0.44 calibre slug exiting a 4" barrel hand gun is travelling at around 650 - 900 feet per second.

And considering that the piece of blade that hit your leg was likely much larger than a 0.44 slug, the effective force (apply the square rule, double the mass, 2x the force, triple the mass, four times the force etc) was substancially more.

In fact, I was outside cutting some grass thisafternoon, and being very wary of any obstacles...

Thanks for that soundman.

My wife was right...I should have been wearing jeans.

And may I add - I was not being rude to Neverdie about his hole in the leg - it was meant to be humour and if you continue to read the thread I was not the only one making fun...

Now i shall go back and make some inane comment about trench foot.... or perhaps not.

I think most people know that Patsy Neverdie was put on thaivisa forum by the Internet Gods, for our pleasure. Thats pleasure as in, to have fun with. No wait..thats come out wrong too. Er..actually that last sentence doesnt sound right either..

..Sheesh, once one possible innuendo comes out, they just seem to keep flowing...

I rest my case....

Just like that he slapped me across the face with his penis. Just once. But it knocked me back a few steps. It was like being struck by a wet kipper. No one could believe what they saw! Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be smacked across the face with a 14″ pork sword in front of your team mates? It was the worst moment of my life. No one said anything for what seemed like an eternity, the silence was only broken when Ashley Cole asked “Is it my turn?” It was then I knew I had to leave. When Wenger found out what he’d done he merely high fived him and shouted “And that’s why he’s the captain. POW! Look at that thing!”

Anelka’s book reveals how he only regained his confidence eventually playing alongside Paul Dickov at Manchester City. “He could fit it in a polo.” Anelka reveals.

However not all are sympathatic to Anelka’s plight. Diagne N’dour, Vieira’s life long agent and business partner, described Anelka’s book as a ‘disgrace.’

N’dour wrote on his website that, if anything, Anelka should be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper:

“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”

Patrick Vieira is yet to comment on these accusations.

Nicolas Anelka’s book “It’s not me. It’s everyone else” is on sale August 29th from Penguin.

Bwahahahahahaha

Now beat that

Wha a load of <deleted>!!!

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat

Maybe in my next life, I'll be born a perfect Thai woman and not a piece of dead Western driftwood!! Can't wait...

We love you just as you are Patsy

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but at the same time I don't want to buy a plot of land that some mafioso won in a card game and built a house on it using someone elses money only to discover that it was actually zoned as farm land and the local government come along looking for a few bob to sort things out, only to discover that the bloke who originally owned the land (before he lost it in the card game) actually didn't own it at all, it was his fathers but it turns out when the father died it was left to another brother, who had previsouly taken out a loan for B500,000 to pay for a new hilux against the land, and the garage owner is now claiming the land as collateral as he defaulted on the loan, and the garage owners daughter is married to the first son of the cheif of police in samui who is himself the brother in law of the mayor of surat thani......

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Life is so complex!

Maybe in my next life, I'll be born a perfect Thai woman and not a piece of dead Western driftwood!! Can't wait...

We love you just as you are Patsy

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I think she should get Thai Visa quote of the month for that one. And you should get a nice big attaboy for being a nice man