Anyone can find material on the net that crosses the boundaries of good taste (it's everywhere) ...... but how close can you get without crossing over.

I'll offer this one first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJNKHpyrek&NR=1

Very funny though!

Another one from the same chap.

Happy Birthday War

I just got sent his, it is offensive to both the chinese, sex therapists & women but I still thought it was quite amoosing

Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.

The woman did as she was told.

'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'

Again the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease.

Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'

Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

The most useful resouce on the net.

Don't think Autumn Angel would approve.

that was funny

The most useful resouce on the net.

Don't think Autumn Angel would approve.

that was a good link, please forward to Autumn Angel, it might spice her jokes up a bit

One for Mobi

I love country and western

How to upset a fan of the Bee Gees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGYujVYBzRc&NR=1

This song and the one before came from three guys, Phil Pope (of Spitting Image fame) Angus Deayton (ex- Have I got news for you presenter and general prostitute botherer) and Michael Fenton Stevens (who doesn't really appear on my radar for doing anything else)

The full track list from their one and only album (I think) is :-

Meaningless Songs (The Hee Bee Gee Bees)

Up The Wall (Jack Michaelson)

Dead Cicada (The Beagles)

Quite Ahead Of My Time (David Bowwow)

You're My Son (Kenny Rogered)

Boring song (Status Quid)

Ah! (The Hee Bee Gee Bees)

Too Depressed To Commit Suicide (The Pee Cees)

Simple Song (Paul McCarthrob and Wangs)

Granma (St Winnalot's Reform School Choir)

Music Machine (Babba)

Oh Me! (Larry Pilsson)

Bird Of Peace (Neil Dung, Bob Vylan, The Bland, Frank Sumatra, Dean Martian, Leonard Crowing, George Harrassing)

I like the last track as it manages to take the piss out of Neil Young, Leonard Cohen and Frank Sinatra in one song...... quality.

Hey that reminds me of something:

http://www.last.fm/music/Jim's+Big+Ego/_/asshol_e

Hey that reminds me of something:

http://www.last.fm/music/Jim's+Big+Ego/_/asshol_e

That link may not work..... this one does for the moment

http://www.last.fm/music/Jim%27s+Big+Ego/_/asshol_e

Good tune... I like the last verse.

How to upset a fan of the Bee Gees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGYujVYBzRc&NR=1

This song and the one before came from three guys, Phil Pope (of Spitting Image fame) Angus Deayton (ex- Have I got news for you presenter and general prostitute botherer) and Michael Fenton Stevens (who doesn't really appear on my radar for doing anything else)

The full track list from their one and only album (I think) is :-

Meaningless Songs (The Hee Bee Gee Bees)

Up The Wall (Jack Michaelson)

Dead Cicada (The Beagles)

Quite Ahead Of My Time (David Bowwow)

You're My Son (Kenny Rogered)

Boring song (Status Quid)

Ah! (The Hee Bee Gee Bees)

Too Depressed To Commit Suicide (The Pee Cees)

Simple Song (Paul McCarthrob and Wangs)

Granma (St Winnalot's Reform School Choir)

Music Machine (Babba)

Oh Me! (Larry Pilsson)

Bird Of Peace (Neil Dung, Bob Vylan, The Bland, Frank Sumatra, Dean Martian, Leonard Crowing, George Harrassing)

I like the last track as it manages to take the piss out of Neil Young, Leonard Cohen and Frank Sinatra in one song...... quality.

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absolutely great!

Those guys have been around for years, I remember watching them on TV a long time ago. The Status Quo one is hilarious.

Didn't Barry Gibb have to be dragged off one of them in a bar once? (Unsubstantiated Urban Myth).

Those guys have been around for years, I remember watching them on TV a long time ago. The Status Quo one is hilarious.

Didn't Barry Gibb have to be dragged off one of them in a bar once? (Unsubstantiated Urban Myth).

Yip ..... I've been trying to find an mp3 version of the Quo one to play when I do my DJ stint on the radio, just to see if anyone notices the difference.

There were two albums. I bought both of them (years ago) whilst suffering a temporary episode of Mao's disease. The second album is called 'The Hee Bee Gee Bees Present 20 Big No. 2s'. (The second album doesn't hold a candle to the first.)

Well, I dunno if this crosses the line but it's pretty close.

Warning, contains strong language and scenes of smoking in public.

No pink bits though.

One for Jimmy Buffet fans.

The asshol_e Song.

Well, I dunno if this crosses the line but it's pretty close.

Yep, I'd say that's pretty darn close.

Well, I dunno if this crosses the line but it's pretty close.

Yep, I'd say that's pretty darn close.

Oh, I dunno, I thought it was okay!

I thought it was Ok too, but that's the point isn't it, there is a large difference between me and you and the PC brigade.

I'm pretty sure I'm not imagining this, but I remember Dennis Leary doing a version of that song for the BBC several years ago about drink driving. It played over Christmas. Can't find any evidence of it anywhere though.

I'm pretty sure I'm not imagining this, but I remember Dennis Leary doing a version of that song for the BBC several years ago about drink driving. It played over Christmas. Can't find any evidence of it anywhere though.

This one

http://www.gigglesugar.com/1893906

I'm pretty sure I'm not imagining this, but I remember Dennis Leary doing a version of that song for the BBC several years ago about drink driving. It played over Christmas. Can't find any evidence of it anywhere though.

This one

http://www.gigglesugar.com/1893906

That's the one! Thanks Thad!

Ah... Internet Communities... What did we ever do without them?

(apologies if this is the one being shown but I cant acess youtubes or similar at work) But....Denis Leary did the asshol_e song too on his no cure for cancer show. dam_n funny that was too.