Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece.

Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece.

Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess?

took three slices out of freezer.....toaster only takes two.......put 2 back in the freezer and one in the toaster!!!!!

It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever.

Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor!

Bloody hel_l, I never thought of that, thanks so much, right up there with only taking a couple of slices of bread from the freezer and buying velcro shoes.

But doesn't the cheese drip onto the elements and burn?

It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever.

Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor!

Bloody hel_l, I never thought of that, thanks so much, right up there with only taking a couple of slices of bread from the freezer and buying velcro shoes.

But doesn't the cheese drip onto the elements and burn?

make sure you have a half inch margin between cheese and the edge of the bread. No probs.

Anyway <deleted> happened to the toast.

The suspense is killing...

Reckon the OP posted here today and then went out and got toasted.

Listening to the news one day I heard that the Government had received over ten thousand letters of protest from members of the Alzheimer's Society...

My first thought was " I wonder how many had forgotton to put stamps on?"

Does this make me a bad person..?

More likely the OP after instigating a mystery worthy of Mrs Marples forgot that he posted anything. The fact that I read this at all makes me think I need to get out more.

It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever.

Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor!

Bloody hel_l, I never thought of that, thanks so much, right up there with only taking a couple of slices of bread from the freezer and buying velcro shoes.

But doesn't the cheese drip onto the elements and burn?

make sure you have a half inch margin between cheese and the edge of the bread. No probs.

Anyway <deleted> happened to the toast.

Does not leave much room for the cheese. Re: 1/2 inch margin. Hardly worth bothering with the cheese?

lol- then that'd be toast- no need to distress your toaster by putting it in such a position.

More likely the OP after instigating a mystery worthy of Mrs Marples forgot that he posted anything.

Seniors moments, he told us ....

The fact that I read this at all makes me think I need to get out more.

You're not the only one.

me too, cant believe Im reading this on a sat night.

lemme guess, the toast was in your pocket/on your head/you never put the 2nd one in.

There is no explanation people. Its the same principle as the Seinfeld show.. A thread about nothing and everyone lapping it up

I think the OP has forgotten about this topic as well as the toast.

Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece.

Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece.

Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess?

What was the question again????

Listening to the news one day I heard that the Government had received over ten thousand letters of protest from members of the Alzheimer's Society...

My first thought was " I wonder how many had forgotton to put stamps on?"

Does this make me a bad person..?

Rumor is that they were all sent by same person who always forgot he had sent it already.

Maybe toupet put in toaster and slice of bread upon...

By the way who sell snaketoastuh?

Has the OP found his toast yet?

It joined the flying pigsszzzz

It joined the flying pigsszzzz

This reminds me of the TELETUBBIES, kids programme on UK TV years ago, when my son was growing up. The Teletubbies experienced 'Flying Sphagetti on Toast', in one of their daily programmes. There was spaghetti and toast flying everywhere.

It joined the flying pigsszzzz

Did you do that yourself, specifically for this thread? If so then good work but you really must have too much time on your hands.

I think the OP has forgotten about this topic as well as the toast.

L-O-L ! You said it.

Listening to the news one day I heard that the Government had received over ten thousand letters of protest from members of the Alzheimer's Society...

My first thought was " I wonder how many had forgotton to put stamps on?"

Does this make me a bad person..?

Rumor is that they were all sent by same person who always forgot he had sent it already.

Not sure if it was 'Lucile Ball' or 'Phillis Diller' (excuse my spelling) once said.....

"Comedy is tragedy".

If the rumor was true, I'm not sure if I'm going to laugh at or cry for this person.

It joined the flying pigsszzzz

Did you do that yourself, specifically for this thread? If so then good work but you really must have too much time on your hands.

No, cannot take credit for the pic, I knew it existed somewhere so I googled `flying toast`.

Wooow, you wouldnot believe what flies these days...

Still no word on the toast then.

I'm done . . .

Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece.

Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece.

Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess?

I did it one better.

Got up in the morning. Ready for coffee and toast. Toast into the toaster. Water into the coffee pot and turned it on. Coffee pot is ready, poured a cup of water. Didn't add the instant coffee yet. Toast popped up. Opened the fridge to get butter and jam. Spread butter and Jam. Ready to put the instant coffee into the coffee cup, but can't find the hot coffee water. I remembered that I had it in my hands just a minute ago. Where the h#ll could I have put it?

Finally found it in the fridge where I left it while taking out the butter and jam.

Getting old isn't fun, guys.

Flying geckos, then.

Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece.

Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece.

Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess?

I did it one better.

Got up in the morning. Ready for coffee and toast. Toast into the toaster. Water into the coffee pot and turned it on. Coffee pot is ready, poured a cup of water. Didn't add the instant coffee yet. Toast popped up. Opened the fridge to get butter and jam. Spread butter and Jam. Ready to put the instant coffee into the coffee cup, but can't find the hot coffee water. I remembered that I had it in my hands just a minute ago. Where the h#ll could I have put it?

Finally found it in the fridge where I left it while taking out the butter and jam.

Getting old isn't fun, guys.

I think my what happened to me is even weirder.

I woke up in the morning and went straight to.................jeez forgot what I supposed to post.

The op is just playing around. He want to see who has the best comical answer!! I bet he dosent even own a toaster.