mmushr00m Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 what happenned to all the cobras in cobra swamp??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpuiman Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Hand me that piano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Beer Chang bottles are now the official weapon of Thailand for lower class people’s disputes, as reported by Major Tom, brown Bear News, Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 OOH's that,s nice ,now a little more to the left ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Thailand has agreed to scrap visa regulations, there is now going to be A short IQ test on entry to the kingdom, the Australian ambassador for Thailand Has deemed this unfair as many of its citizens will not able to gain entry in to Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I have heard that the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 My work-mate said he'd met a very decent ,conservative, polite and high-so girl while she'd finished her number in a Patpong show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 on a trip to south africa i was caught in a coup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I have a malformed sense of duty gland and am therefore excused from saving the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Pattaya to get five secondhand Russian nuclear reactors to ease the load on the local power grid. We expect Shell fish in pattaya to glow in the dark within 2 years. This will also add in the saving of electric, as you will be able to eat your food in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I am in contact with TOT with a view to my wife's legs being designated a National Treasure. They are a must see for all tourists and I expect a roaring trade for viewing as I gave garnered the support of several coach companies catering to high quality visitors. Exquisitely formed to resemble Swan Vesta matchsticks, the fluting, as carved by the great Italian master Varicosi, is a unique feature. To satisfy the cravings of perverts, shoes previously worn by her will be auctioned daily. That should knock a big hole in the Japanese soiled knickers trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavy Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Rumour has it there's vast oil reserves in the middle east. Maybe one day we'll be going to war over it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotime Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I thought my posts would have had contemporary acceptance on account of the increased popularity of shit humor. I can't find an appropriate smiley face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 always happens ,put sun screen on and it rains ,wash the car and it rains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GungaDin Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 My girlfriend's different ____________ She's 69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I am a 60 year-old Thai woman and I met my 18 year-old farang boyfriend in a bar in Pattaya. I have been sending him 30,000 thb a month for the past 2 years until we get married and I can retire to USA. Now he tells me that his mother in Texas has a sick longhorn bull and he needs 50,000 for the vets bill. Do you think he is serious about me, or am I just a walking ATM? Signed Nid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Buffalos in Udon are now suing local Thais families, for bull shiting about income and not giving them a fair cut of the money received form Falangs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I'm watching football with a hard-on. Am I normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 i am going out now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Don't blame me for causing China's earthquake ; I was just dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Name 3 countries starting with letter Z Zanzibar, Zambia, Zwitzerland!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ZZ Zop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Does my bum look big in this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Season well with salt and pepper. Stuff your chicken Insert in in pre-heated oven 350 for 1 hour. Remember to baste continuously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I hate red roses but I still love to be fooled by chocolates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim's_a_Thai_Fox Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Is that an African or a European swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratsima Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Have you heard the one about the duck that waddled into a bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Off with his head....clean that guillotine Quasimodo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 What is this thread about again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Hello sexy man, Get the Wing-Nut to sit down and buy us all a drink, girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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