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Unfortunate Names

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Talking to my ate who owns the local pub,I asked him about this particular girl called lika, he told me he had to tell her to change her name as her original was just way out there, her real name...maflika, shortened to lika is only barely more acceptable.

Talking to my ate who owns the local pub,I asked him about this particular girl called lika, he told me he had to tell her to change her name as her original was just way out there, her real name...maflika, shortened to lika is only barely more acceptable.

so let me get this story straight - her name was Maflika and your friend ate her?

:o

CB

I think I'll report this thread!!! :o

Talking to my ate who owns the local pub,I asked him about this particular girl called lika, he told me he had to tell her to change her name as her original was just way out there, her real name...maflika, shortened to lika is only barely more acceptable.

so let me get this story straight - her name was Maflika and your friend ate her?

:o

CB

Ok I missed out onthe M in Mate...I will see if I can get a copy of her ID card, she no longer works at my Mates pub but opened one next door, quite a nice looking girl too. I am sure my pal will still have a copy of her ID on record.

When he told me I laughed my frggin head off.Anyway I a in Palembang at the moment, I get bck home on the 24th. Stand by...

Talking to my ate who owns the local pub,I asked him about this particular girl called lika, he told me he had to tell her to change her name as her original was just way out there, her real name...maflika, shortened to lika is only barely more acceptable.

so let me get this story straight - her name was Maflika and your friend ate her?

:o

CB

Ok I missed out onthe M in Mate...I will see if I can get a copy of her ID card, she no longer works at my Mates pub but opened one next door, quite a nice looking girl too. I am sure my pal will still have a copy of her ID on record.

When he told me I laughed my frggin head off.Anyway I a in Palembang at the moment, I get bck home on the 24th. Stand by...

Your friend ate a "M"? You mean like a M&M or is that just being a smartie?

24th of which month mate?

CB

Talking to my ate who owns the local pub,I asked him about this particular girl called lika, he told me he had to tell her to change her name as her original was just way out there, her real name...maflika, shortened to lika is only barely more acceptable.

so let me get this story straight - her name was Maflika and your friend ate her?

:o

CB

Ok I missed out onthe M in Mate...I will see if I can get a copy of her ID card, she no longer works at my Mates pub but opened one next door, quite a nice looking girl too. I am sure my pal will still have a copy of her ID on record.

When he told me I laughed my frggin head off.Anyway I a in Palembang at the moment, I get bck home on the 24th. Stand by...

Your friend ate a "M"? You mean like a M&M or is that just being a smartie?

24th of which month mate? Movember? Mecember?

CB

When he told me I laughed my frggin head off.Anyway I a in Palembang at the moment, I get bck home on the 24th. Stand by...

Palembang does that to you.

I spent a couple of years in Sumatera Barat on a power plant - my hands were shaking and my eyes were missing more than a few key-strokes before the finish.

A friend of mine is working with a girl called Holly Wood!

Remember those book author jokes we use to tell when we were kids?

"The Cat's Revenge" by Claude Balls.

Stream in the desert by I P Freely! :o

The man with three testicles - by - Houdi Nikabolakov.

Balls-That one is definitely made up!

Good Luck

Moss

The Mythical Thee Humped Camel--Humphrey

I know, I know, but it made me laugh

Moss

The man with three testicles - by - Houdi Nikabolakov.

:o Fab!

Croatian Escorts by Slobodan Mikokubitch.

Masturbation

by Harry Palmer

I thought that was written by Toby Handcock?

The man with three testicles - by - Houdi Nikabolakov.

:o Fab!

Wait..... there's more.......

The Chinese Defective - by - Won Hung Lo

I'm liking the way this thread has evolved. :o

"Hole in the Mattress" by Mister Completely.

:o

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Oh <deleted> that was funny!

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