Family History

[AltumAngel]

One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.

Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you, Honey."

"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues. "Yes, Sweetheart, he did."

"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?"

"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."

The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"

[warfie]

that's cute...

[BigSnake]

"Kids say the DARNEST things"

[Thaddeus]

"Kids say the DARNEST things"

Indeed they do.

A little girl, all sweetness and curls, walks into a pet shop and asks the owner if he has any 'wabbits'

"of course we do, what sort of 'wabbit' would you like? a brown one, a white one, big floppy ears?"

And the little girl answered.

"I don't think my python will give a <deleted>"

[SeaVisionBurma]

probably been posted before, but along the same theme as above.

A man is in his back yard when he hears something over the fence in his neighbour's garden.

He peers over the fence and sees the next door neighbour's little girl, crying, while digging a rather large hole in the garden.

"What's wrong sweetie? Why are you crying and digging a hole?" he enquires

The little girl sniffs, wipes her tears, stops digging, and looks up at the man with big red eyes.

"My pet canary is dead" she sniffles, "and I'm burying him"

"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that" says the man. "That's a pretty big hole for a canary though - why so big?"

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"because he's still inside your <deleted> cat"