August 29, 200817 yr OFFICE staff spend around 600 hours of their working lives eyeing up colleagues they fancy, a survey revealed yesterday. And two out of five employees end up in bed with their workmate. The average worker remains at their desk for 60,000 hours as they toil, drink 32,000 cups of tea or coffee and make 110,000 phone calls, according to the research for a recruitment firm. They will also write 50,000 lists of things to do over the years, receive more than 320,000 emails and have 13 job interviews, the poll of 1,200 staff found.
August 29, 200817 yr OFFICE staff spend around 600 hours of their working lives eyeing up colleagues they fancy, a survey revealed yesterday. And two out of five employees end up in bed with their workmate. The average worker remains at their desk for 60,000 hours as they toil, drink 32,000 cups of tea or coffee and make 110,000 phone calls, according to the research for a recruitment firm. They will also write 50,000 lists of things to do over the years, receive more than 320,000 emails and have 13 job interviews, the poll of 1,200 staff found. I ogle all the time. I've slept with ..... not answering that one. Never had a job interview other than my first job which was a shoe in. - "Can you start tomorrow?" Yes. "The job is yours." hahaha. Not one for to do lists. until the brain starts going a little pear shaped in older age. Lots of coffee, phone sex calls etc.
August 29, 200817 yr why wait until you get to the office ? Ever taken the BTS in peak hour....taken a walk through Siam Paragon or any shopping mall.....gone to the local swimming pool or golf course.....walked to the corner of your soi.....got out of bed in the morning ? No wonder there's so many optometerist shops in Thailand...and it ain't the Thais with eye strain.
August 30, 200817 yr why wait until you get to the office ? Ever taken the BTS in peak hour....taken a walk through Siam Paragon or any shopping mall.....gone to the local swimming pool or golf course.....walked to the corner of your soi.....got out of bed in the morning ?No wonder there's so many optometerist shops in Thailand...and it ain't the Thais with eye strain. Dam_n right there. Only 600 hours in their life? Bluddy amateurs. But that survey was probably carried out in the west. In places like Thailand where the eye candy is just everywhere there isn't enough hours in the day to do it justice. It's a pity we have to close our eyes to sleep otherwise we could turn the art of ogling into a 24/7 pastime. It's obvious the survey was done in the west when you look at the number of phone calls. I reckon the average Thai lass makes that many in a day.
August 30, 200817 yr A lot of my working life was spent either driving or dealing with the public. Ogling could be easily incorporated into these activities long before multi-skilling became a trendy term.
August 30, 200817 yr A lot of my working life was spent either driving or dealing with the public. Ogling could be easily incorporated into these activities long before multi-skilling became a trendy term. ogling as you drive may tend to be dangerous in Thai traffic.
August 30, 200817 yr A lot of my working life was spent either driving or dealing with the public. Ogling could be easily incorporated into these activities long before multi-skilling became a trendy term. ogling as you drive may tend to be dangerous in Thai traffic. If you ever work out a way of not ogling while driving past a flock of girls on motorcys let me know. On second thoughts, I'd rather not know.
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