A Unique Thread

[mmushr00m]

what happenned to all the cobras in cobra swamp???

[pumpuiman]

Hand me that piano.

[plasticpig]

Beer Chang bottles are now the official weapon of Thailand

for lower class people’s disputes, as reported by Major Tom, brown Bear

News, Thailand.

[wileycoyote]

OOH's that,s nice ,now a little more to the left !

[plasticpig]

Thailand has agreed to scrap visa regulations, there is now going to be

A short IQ test on entry to the kingdom, the Australian ambassador for Thailand

Has deemed this unfair as many of its citizens will not able to gain entry in to Thailand

[mmushr00m]

I have heard that the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plains

[zaza]

My work-mate said he'd met a very decent ,conservative, polite and high-so girl while she'd finished her number in a Patpong show.

[lazeeboy]

on a trip to south africa i was caught in a coup

[Thaddeus]

I have a malformed sense of duty gland and am therefore excused from saving the universe.

[plasticpig]

Pattaya to get five secondhand Russian nuclear reactors to ease the

load on the local power grid.

We expect Shell fish in pattaya to glow in the dark within 2 years.

This will also add in the saving of electric, as you will be able to eat your food in the dark.

[Bagwan]

I am in contact with TOT with a view to my wife's legs being designated a National Treasure. They are a must see for all tourists and I expect a roaring trade for viewing as I gave garnered the support of several coach companies catering to high quality visitors. Exquisitely formed to resemble Swan Vesta matchsticks, the fluting, as carved by the great Italian master Varicosi, is a unique feature. To satisfy the cravings of perverts, shoes previously worn by her will be auctioned daily. That should knock a big hole in the Japanese soiled knickers trade.

[chavy]

Rumour has it there's vast oil reserves in the middle east. Maybe one day we'll be going to war over it !!

[Shotime]

I thought my posts would have had contemporary acceptance on account of the increased popularity of shit humor. I can't find an appropriate smiley face.

[lazeeboy]

always happens ,put sun screen on and it rains ,wash the car and it rains

[GungaDin]

My girlfriend's different ____________ She's 69.

[chickenslegs]

I am a 60 year-old Thai woman and I met my 18 year-old farang boyfriend in a bar in Pattaya. I have been sending him 30,000 thb a month for the past 2 years until we get married and I can retire to USA. Now he tells me that his mother in Texas has a sick longhorn bull and he needs 50,000 for the vets bill.

Do you think he is serious about me, or am I just a walking ATM?

Signed Nid.

[plasticpig]

Buffalos in Udon are now suing local Thais families, for bull shiting about income

and not giving them a fair cut of the money received form Falangs.

[JetsetBkk]

I'm watching football with a hard-on. Am I normal?

[lazeeboy]

i am going out now

[zaza]

Don't blame me for causing China's earthquake ; I was just dancing.

[Patsycat]

Name 3 countries starting with letter Z

Zanzibar, Zambia, Zwitzerland!!!!!!

[zaza]

ZZ Zop

[Patsycat]

Does my bum look big in this?

[wileycoyote]

Season well with salt and pepper.

Stuff your chicken

Insert in in pre-heated oven 350 for 1 hour.

Remember to baste continuously

[zaza]

I hate red roses but I still love to be fooled by chocolates

[Jim's_a_Thai_Fox]

Is that an African or a European swallow?

[Ratsima]

Have you heard the one about the duck that waddled into a bar?

[wileycoyote]

Off with his head....clean that guillotine Quasimodo !

[pampal]

What is this thread about again

[plasticpig]

Hello sexy man,

Get the Wing-Nut to sit down and buy us all a drink, girls