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That's not right! Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Ha i Ding

See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai <deleted> Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone! No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great Fa Kin Su Pa

Posted
I don't get it

You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it

IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now......

:o

Posted
I don't get it

You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it

IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now......

:o

What a <deleted> joke! = AI NOH LA FING

Posted
I don't get it

You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it

IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now......

:D

What a <deleted> joke! = AI NOH LA FING

but now you are playing the joke... :o

Posted
I don't get it

You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it

IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now......

:D

What a <deleted> joke! = AI NOH LA FING

I nearly forgot this one

Why does Harrow have some many Chinese?

because when they get the taxi at Heathrow Airport, the first thing they say to the driver is ' Hawoo '

:o

Posted
I don't get it

You must read out aload...... get someone to listen to you, then you will get it

IE Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao

If read out aload - Wai Yu Kum Nao = Why you come now......

:D

What a <deleted> joke! = AI NOH LA FING

I nearly forgot this one

Why does Harrow have some many Chinese?

because when they get the taxi at Heathrow Airport, the first thing they say to the driver is ' Hawoo '

:D

It was once remarked that if you laid all the Chinese people out in a straight line......................

.........................................you could run them all over without having to steer! :D

and:

How long is a Chinese man?

How Long is a Chinese man :D

And....

The wisdom of Chairman Mao:

.............."Social and agricultural reform leads to widespread famine and mass emigration." :D

And...

Chinese innovation:

(after 4000 years of toilet paper, gunpowder and fine porcelain) "Uh, guys, I think we need a wheel." :o

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